LoverBoy.USA last edited by
So I was going to my local thrift shop and saw this shield in the corner. I walked over to it and it like spoke to me! It asked Agathian or Mason? I said Agatha for life! Then it told me to get naked. I was like “girl, you know I want dinner before I do that” then It said kiss me. I was like whatever I’ve kissed worse. I kissed it right on the top and all of a sudden it evolved into a dashing man. This man with his chiseled features introduced himself as king Malric and he told me to lend him 20$. I glared at him and said “I ain’t got no time for that” and walked out.
Matti last edited by
King last edited by
Bro, that’s freaky! the same thing happened to me last week.
Woodzi last edited by
yes, i had a friend who used to do this all the time. HAD a friend.
Malric killed him
DO NOT TRY THIS !
Unit 1_262 last edited by
I kissed it right on the top and all of a sudden it evolved into a dashing man.
I love something about this. I can’t put my finger on it though. 8-)
Well, without ruining my computer screen at least.