Oh em gee they took it away from me



  • Seriously guys. Just take look at my self perceived, well articulated giant block of text. It explains everything that bugs (GET IT BUGS CAUSE THIS GAME HAS BUGS) me about this game.

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    This is what happens when the server browser doesn’t work at 10 a.m. on a Friday.

    /wrist /wrist /wrist /wrist /wrist /wrist /wrist /wrist

    In all seriousness though; this is a gem of gaming. Haters, be constructive haters. Stop “quitting” we know know you’re just playing other games while wishing this one worked right proper.

    I know I’m no the only one that was waiting for this game since playing every game with melee weapons that just fell short. (EA’s LOTR series, Mortal Kombat, Counter-Strike 1.6, Quake III, Chex Quest, Tetris, Toe Jam and Earl, Sonic 2, Dr. Mario, PVK, Pok’e’mon Snap!, ect…)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY44zvhWhp4 = Torn Banner = Guess I’m your bitch, cause I love you.

    /overhand maul



  • I disagree, I think Tetris had a very deep and compelling melee combat system. We actually modeled Chivalry’s blocking mechanic after Tetris.



  • @SlyGoat:

    I disagree, I think Tetris had a very deep and compelling melee combat system. We actually modeled Chivalry’s blocking mechanic after Tetris.

    :lolz:

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    trolls will troll i guess… nothing you can really do about it



  • Don’t take it away from him, please.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T73WhWTawCE



  • @SlyGoat:

    I disagree, I think Tetris had a very deep and compelling melee combat system. We actually modeled Chivalry’s blocking mechanic after Tetris.

    I can’t wait for the sequel.