Chivalry Poetry Jam. Come one come all!



  • As suggested by ChuckingIt I’ve decided to make a thread where we can all contribute choral candor in ways not yet imagined on these often dour boards. Come share your thoughts on the past, present, and future of Chivalry but do so with poem. Think Torn Banner caters to casuals? Vent your rage with a Limerick. Weapon balance got you down? Let us know but make it rhyme. Maybe you just want to say fuck you? That’s fair but do a haiku. So tighten your corsets, straighten your bow-ties, and make sure you’ve taken at least two Ibuprofen to reduce inflammation because it’s time for,

    Chivalry Poetry Jam 2013
    Sliced Bread move the Fuck outta the Way

    General Discontent

    **_“General Discussion” a board wrought with fright,

    Where veterans are dickholes and noobs are a blight.

    Where’s positive feedback when we wish it most?

    Murdered by us, its memory a ghost.

    May I inquire without fear of attack?

    Fuck no, go home, and don’t ever come back!

    Where men go to die with endless complaints,

    Of pub-stomping jerks and usage of feints.

    How do we reason with those who’ve no heart,

    With malice supreme and logic no part?

    I’ll tell you it’s simple, you need not be torn,

    Just take many breaks to watch hardcore porn.

    And yet far away there’s a glimmer of hope.

    Rhymes will save us from this downward slope._**



  • Is foreign language allowed or am I bound to the gawd-afwul limits of english speech? :P :P :P



  • We allow Pig Latin.



  • Asked for a Haiku
    Instead gives a damn essay
    Oh well, back to Chiv



  • There are no rules do whatever you wish,

    Fear not if your people’s name ends with an “ish”

    @ChuckingIt:

    Asked for a Haiku
    Instead gives a damn essay
    Oh well, back to Chiv

    Haiku’s will follow

    Complaints are always welcome

    Except shut your mouth



  • You guys need to enter the poetry contest - You get prizes!

    And today is the last day. So DO EET!

    viewtopic.php?f=91&t=15928



  • he is ChuckingIt
    what is it he is chucking?
    perhaps it is you



  • We have a winner
    Could not say it much better
    This thread is good fun



  • Kimiko appears

    Does she think she’s one of us?

    Let’s let her down soft

    :P



  • Should be writing code
    But programming can be dull
    Let’s write more Haikus!



  • @Sidewinder:

    Kimiko appears

    Does she think she’s one of us?

    Let’s let her down soft

    :P

    I appear
    I shall not go away, ever.
    Fear me, always!



  • Spear is my weapon
    Like a snake poised to attack
    In truth just a stick



  • The smoke finally rises to the top leaves of the darkforest, and no enemies near or far,

    With the broadsword in hand I wonder “How long do I have to push this damn cart?”

    Rolling down the meadow’s path with everyone on edge,

    Peering over every bush, around every tree, behind every hedge,

    A chill shudders down my spine with that dreadful sound that I hear,

    The close running footsteps of enemies coming from the rear,

    Must turn quickly, adversaries we must face,

    As we all engage the battle picks up the pace,

    Vanquish one down, two down, and then I look a little farther,

    Frozen in place and guess what I see, another fucking archer!

    Now the gurgling sound of the blood rushing out my throat, becomes my lullaby,

    OBJECTIVE FAILED, scream at my screen, rage quit, fuck it, goodbye till next time.



  • @Calos112:

    The smoke finally rises to the top leaves of the darkforest, and no enemies near or far,

    With the broadsword in hand I wonder “How long do I have to push this damn cart?”

    Rolling down the meadow’s path with everyone on edge,

    Peering over every bush, around every tree, behind every hedge,

    A chill shudders down my spine with that dreadful sound that I hear,

    The close running footsteps of enemies coming from the rear,

    Must turn quickly, adversaries we must face,

    As we all engage the battle picks up the pace,

    Vanquish one down, two down, and then I look a little farther,

    Frozen in place and guess what I see, another fucking archer!

    Now the gurgling sound of the blood rushing out my throat, becomes my lullaby,

    OBJECTIVE FAILED, scream at my screen, rage quit, fuck it, goodbye till next time.

    Enter that right now
    A nice prize you may receive
    Click the link below

    viewtopic.php?f=91&t=15928



  • Masons are red.
    Agathians blue.
    Now 'Team Objective"
    Is “Team Deathmatch” too.



  • Masons aren’t red
    Agathians aren’t blue
    Diverse colors abound when
    Customization’s put through.

    Love the one above by the way.



  • The patch rears its head
    The beta three is stable
    Oh wait beta four



  • “Typical Day of a Chiv Mod”

    Post needs editing
    Teeming with hate and disgust
    5 O 3 error…



  • For all you limerick whores out there.

    There once was a game mechanic
    Caused noobs to deem it satanicClans had to resort
    To CFtP for short
    When removed they started to panic



  • @dudeface:

    The patch rears its head
    The beta three is stable
    Oh wait beta four

    No official news
    Yet an update has installed
    I thought we were fine

    :(


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