Chivalry Rhapsody



  • Is this a real knife?
    Am I just crazy?
    Caught in a blindside
    No escape from brutality
    Open my eyes
    Shoot arrows into the skies and see
    I’m just a poor archer, I get no sympathy
    Because I always come, always go
    Shoot too high, shoot too low
    Anyway the arrow goes, doesn’t really matter to me, to me

    Kimi, just killed a man
    Put a sword against his head
    Gave a swung, now he’s dead
    Kimi, battle had just begun
    But you’ve gone on a rampage anyway
    Kimi, ooooo
    Didn’t mean to hit your eye
    It was an accident and I am full of sorrow
    Respawn on, respawn on, as if it never happened

    Too late, a knight has come
    Start aiming for my spine
    Flail is moving all the time
    Goodbye everybody - I’ve got to go
    Gotta hide far away, on this roof
    Kimi, ooo - (anyway the arrow goes)
    I don’t want to die
    I sometimes wish I never got out of spawn at all

    Lute solo

    I see a little Vanguard of a man
    Bardiche, Bardiche will you let my head go
    Assault and fighting - very very frightening me

    Longbow, Longbow,
    Longbow, Longbow,
    Longbow overflow- ratio-o-o-o-o

    But I’m just a bad player and nobody wants me
    He’s just a bad player, getting better gradually
    Spare me my life, give me generosity
    Easy kill, that I know - will you let me go
    Agatha! No - we will not let you go - let him go
    Agatha! We will not let you go - let him go
    Agatha! We will not let you go - let me go
    Will not let you go - let me go (never)
    Never let you go - let me go
    Never let me go - ooo
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
    Oh , the arena, the arena, the arena let me go
    Malric has a lion put aside for me
    for me
    for me

    So you think you can sling me and hit a bullseye
    So you think you can cut me and leave me to die
    Oh mi-laday - can’t do this to me mi-lady
    Just gotta get out - just gotta find me that spear

    Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
    MAAs get madder
    When they see me
    Nothing really matters - because I can’t even parry

    Anyway my head goes…



  • That was so inspiring.


  • Developer

    hahaha that was fantastic thanks!



  • @sir_loin:

    hahaha that was fantastic thanks!

    Glad you like it. Great interview by the way, it was awesome to hear the insight of you and your take on your work, the game and the community. :D



  • Lol wow Keith haha. I was right, you really are a storyteller ;)


  • Developer

    :D



  • Haha thanks. As long as people get a good laugh out of it. :)

    Maybe I’ll make an animation to the song.



  • :D :D

    Someone should record this song and put it out
    -looks at sir Loin-



  • Haha, very nice. I was singing bohemian rhapsody while reading you and I must say it fits your story pretty well. :-) . So kimi is your mama ? ;)



  • @Justin_Paplus:

    Haha, very nice. I was singing bohemian rhapsody while reading you and I must say it fits your story pretty well. :-) . So kimi is your mama ? ;)

    Kimi is like everyone’s mom.

    “everyone play nice OR ILL PUNISH YOU”



  • She disciplines with her ban hammer.



  • @Slaughtervomit:

    @Justin_Paplus:

    Haha, very nice. I was singing bohemian rhapsody while reading you and I must say it fits your story pretty well. :-) . So kimi is your mama ? ;)

    Kimi is like everyone’s mom.

    “everyone play nice OR ILL PUNISH YOU”

    Lol great, now I’m the mom… Although what you just said, people are going to take that out of context… >.>



  • Kimi is the community mother, although apparently she is now the kinky mother. Kinky Kimi is going to teach you a lesson.



  • Keith, this is gold!

    Now we just need someone with a decent voice to go record and we will have a major chivalry song hit!



  • @King:

    Keith, this is gold!

    Now we just need someone with a decent voice to go record and we will have a major chivalry song hit!

    Kinky Kimi will kill you (x2)
    Kinky Kimi will punish you,
    teach you a lesson,
    giggle you to death
    Kinky Kimi will kill you (x2)
    ….



  • @Woodzi:

    @King:

    Keith, this is gold!

    Now we just need someone with a decent voice to go record and we will have a major chivalry song hit!

    Kinky Kimi will kill you (x2)
    Kinky Kimi will punish you,
    teach you a lesson,
    giggle you to death
    Kinky Kimi will kill you (x2)
    ….

    You… Go away…… now!



  • @Kimiko:

    Lol great, now I’m a mom… Although what you just said, people are going to take that out of context… >.>

    omg grats to you and your boyfriend

    [image:3i7cl2gl]http://lovingthepregnantyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pregnant-couple-sexy.jpg[/image:3i7cl2gl]



  • lol oh wow…this thread…



  • Kill me now.



  • The thread has not been locked yet?
    :o
    I am shocked and in awe.

    Not really…
    Any way, this has been a most enjoyable exchange of comments.
    Oh and Keith, your song seriously rocks.


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