So I was going to my local thrift shop and saw this shield in the corner. I walked over to it and it like spoke to me! It asked Agathian or Mason? I said Agatha for life! Then it told me to get naked. I was like “girl, you know I want dinner before I do that” then It said kiss me. I was like whatever I’ve kissed worse. I kissed it right on the top and all of a sudden it evolved into a dashing man. This man with his chiseled features introduced himself as king Malric and he told me to lend him 20$. I glared at him and said “I ain’t got no time for that” and walked out.
Bro, that’s freaky! the same thing happened to me last week.
yes, i had a friend who used to do this all the time. HAD a friend.
Malric killed him
DO NOT TRY THIS !
I kissed it right on the top and all of a sudden it evolved into a dashing man.
I love something about this. I can’t put my finger on it though. 8-)
Well, without ruining my computer screen at least.