F10, alt f4



  • ive been playing this game for about two months now, and i can’t count the number of times i have seen someone ask “how do you_________” and the answers are usually : F10 or altF4. i do it too. mostly it gets responses like - “very funny assholes, or i’m not a child, i know wht that does” but i still laugh at it…however yesterday was one that left me laughing so hard, or more than usual. i believe it was on the mitt roomney ffa server, and a player asked “how do you votekick?” answers were “you don’t”, “F10”, and i typed “altF4”. well, in the chat bar, it read "player has left the battle. i guess he altF4’d.



  • I remember someone asking how to change team and aside from the usual alt-f4 and f10 responses someone witty soul tried to convince them that due to all the keyboard keys being in use, that by default the change team option was mapped to the largest button on the front of their base unit.

    Still waiting for someone particularily gullible to power off their machine



  • Honestly never found it funny haha. Congrats, you lied and tricked a noob!





  • @LordBenedictIronclaw:

    ive been playing this game for about two months now, and i can’t count the number of times i have seen someone ask “how do you_________” and the answers are usually : F10 or altF4. i do it too. mostly it gets responses like - “very funny assholes, or i’m not a child, i know wht that does” but i still laugh at it…however yesterday was one that left me laughing so hard, or more than usual. i believe it was on the mitt roomney ffa server, and a player asked “how do you votekick?” answers were “you don’t”, “F10”, and i typed “altF4”. well, in the chat bar, it read "player has left the battle. i guess he altF4’d.

    I always check the kills to see if someone falls for the F10 response.

    I thought it was funny when I first fell for it.

    But falling for Alt-F4 oh dear must have been his first online game.



  • During Steam sales when there’s an abundance of archers because of the incoming codfags I make sure to say “I love how pressing f10 gives you fire arrows now.” And just watch them fall.



  • lol, that would probably work.
    by the way, we made another one alt f4 yesterday. it was funny becuase he was really cool about it when he came back.



  • “how do I change teams?”

    “f10 dude”

    “It didn’t work” - “WTF”

    head rolls down a hill



  • Those jokes have long outlived their funniness.



  • @Evil:

    Those jokes have long outlived their funniness.

    ^

    Also, being a tool is a great way to turn someone off of this game. Help your fellow man…



  • Reminds me of back when Maple Story didn’t have a confirmation for quitting the game with Alt+F4.

    “To dupe your items, just drop 'em on the floor, Hold Alt, Jump 3 times, then push F4! Don’t let go of alt!”



  • @Evil:

    Those jokes have long outlived their funniness.

    Forreal, and it makes the community seem like a bunch of dickheads….



  • @King:

    @Evil Minion:

    Those jokes have long outlived their funniness.

    Forreal, and it makes the community seem like a bunch of dickheads….

    Damn right they do. Threads like this and the “how I like to pick on noobs and archers as a joke” threads are a big fat indicator to new people to stay away, and if you’d like to argue the point, look at the lack of returning clients even though 1.2 million licenses are out there in less than a year. Combine this with the in-game BS and install/browser bugs and I doubt the lost clients know much about the other bugs we all b***h to each other about, cos they never got that far.

    One man’s ha-ha is a small company’s downfall, just sayin…

    To compare to “Bar Rescue” since TBS is affiliated with that network: this game has become the run down bar with the toothless drunks in the front harassing the young ladies Taffer sends in. You yucksters who think you are so witty are the drunks guys and you have effectively killed the bar. And like Taffer’s clients, TBS needs to start firing the bad ones and driving off the jackasses, have a reopening with the expansion…you guys may want to throw out a few free maps and cust items to say “sorry” to all the people you lost and try to get them back, and start accepting that they cannot let the community support and police their product.



  • Are there people who really fall for the alt f4 “joke”?



  • @afiNity:

    Are there people who really fall for the alt f4 “joke”?

    saw someone do it the other day (for the first time ever, and i’ve been playing online games since Doom) but they laughed about it when they reconnected to the server.

    this sort of humour’s part of gaming, always has been - the only Chivalry-specific problem I’ve seen is an obsession with callvoting. there are some really whiney bitches playing this game lately, probably get better again once the school holidays are over.



  • it’s the lamest thing ever, and i sigh and frown whenever anyone else does it.

    also, i do it all the time. but when i do it, it’s funny. because!



  • I feel F10 is an appropriate response whenever someone asks what “fainting” is.


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