The Pirate's Creed



  • This is my blunderbuss. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

    My blunderbuss is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
    My blunderbuss, without me, is useless. Without my blunderbuss, I am useless. I must fire my blunderbuss true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will.

    My blunderbuss and I know that what counts in this war is not the pellets we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.

    My blunderbuss is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my blunderbuss clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.

    Before God, I swear this creed. My blunderbuss and I are the defenders of my island. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.



  • What is in your rum.



  • @lemonater47:

    What is in your rum.

    I’ll have what he’s having!



  • Yep, see, the reason that your hp regens is because, in fact, every pirate rum bottle is laced with massive amounts of heroine, cocaine, and sundry other drugs, causing you to overdose instantaneously. You are then rushed to the hospital where they cure you and fix any other sundry problems you may have, like missing arms, deep gashes, etc., thus healing you completely (although missing eyes are mysteriously unaffected). This all happens too fast for the eye to see, so it looks like you drank the rum and are now fine. Queue the more you know music.



  • @ArchimedesWithASword:

    Yep, see, the reason that your hp regens is because, in fact, every pirate rum bottle is laced with massive amounts of heroine, cocaine, and sundry other drugs, causing you to overdose instantaneously. You are then rushed to the hospital where they cure you and fix any other sundry problems you may have, like missing arms, deep gashes, etc., thus healing you completely (although missing eyes are mysteriously unaffected). This all happens too fast for the eye to see, so it looks like you drank the rum and are now fine. Queue the more you know music.

    My head hurts.



  • Pirate scum.

    Pirates r gay.



  • @SirBlade:

    @ArchimedesWithASword:

    Yep, see, the reason that your hp regens is because, in fact, every pirate rum bottle is laced with massive amounts of heroine, cocaine, and sundry other drugs, causing you to overdose instantaneously. You are then rushed to the hospital where they cure you and fix any other sundry problems you may have, like missing arms, deep gashes, etc., thus healing you completely (although missing eyes are mysteriously unaffected). This all happens too fast for the eye to see, so it looks like you drank the rum and are now fine. Queue the more you know music.

    My head hurts.

    Why? I got all of that from Wikipedia, it must be true…



  • Yes…Continue shooting your pathetic pea-shooter of a /SHOTGUN/ at me at a long distance.
    I’ll just bind my time and lie in wait, I shall remain stil-

    Screw it draws short swords CHARGE!



  • @Commanderflynn:

    Yes…Continue shooting your pathetic pea-shooter of a /SHOTGUN/ at me at a long distance.
    I’ll just bind my time and lie in wait, I shall remain stil-

    Screw it draws short swords CHARGE!

    Its actually hilarious having ten pirates with blunderbusses shorting at you as you rush forward heater shield in hand. You stumble around a bit but you are always above full health. Just don’t rush towards any particular pirate. And yes some even miss you completely.


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