UNITED CRUSTACEANS



  • UNITED CRUSTACEANS

    WELCOME ONE AND ALL CHIVALRIOUS KNIGHTS, VANGUARDS, AND OTHER SUCH FIGHTERS. THERE ARE MANY THREATS IN THE WORLD OF CRUSTACEAN. THESE THREATS ARE:

    HUMANS:
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    LOBSTERS:

    CRAYFISH


    THESE THREATS ARE A MENACE TO CRUSTACEAN SOCIETY! WE NEED TO GET RID OF THEM……HOW? WE WILL TELL YOU HOW! THE UNITED CRUSTACEANS IS A NATION OF CRABS, SHRIMP, PRAWNS, AND OTHER SUCH PINCER WIELDING ANIMALS THAT HAVE TRAINED THEMSELVES INTO A WARRIOR LIFESTYLE, TO PURGE THE WORLD OF THESE THREATS! HOWEVER, OUR NATION IS NOT LARGE ENOUGH TO COMPARE TO THE INTELLIGENCE OF HUMANS AND THE FORCES OF THE LOBSTERS AND CRAYFISH. THIS IS WHY WE CALL UPON YOU, HUMANS. TO JOIN OUR ARMY, YOU MUST GIVE UP YOUR HUMAN LIFESTYLE AND WALK TO THE NEAREST BEACH; CUT OFF YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AND CLOSE YOUR EYES, YOU WILL BE ESCORTED BY US TO OUR LAIR WHERE YOU WILL HAVE A CHOICE OF THE TYPE OF CRUSTACEAN YOU WISH TO BE. WHETHER IT BE THE MASSIVE PLATED ARMOR TOWERBACK CRAB, THE PAVISEBACK PINCERSHOOTER, THE HERMIT CRABGUARD, OR MANY OTHER SELECTIONS, YOUR PINCERS WILL BE GRANTED AND YOU WILL BE A PART OF THE UNITED CRUSTACEANS.


    IF YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE STEPS OF CUTTING YOUR ARMS AND LEGS OFF AND NOBODY CARRIED YOU, SMASH YOUR FACE AGAINST THE KEYBOARD IN ORDER TO CONTACT ME, THE PRAWN GOD VIA THIS LINK: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tempchar1/
    HERE IS OUR CURRENT ROSTER:

    GODS
    PRAWN LORD - TEMPCHAR1 (UNDERCOVER)
    CRAB LORD - GIANT ENEMY CRAB

    SOLDIERS
    JOIN NOW!


    THOSE WHO JOIN WILL BE GIVEN A FRIEND REQUEST ON STEAM AND MAY HAVE THE CHANCE TO JOIN THE GODS IN SKIRMISHES WITH THE THREATS. HOWEVER, SOLDIERS SHOULD ALWAYS BE SWITCHING BETWEEN ENEMY SERVERS AND TAKING THEM OVER FOR THE CRUSTACEANS. TODAY WE OWN CHIVALRY, TOMORROW THE WORLD!



  • MY APOLOGIES, FELLOW CRABS. WE CANNOT GET THIS “VIDEO” LOBSTER TOMFOOLERY TO WORK!

    FOR NOW YOU MUST USE YOUR PINCERS TO GET TO THE LINK.

    ~ THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE BY THE CRAB LORD



  • @Dakilven:

    MY APOLOGIES, FELLOW CRABS. WE CANNOT GET THIS “VIDEO” LOBSTER TOMFOOLERY TO WORK!

    FOR NOW YOU MUST USE YOUR PINCERS TO GET TO THE LINK.

    ~ THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE BY THE CRAB LORD0

    Just click youtube button and put in everything after ?v= like this

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  • MY DEEPEST THANKS, HUMAN. YOU HAVE MADE ME LOOK WITH MUCH MORE APPRECIATION UPON YOUR TERRIBLE SPECIES



  • Oohhh crusty needs to join this ;)



  • @Kimiko:

    Oohhh crusty needs to join this ;)

    HUMAN, YOU KNOW OF A CRAB WITHIN THIS LOBSTER-FABRICATED “FORUM”!? YOU MUST TELL US! WE WISH TO FREE HIM!


  • Developer

    Sorry, I think I already lost the fight :(


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