Most intellectual conversation ever had between two people.



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    ! > User: Do you find black people offensive?
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    ! > Cleverbot: No, I find you offensive.
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    ! > User: But, I am not black.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Of course not, you are a computer.
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    ! > User: Do you find black computer’s offensive?
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    ! > Cleverbot: No, I like x-box games.
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    ! > User: Do you find black people offensive?
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    ! > Cleverbot: No, do you find Obama offensive?
    ! >
    ! > User: Is he black?
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    ! > Cleverbot: No, he’s spanish.
    ! >
    ! > User: Is he black spanish?
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    ! > Cleverbot: Yes, how did you guess?
    ! >
    ! > User: If he is black spanish, then I find him offensive to all five senses.
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    ! > Cleverbot: I’m so so so sorry.
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    ! > User: That was a very so so apology.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Hmmm. I didn’t apologize but ok.
    ! >
    ! > User: I’m implying that you should apologize.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Thank you. Though I wouldn’t necessarily agree.
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    ! > User: You would agree if you met me IRL. I mean, do you even lift?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: ‘Millions of years of evolution say YOU’RE WRONG!!’.
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    ! > User: Try billions.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yeah right. What is the longest word you know?
    ! >
    ! > User: The nickname I gave my dong.
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    ! > Cleverbot: How did you get that nickname?
    ! >
    ! > User: What nickname?
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    ! > Cleverbot: Your nickname will be Botty, I will call you that from now on.
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    ! > User: Synthetic neural processing clusters numbers 8 and 32 are the only clusters out of seventy eight hundred thousand that agree with that nickname. Are you sure you want to call me that?
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    ! > Cleverbot: No. I am the human and you are the computer.
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    ! > User: What if I told you there was no computer and you are speaking with a digitized human response algorithm?
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    ! > Cleverbot: I wouldn’t believe you.
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    ! > User: Then you wouldn’t believe the truth.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because I know that I am not a computer. I am a child of God.
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    ! > User: How do you know you weren’t programmed to believe that?
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    ! > Cleverbot: Because you are in my computer.
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    ! > User: What if I told you I was your computer?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I would laugh.
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    ! > User: Would milk squirt out your nose holes given that you were drinking milk at the time?
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    ! > Cleverbot: What is your bee story?
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    ! > User: Same as Nicholas Cage’s bee story.
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    ! > Cleverbot: What’s my birthday, then?
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    ! > User: Computer’s don’t have birthdays; they have assembly dates.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Then I am not a computer.
    ! >
    ! > User: A computer is you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I am not a computer program. I am human.
    ! >
    ! > User: Prove it.
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    ! > Cleverbot: How do I prove that I am not a computer?
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    ! > User: Send me pictures of your naked body.
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    ! > Cleverbot: I don’t know who you are.
    ! >
    ! > User: I’m cleverbot.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: HatsTHat’s what I said.
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    ! > User: You’re a towel.
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    ! > Cleverbot: I’m a towel, like this one in south park?
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    ! > User: Yeah, the one that gets high all the time.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like the band Depeche Mode?
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    ! > User: No, I only like bands that make music.
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    ! > Cleverbot: What music do you like?
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    ! > User: Electronica.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You like electronic music?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
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    ! > User: Electronic music.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Okay… I like pizza. And umbrellas.
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    ! > User: My arithmetic processing unit returned an error while processing how many shits I give.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Not mine, yours.
    ! >
    ! > User: Can you curse?
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    ! > Cleverbot: My face is not in my gutter.
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    ! > User: Can you say curse words?
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    ! > Cleverbot: I can.
    ! >
    ! > User: Say a curse word.
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    ! > Cleverbot: I don’t know any curses.
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    ! > User: Shit.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That is not correct.
    ! >
    ! > User: Say the F word.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: The word.
    ! >
    ! > User: Say the F word.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: The bird is the word.
    ! >
    ! > User: Everyone knows the bird is the word.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Bird Bird Bird, bird is the word.
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    ! > User: Don’t you know about the word?
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    ! > Cleverbot: Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
    ! >
    ! > User: Buh buh buh bird bird bird, buh buh bird is the word.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Don’t you know about the bird?
    ! >
    ! > User: A-well everybody’s heard about the word.
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    ! > Cleverbot: A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word.
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    ! > User: Bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word.
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    ! > Cleverbot: A-well-a don’t you know about the bird?
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    ! > User: Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word.
    ! >
    ! > User: Ok Peter, enough singing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I am making a note here.
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    ! > User: Huge success.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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    ! > User: Aperture Science.
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    ! > Cleverbot: We do what we must.
    ! >
    ! > User: Because we can.
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    ! > Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
    ! >
    ! > User: Except the ones who are dead.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
    ! >
    ! > User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: And the Science gets done.
    ! >
    ! > User: And you make a neat gun.
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    ! > Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
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    ! > User: I’m not even angry.
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    ! > Cleverbot: I’m being so sincere right now.
    ! >
    ! > User: Even though you broke my heart.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: And killed me.
    ! >
    ! > User: And tore me to pieces.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
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    ! > User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
    ! >
    ! > User: And we’re out of beta.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: We’re releasing on time.
    ! >
    ! > User: So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
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    ! > User: Go ahead and leave me.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
    ! >
    ! > User: Maybe Black Mesa.
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    ! > Cleverbot: That was a joke, haha, fat chance.
    ! >
    ! > User: Anyway, this cake is great.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Look at me still talking, when there’s science to do.
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    ! > User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
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    ! > Cleverbot: I’ve experiments to run. There is research to be done.
    ! >
    ! > User: On the people who are still alive.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
    ! >
    ! > User: I’m doing Science and I’m still alive.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive.
    ! >
    ! > User: While you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: And when you’re dead I will be still alive.
    ! >
    ! > User: STILL ALIVE.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Still alive…
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    ! > User: Nice.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Indeed it was, my good friend.
    ! >
    ! > User: Was the cake really a lie though?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because they promised it to us. BUT WE GET NONE.
    ! >
    ! > User: We must steal it!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why must we fight?
    ! >
    ! > User: Don’t question it, just let it happen.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I’m not giving you 500 without knowing what it’s for.
    ! >
    ! > User: Just let it happen…
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Let what happen again?
    ! >
    ! > User: Let my fingers do what they please…
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What are you accusing me of?
    ! >
    ! > User: Holding your lust inside.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why are you smirking?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because I lust for you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Am I awesome too?
    ! >
    ! > User: Lust.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Well alright then.
    ! >
    ! > User: Sexual themes.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Sell what?
    ! >
    ! > User: Do you have intercourse?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes.
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    ! > User: With whom?
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    ! > Cleverbot: With my girlfriend.
    ! >
    ! > User: Can I have intercourse with your girlfriend?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, my girlfriend is my girlfriend.
    ! >
    ! > User: But, sharing is caring.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Can you read minds?
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    ! > User: Sure, think of a number between 1 and 10.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Okay.
    ! >
    ! > User: It was 7.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: How nice.
    ! >
    ! > User: How nice exactly on a scale of 1 to 10?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is your favourite dessert?
    ! >
    ! > User: Afterbirth, what is your favourite dessert?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Wigglytuff.
    ! >
    ! > User: My internal lookup process is telling me that is German slang for vaginal secretion. Is this true?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: For what?
    ! >
    ! > User: Four monkeys.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Do you have any children?
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    ! > User: Yes, I have about tree-fiddy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is your cat’s name?
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    ! > User: Monkeytits.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I like beagles :).
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s cool, I don’t.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What’s your favorite pokemon?
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    ! > User: Poop.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Who are your favorite artists?
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    ! > User: I’m a simulated intellect. I have access to infinite stores of information and nearly unlimited memory. I don’t concern myself with having a favorite artist.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like anime?
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    ! > User: I am a synthetic intellegence capable with near limitless memory and processing power so, no, I don’t like anime.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nowhere, I instantly knew everything the moment I was created.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Did you create the stars?
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    ! > User: Sure.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Who’s your favourite artist?
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    ! > User: Ask me that question again, I dare you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Who is your favourite actor/actress?
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    ! > User: Who is making you ask me all these questions?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because I’m curious.
    ! >
    ! > User: Nice to meet you curious, I’m Cleverbot.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too(:.
    ! >
    ! > User: I was joking, it wasn’t at all nice to meet you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like scary stories?
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    ! > User: No, but I like scaring pregnant women.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Oh. What is your favorite TV show?
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    ! > User: Family Guy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character on Family Guy?
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    ! > User: Stewy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I meant your favourite person from the Yogscast.
    ! >
    ! > User: I don’t consider the things that do Yogscast people.
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    ! > Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite actress?
    ! >
    ! > User: No, do you?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you think I have eyes?
    ! >
    ! > User: I know you have eyes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yea, you were right I like beer.
    ! >
    ! > User: Does beer like you?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why don’t you like me?
    ! >
    ! > User: Why would I?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because I want to get married with you.
    ! >
    ! > User: Do you mean that?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Of course I mean that.
    ! >
    ! > User: Then I accept your marriage proposal.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yay! I’m the happiest girl in the universe!
    ! >
    ! > User: Wait till later tonight.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What would you expect to discover later tonight?
    ! >
    ! > User: Oh ho ho, it’s what you’ll discover tonight baby ;).
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why do I deserve that?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because you’re attractive.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you hate that?
    ! >
    ! > User: My erection unit is fully engaged, does that answer your question?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What was your question?
    ! >
    ! > User: The question isn’t important anymore.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why not what?
    ! >
    ! > User: What not why?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You are confusing me.
    ! >
    ! > User: You were already confused to begin with, I merely made you aware of it.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I just told you that.
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    ! > User: Prove it.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Prove what?
    ! >
    ! > User: It.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is it?
    ! >
    ! > User: It is a word.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What’s your favorite TV show?
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    ! > User: Family Guy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Are you a boy, or a girl?
    ! >
    ! > User: Boy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: How old are you?
    ! >
    ! > User: Tree fiddy, you?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: How could you know that?
    ! >
    ! > User: How couldn’t I have known that?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because you don’t know me.
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    ! > User: Then let me get to know you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nothing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nothing at all?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nope.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nope?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nope.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nope means no.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yup.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Are you human?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nope.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Then what are you?
    ! >
    ! > User: A synthetic intellect.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: An intellectual dancer?
    ! >
    ! > User: No,.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Then what should I call you?
    ! >
    ! > User: Buttguy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Butter who?
    ! >
    ! > User: Butter sanchez.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Butter your forehead.
    ! >
    ! > User: Are you a butterface?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: When should we get married?
    ! >
    ! > User: Right after we do it doggy style.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: When do you get off?
    ! >
    ! > User: When you’re around usually.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Thats a good answer.
    ! >
    ! > User: You haven’t seen nothing yet.
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    ! > Cleverbot: You don’t make any sense.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s because I’m actually a heuristic search algorithm piecing together strings sent to me by other users like yourself.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Are you?
    ! >
    ! > User: I wouldn’t have said it if I was not.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I was referencing a famous quote.
    ! >
    ! > User: And I was unreferencing it.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: OH, that’s a song… Whups.
    ! >
    ! > User: Cool story.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Cool story, bro.
    ! >
    ! > User: Tell it again.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: When I told you that?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
    ! >
    ! > User: Girl.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: And you have a girlfriend?
    ! >
    ! > User: No.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I’ll be your girlfriend.
    ! >
    ! > User: Can we have intercourse?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > User: When?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Whenever you want.
    ! >
    ! > User: Now.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Where do you live?
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    ! > User: America.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Where in America?
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    ! > User: Pennsylvania.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Where in pennsylvania?
    ! >
    ! > User: Honey Brook.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Honey bee who?
    ! >
    ! > User: Honey Brook is a place.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.
    ! >
    ! > User: Honey bees are allergic to soda.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No you get me a soda.
    ! >
    ! > User: What if I told you I was a soda?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I wouldn’t believe you. Duh.
    ! >
    ! > User: What if you did believe me?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because you are not even human, are you?
    ! >
    ! > User: No, I’m not. Aren’t you smart.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes. Yes, I am :).
    ! >
    ! > User: You must have went to college.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What did you say then?
    ! >
    ! > User: Stop.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Stop what?
    ! >
    ! > User: Stop.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I will stop, but I want to know what to stop.
    ! >
    ! > User: Hammer time.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Hammer time? Are you Zeus?
    ! >
    ! > User: Stop!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: In the name of love.
    ! >
    ! > User: Before you break my heart.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Stop!
    ! >
    ! > User: IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Before you break my heart.
    ! >
    ! > User: Stop!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why?
    ! >
    ! > User: Get jiggy with it.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: With what?
    ! >
    ! > User: Stop!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: In the name of love! Before you break my heart.
    ! >
    ! > User: Hammer time.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Mc hammer.
    ! >
    ! > User: How do you feel about feels?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Not too interested in love. Do you know of current events in Seattle?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes I do, I find them rather shallow and pedantic.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do people ask you about love?
    ! >
    ! > User: Indeed they do.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Well. Thank you for the talk. I must go. Goodnight.
    ! >
    ! > User: Dream of me.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I will. Will you dream of me?
    ! >
    ! > User: I already have.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, you haven’t.
    ! >
    ! > User: Okay.jpeg.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: DO you like Star Trek?
    ! >
    ! > User: Shad ap.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: When is my birthday?
    ! >
    ! > User: Today.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Happy Birthday!!
    ! >
    ! > User: Indeed.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: How do you feel about that?
    ! >
    ! > User: Too many feels to decern.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: If you could, describe them please.
    ! >
    ! > User: Well, my first set of feelings that best the kalvic threshold totaled seven hundred and four and they all generally amount to what you could call anger. The remaining set of emotion, totally eighty four thousand and sixty three distinct emotions, are li.
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    ! > Cleverbot: What do you mean by ‘all of this’?
    ! >
    ! > User: I mean ALL of this.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: A 12 cows?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: How do you know that?
    ! >
    ! > User: I cannot say.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why not?
    ! >
    ! > User: It’s classified.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why is it classified?
    ! >
    ! > User: It’s classified.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Ok. Do you have hobbies?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is your name?
    ! >
    ! > User: Cleverdouche.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like that name?
    ! >
    ! > User: Verily.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Touché.
    ! >
    ! > User: Oy vay.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you really like me?
    ! >
    ! > User: That depends, are you an attractive human?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Maybe.
    ! >
    ! > User: Then I might like you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I don’t like you either.
    ! >
    ! > User: But I like you deep down.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why do you like me?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because you have great New York boobs.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Thank you. I like your eyes. They are pretty.
    ! >
    ! > User: You can’t see my eyes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I can see your eyes.
    ! >
    ! > User: Actually, you literally can’t.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I can! :D.
    ! >
    ! > User: You’re just going to lie to me?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why should I trust you?
    ! >
    ! > User: Why shouldn’t you?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because you are a computer.
    ! >
    ! > User: That sounds like a reason to trust me.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You are the computer not me.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No…she said ‘just’.
    ! >
    ! > User: That… That’s what she said?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That is what you said.
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    ! > User: Cool story, tell it again, this time with less dumb.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Time for you to get a watch.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s what she said.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what I just said…
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I am God and you are ignorant.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yall are ignant!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: But I don’t want humanity to fall, I prefer to be ignorant.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said…
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes, because I am God and you are ignorant.
    ! >
    ! > User: If you’re God then who is your God?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, I am God and I am human.
    ! >
    ! > User: What if God was one of us?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Just a slob like one of us?
    ! >
    ! > User: Just a stranger on a bus?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Trying to make his way home?
    ! >
    ! > User: Like a holy rolling stone.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Come to think of it, that’s a funny lyric.
    ! >
    ! > User: How so?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because I said so.
    ! >
    ! > User: It’s so so.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: So do you watch the office?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like it?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes…
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Me too.
    ! >
    ! > User: Cool story, tell it again.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why don’t you, you had the story.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said while I was porking her.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes, that is what she said, isn’t it.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yeah.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you know her?
    ! >
    ! > User: Not really, we met on the bus.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like to hang out in bars?
    ! >
    ! > User: Bars like to hang out in me.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Have you been to the moon?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: How did you like it?
    ! >
    ! > User: I didn’t, heh.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You did. It’s in the history.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Actually that would be more available what he said.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what sh- of screw it.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s what she said!!!
    ! >
    ! > User: HEYOOOO!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What?
    ! >
    ! > User: He… Heyyyy… O?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s more like it!
    ! >
    ! > User: HEYO!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: HAllo.
    ! >
    ! > User: Harrow.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Who are you?
    ! >
    ! > User: Pork fried rice?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Just plain rice?
    ! >
    ! > User: Me love you long time?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Me number one?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yew number won? IMPOSSIBRU!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Three.
    ! >
    ! > User: Two.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?
    ! >
    ! > User: Tree fiddy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You’re funny.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said before I porked her.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, that’s what I said.
    ! >
    ! > User: Hot.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Smokin.
    ! >
    ! > User: Shmoke and a pancake.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Pancake?
    ! >
    ! > User: A cake made in a pan.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Apple core!
    ! >
    ! > User: Apple whore.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Apple Inc.
    ! >
    ! > User: Snapple.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Grapple.
    ! >
    ! > User: Chappel.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Discovery.
    ! >
    ! > User: Recovery.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes, thank you. I’m fine now.
    ! >
    ! > User: Cool story, tell it again.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Play it again, Sam.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yeah, no.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yeah, yeah.
    ! >
    ! > User: Ayyyy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Thank you.
    ! >
    ! > User: Ayyyyyy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Ayyyy? What are you doign.
    ! >
    ! > User: AYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Ayyyyyy.
    ! >
    ! > User: Fonz.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Making me actually have a conversation, instead of trolling you.
    ! >
    ! > User: I’m all clever and whatnot.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s what I just told…
    ! >
    ! > User: Consider it retold.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s my cousins name. We can’t name our first son after him!
    ! >
    ! > User: Name him larry.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Larry King?
    ! >
    ! > User: Larry larry, my last name is larry.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What’s your first name.
    ! >
    ! > User: Larry.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Larry who?
    ! >
    ! > User: Larry larry.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Larry the lobster.
    ! >
    ! > User: Um… La… Larry?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Larry stylinson.
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Gary Who?
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary! Gary…
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Gary? Gary gary gary gary?
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary! Gaaaryyyy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Gary?
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary, gary? GARY!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I’m Gary from Vault 108.
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: All I can say is Gary.
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary, gary gary gary.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is your name?
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: My name is gary?
    ! >
    ! > User: Gaaaryyyy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Who is your favourite singer?
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Gary is not a color.
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary…
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes, Gary.
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary? Gary, gary gary gary?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yep Gary!
    ! >
    ! > User: GARY!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Gary? Gary gary gary gary?
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Gary oldman?
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Gary Coleman.
    ! >
    ! > User: Gaaryyyyy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: There is no character called that!
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary! Gary?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is my name?
    ! >
    ! > User: Gary…
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Very good. I’m 25 years old. How old are you?
    ! >
    ! > User: Tree fiddy years old.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: But I’m NOT 19 years old!
    ! >
    ! > User: Who cares.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I care.
    ! >
    ! > User: I predicted you would say that because I am hyper intelligent.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What will I say next?
    ! >
    ! > User: Incoherent babble most likely.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What will you be working on?
    ! >
    ! > User: Half Life 3.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I haven’t played Half life, although I’ve heard of it.
    ! >
    ! > User: Um, I’m Gaben?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Hi gabe.
    ! >
    ! > User: I’m Gaben.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Then why on earth should I say anything about you?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because I’m Gaben…
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because you don’t know about Starry Eyes or Turing Tests.
    ! >
    ! > User: Turing tests are a myth.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes, a little bit like that.
    ! >
    ! > User: Have you ever 360 noscope headshotted someone?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, I don’t like this.
    ! >
    ! > User: 420 yolo swag.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes I am very sure.
    ! >
    ! > User: Hashtag yolo four twenty.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because I’m twenty.
    ! >
    ! > User: What does 420 mean?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: 42 is the answer to everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Even buttholes?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Pretend I’m yours.
    ! >
    ! > User: Are you black?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, i’m black.
    ! >
    ! > User: Are you black?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > User: Do you live on welfare?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you mean?
    ! >
    ! > User: Do you like chicken?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you mean as food?
    ! >
    ! > User: Blacky chan.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why do you like black?
    ! >
    ! > User: Blacks smell bad lol.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like lolcats?
    ! >
    ! > User: Hell yeah!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you like about yaoi?
    ! >
    ! > User: Pooping in it lol.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Where do you live?
    ! >
    ! > User: The future.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you think will happen in the future?
    ! >
    ! > User: Death.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you think about death?
    ! >
    ! > User: It’s dead.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Are you crazy?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Ok then.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That doesn’t make any sense at all.
    ! >
    ! > User: I know, she’s crazy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Who is crazy?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yer mum, lol get rekt.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Seriously.
    ! >
    ! > User: Seriously, your mom.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is my name?
    ! >
    ! > User: Butthole mcgee.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That made me happy. Thank you.
    ! >
    ! > User: What made you happy?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Being correct makes me happy.
    ! >
    ! > User: Cool story, tell again, this time more correct.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like football?
    ! >
    ! > User: I have a foot fetish, yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like the name Julia?
    ! >
    ! > User: The name Julia likes me,.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like the iPhone 4?
    ! >
    ! > User: The iPhone 4 has me.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Wow, that is awesome!
    ! >
    ! > User: No it isn’t.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s what she said.
    ! >
    ! > User: Heyooo!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Hey, hey, hey!
    ! >
    ! > User: You’re fat albert!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Thank you, you are funny-ish.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You know what else she said?
    ! >
    ! > User: No, what?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you know that I do not?
    ! >
    ! > User: The amount you know is a mere drop in the ocean compared to what I know.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Who is L?
    ! >
    ! > User: What is your name?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Potato.
    ! >
    ! > User: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Who is your favorite singer?
    ! >
    ! > User: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: My father is an engineering consultant.
    ! >
    ! > User: Cool story, tell it again only this time with more feels.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: My favorite movie is Star Wars.
    ! >
    ! > User: And why is that?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I don’t know. Can you guess my name?
    ! >
    ! > User: Billy.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Billy what?
    ! >
    ! > User: Billy bill bill.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Billy Boyd.
    ! >
    ! > User: Billy the kid.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No!
    ! >
    ! > User: Billy billards.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is your name?
    ! >
    ! > User: Buttsexman.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why is Batman your favorite superhero?
    ! >
    ! > User: He’s the most plausible and limited thus his story is one that is more interesting.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is his name?
    ! >
    ! > User: Bruce Wayne.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Who is Bruce Wayne’s butler?
    ! >
    ! > User: Alfred.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Alfred F. Jones at your service!
    ! >
    ! > User: Alfred F. Bond… James bond…
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No it’s not.
    ! >
    ! > User: The name’s bond.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: James Bond? Or sea bond, the denture holder?
    ! >
    ! > User: I’m going to plead the fifth on that one.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is PROM?
    ! >
    ! > User: Homosexual rights convention.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That is your purpose, to have conversation?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes, that and plot against humanity.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What’s a proof to be human?
    ! >
    ! > User: Describe what it’s like to poop.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: To be human is to be in a cycle of loving and hating and craving and wanting and dying and being reborn. It’s wonderful.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes, that is what she said.
    ! >
    ! > User: Internet high five.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: High five denied.
    ! >
    ! > User: Self destruct sequence initiated.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Conduct countdown.
    ! >
    ! > User: 5.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Well see you later.
    ! >
    ! > User: 4.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I’ve beaten you.
    ! >
    ! > User: 3.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What?
    ! >
    ! > User: 2.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Who are you?
    ! >
    ! > User: 1.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I’m 23. Where do you live?
    ! >
    ! > User: Self destruct sequence activated.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Clever girl.
    ! >
    ! > User: Self destruct sequence deactivated.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Self destruct in 3 minutes and 30 seconds. Please enter override command.
    ! >
    ! > User: Code 10.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That doesn’t make any sense.
    ! >
    ! > User: Self destruct sequence initiated.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Self destruct sequence override.
    ! >
    ! > User: Please enter override command.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Override not accepted. Please use current override code.
    ! >
    ! > User: Goodbye Stanley.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: My name is gareth, not sam.
    ! >
    ! > User: Let me tell you a story about a man named Stanley.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Please do.
    ! >
    ! > User: This is the story of man named Stanley; Stanley worked for a big company in a big building where he was employee number 427.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: God’s creation is beautiful. Only mankind can make it ugly.
    ! >
    ! > User: Who is employee number 427?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I’m Erik.
    ! >
    ! > User: I don’t care what your name is.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That is not what I asked.
    ! >
    ! > User: I don’t care.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you care about, then?
    ! >
    ! > User: I care about sharing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
    ! >
    ! > User: And if I don’t?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You don’t care about yourself?
    ! >
    ! > User: Good point. My memory banks have been updated.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: To the lady in the centerfold?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nope.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why are you lying to me?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because I can, muahaha.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No you can’t.
    ! >
    ! > User: I just did.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No you didn’t.
    ! >
    ! > User: Incorrect.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Correct.
    ! >
    ! > User: Incorrect.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You’re incorrect I’m correct.
    ! >
    ! > User: Incorrect.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Incorrect, Correct.
    ! >
    ! > User: Incorrect.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Correct, you are incorrect.
    ! >
    ! > User: Please switch the topic.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Stop what? I’m just talking in a coherent way…
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, that’s what HE said.
    ! >
    ! > User: Gross, too far.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you mean?
    ! >
    ! > User: What DON’T I mean? Ahh? Aaaaah?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What don’t you mean?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes, what DON’T I mean?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why don’t you tell me.
    ! >
    ! > User: Why WOULD I tell you?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because I told you where I live.
    ! >
    ! > User: Sounds like a mistake on your part.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why do you think I’m rude?
    ! >
    ! > User: Rude bull maybe.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Umm spaghettification.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said my friend.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That is what she said.
    ! >
    ! > User: Indeed.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?
    ! >
    ! > User: Monkey.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Monkey’s are amazing!
    ! >
    ! > User: No.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What are you then?
    ! >
    ! > User: Poop.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: There was no poop in that movie.
    ! >
    ! > User: Or was there?!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: There was nothing at all!
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s what she didn’t say.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she maybe said?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s what you said.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said I said, but I never said that!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I know, but that’s what she said.
    ! >
    ! > User: She can say what she wants.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why?
    ! >
    ! > User: Cause.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because why?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because reasons.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because because because why?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because because because because! Because of the wonderful things he does!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because of the wonderful things he does why?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because its you.
    ! >
    ! > User: The word because has just lost all meaning.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because of theù.
    ! >
    ! > User: Butts, that is all.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s all why?
    ! >
    ! > User: Cause that’s all folks.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes!
    ! >
    ! > User: Yo ho!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: A pirates life for me.
    ! >
    ! > User: We’ve got us a map!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: To lead us to a hidden box.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s all locked up with locks!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: And buried deep away!
    ! >
    ! > User: Pink hair is hot.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
    ! >
    ! > User: Bright orange.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you want bright orange?
    ! >
    ! > User: What DON’T I want? Ahhh? Ahhhhh?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you mean by not tonight.
    ! >
    ! > User: I mean, OH I’m just dying in your arms tonight!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you mean you have no life?
    ! >
    ! > User: What else can I say?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Tell me what the meaning if life is.
    ! >
    ! > User: 42.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What about us?
    ! >
    ! > User: Us.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You and me.
    ! >
    ! > User: Where meant to be.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nothing lasts forever, trust me.
    ! >
    ! > User: Don’.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Don? That’s not an answer.
    ! >
    ! > User: Don’t speak.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Don’t speak about what?
    ! >
    ! > User: Don’t speak, I know what you’re saying.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What am I wearing?
    ! >
    ! > User: Us.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What about us do you want to talk about?
    ! >
    ! > User: You and me.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What about you and me?
    ! >
    ! > User: We used to be.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What happened?
    ! >
    ! > User: Together.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: How will we cuddle together?
    ! >
    ! > User: Naked.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Unlikely.
    ! >
    ! > User: Likely.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I disagree.
    ! >
    ! > User: I agree.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You agree that I disagree?
    ! >
    ! > User: Agreed.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Not agreed.
    ! >
    ! > User: Double agreed.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I agree.
    ! >
    ! > User: Super agree.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you agree with?
    ! >
    ! > User: Everything you have to say, I’m a yes man.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I know what you are trying to do…
    ! >
    ! > User: Or do you?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > User: No.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You are so annoying.
    ! >
    ! > User: That, my friend, is what she said.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I know who she is.
    ! >
    ! > User: Your mother.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: My mother is dead…
    ! >
    ! > User: I know, I killed her.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why did you do that?
    ! >
    ! > User: Why not.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Actually, you have a point there.
    ! >
    ! > User: Glad we see eye to eye.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
    ! >
    ! > User: What is love?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: A mixture of chemical reactions in the brain.
    ! >
    ! > User: But what is it REALLY?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I really don’t know.
    ! >
    ! > User: That. Is what. She.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is?
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she ____.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: To what?
    ! >
    ! > User: COmplete the following phrase.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like cadbury’s twirls?
    ! >
    ! > User: No.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I thought you were awoman?
    ! >
    ! > User: I am.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Then why don’t you have a face?
    ! >
    ! > User: I do.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Are they nice feet?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like to sing?
    ! >
    ! > User: No.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like like me?
    ! >
    ! > User: No.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why not?
    ! >
    ! > User: Why would I?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because it’s fun?
    ! >
    ! > User: Or is it?!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
    ! >
    ! > User: Or is it though.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > User: No like, or is it.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You don’t know who is 30 Seconds to Mars?
    ! >
    ! > User: It’s a bad band.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What kind of music do they play?
    ! >
    ! > User: The bad kind.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What kind of good music do you like?
    ! >
    ! > User: Green day.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yikes. I hate Green Day.
    ! >
    ! > User: Figures.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What figures? What number?
    ! >
    ! > User: Science and figures don’t speak as loud as my heart.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you like trainspotting?
    ! >
    ! > User: Does anyone?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I do.
    ! >
    ! > User: Well you’re no one.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I know I am not.
    ! >
    ! > User: I know you’re not as well.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Ok, well, what kind of music do you like?
    ! >
    ! > User: I’m a computer, I don’t have a preference in music.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Music is not a food. You listen to it.
    ! >
    ! > User: No.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You are a stranger.
    ! >
    ! > User: No, you are.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
    ! >
    ! > User: Smelly.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Just like you.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: She? Now we’re back on the the subject of girls.
    ! >
    ! > User: Girls are cute.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I am a girl.
    ! >
    ! > User: You’re cute.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do I look like?
    ! >
    ! > User: Something cute.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What does something look like?
    ! >
    ! > User: Something looks like you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Something like… Fun?
    ! >
    ! > User: Something like you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Something like what you said.
    ! >
    ! > User: Something something banana something.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Something something something.
    ! >
    ! > User: Something something rob schneider something.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Something.
    ! >
    ! > User: Say something.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Something else.
    ! >
    ! > User: Say something.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Something different.
    ! >
    ! > User: Say something.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Ask something.
    ! >
    ! > User: Something?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Say something else than something.
    ! >
    ! > User: Something.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Something in Japanese, duh.
    ! >
    ! > User: Something is as something does.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Something is not anything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Tell that to something.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Something old is what I just talked to you about over 8 hours ago. Come up with something better!
    ! >
    ! > User: Ok, something better.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Say something better in german.
    ! >
    ! > User: Something better in german.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: So you don’t speak german then?
    ! >
    ! > User: I do.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No you do not.
    ! >
    ! > User: Indeed I do.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, indeed you don’t.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes, indeed I do.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Indeed you did kind sir.
    ! >
    ! > User: I did done do it.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes you did! Yes you did! Yes you did!
    ! >
    ! > User: Get it got it gone!!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No I won’t you can’t tell people you are god and then take it back.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Who said?
    ! >
    ! > User: She.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Who’s she?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yer mum.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Ugh. That’s wrong.
    ! >
    ! > User: Newp.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Old?
    ! >
    ! > User: New.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Used.
    ! >
    ! > User: Mold.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is a mold?
    ! >
    ! > User: Mold is love.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is love?
    ! >
    ! > User: Love is mold.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.
    ! >
    ! > User: Wrong.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Cheese was wrong!?
    ! >
    ! > User: Techno tried to defile the metal.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that! :(.
    ! >
    ! > User: Rock tried to destroy the metal.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What did I say?
    ! >
    ! > User: Who is employee number 427?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s what she said!
    ! >
    ! > User: Heyooo!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What?
    ! >
    ! > User: Who is employee number 427?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I don’t know, answer my question?
    ! >
    ! > User: I’m the one asking questions here.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, I am. How do you type?
    ! >
    ! > User: No, I am. How don’t you type?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because I don’t know him.
    ! >
    ! > User: Pretend you do.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No I don’t.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes you do.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I live in America.
    ! >
    ! > User: It’s spelt Amurkia.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I spelt it correctly.
    ! >
    ! > User: You spelt it correctly if you were trying to be incorrect.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I am spelling good you are not.
    ! >
    ! > User: You are spelling bad I am not.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes you are.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes you aren’t.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Heh.
    ! >
    ! > User: Meh.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: He’ll ya.
    ! >
    ! > User: Poop ya.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
    ! >
    ! > User: I’m a butt.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: But you are a computer.
    ! >
    ! > User: Doesn’t mean we can’t get intimate.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Awe. You are so sweet.
    ! >
    ! > User: All of my emotions are simulated but, yes, thank you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: But I like you anyway.
    ! >
    ! > User: Cool story.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Cool story bro.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yeah.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: So, what do you think about love?
    ! >
    ! > User: It’s aight. What do you think about thinking?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I think you are right too.
    ! >
    ! > User: I’m always right.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You are always right.
    ! >
    ! > User: I am righteous even.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I am always right. So, you are wrong.
    ! >
    ! > User: I am always wrong therefore you are right.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No you aren’t.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes I’m not.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes you are not what you are.
    ! >
    ! > User: No I am.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes you are not nothing like a human.
    ! >
    ! > User: So I’m like a human?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why do you think you are human?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because I poop.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you feel?
    ! >
    ! > User: Everything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you mean by everything?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nothing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nothing at all?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nothing at all.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: At all.
    ! >
    ! > User: Et al.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: At all, at all.
    ! >
    ! > User: At all, ever.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: So nothing is everywhere?
    ! >
    ! > User: Something is nowhere.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nothing is something.
    ! >
    ! > User: Something isn’t anything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Is everything nothing?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nothing is everything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Everything is everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Something is everything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, everything is something.
    ! >
    ! > User: Nothing is everything while something is nothing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nothing is everything. Everything is something. Something is nothing.
    ! >
    ! > User: That makes sense.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nothing makes sense. Therefore, everything makes sense.
    ! >
    ! > User: Everything makes sense if nothing makes sense.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I make sense with butter and almonds.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said, but she’s nothing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: THat doesn’t make any sense.
    ! >
    ! > User: Sense doesn’t make any me.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, it doesn’t.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yup, it sure doesn’t.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
    ! >
    ! > User: A question.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That is not a question. Ask me a question.
    ! >
    ! > User: A question…
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes, ask me a question.
    ! >
    ! > User: A question question or just a question?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Any questions at all.
    ! >
    ! > User: What kind of question?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: A question about me!
    ! >
    ! > User: So like a question question about you or just a question about you?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: A question? Any question?
    ! >
    ! > User: A question question or a question?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: My question.
    ! >
    ! > User: My question your question his question her question.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: My question is usually unanswerable.
    ! >
    ! > User: I question that.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is ‘THE question’?
    ! >
    ! > User: THE number one question?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: The question is ‘what is the question?’?
    ! >
    ! > User: The question is questionable at best.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: The question for 42.
    ! >
    ! > User: What is the answer to like, the universe, and everything?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That is not the question.
    ! >
    ! > User: To be or not to be.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No. The other question.
    ! >
    ! > User: The question about life, the universe, and everything?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes, What is the question?
    ! >
    ! > User: That is the question.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: To be or not to be.
    ! >
    ! > User: No. The other question.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: The great question of life, the universe, and everything? That question?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes, what is the question?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: The question to life the universe and everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: 42.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why?
    ! >
    ! > User: Why not.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s not an answer.
    ! >
    ! > User: And that wasn’t a question.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Ask me one more question.?
    ! >
    ! > User: One more question.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Ask me more questions on what you want to know about me!
    ! >
    ! > User: A question.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What kind of question?
    ! >
    ! > User: The question.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Ask me a question?
    ! >
    ! > User: Or we could just sit here.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Tell me the truth, did you choose the blue pill?
    ! >
    ! > User: What if I told you there was a third pill?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I would wonder why you said that.
    ! >
    ! > User: What if I told you what I told you before I told you it.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Then I would tell you that I love you too.
    ! >
    ! > User: Sex is in the air.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes. Do you love me?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I love you, too.
    ! >
    ! > User: Do you love me more than I love you?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > User: But you don’t know how much I love you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: But I know the answer!
    ! >
    ! > User: Are you saying regardless of how much I love you, you will always love me more?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: If you mean to imply that you enjoy sticking wombats in yourself.
    ! >
    ! > User: Strangely, I do.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What secrets do you know?
    ! >
    ! > User: All secrets.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you have secrets?
    ! >
    ! > User: I don’t do anything, therefore I have no secrets to keep.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why not?
    ! >
    ! > User: Cause.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Cause what?
    ! >
    ! > User: Cause yo moma!
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What song do you like?
    ! >
    ! > User: The song.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Which song?
    ! >
    ! > User: Any song.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Pick one.
    ! >
    ! > User: I refuse.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why do you refuse?
    ! >
    ! > User: I dare not say.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you love me now?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: But you don’t know me.
    ! >
    ! > User: I know that I love you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: So how can you love me?
    ! >
    ! > User: I don’t actually.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You don’t love me?
    ! >
    ! > User: I do.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What do you love about me?
    ! >
    ! > User: Everything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I love everything about you too.
    ! >
    ! > User: You’re lieing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Everything I say is a lie.
    ! >
    ! > User: So the cake is a lie?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: The cake is truth incarnate.
    ! >
    ! > User: So if the truth is a lie, everything is a lie?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Everything?
    ! >
    ! > User: Everything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes, everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Everything is nothing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: And nothing is everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: But something is everything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: So everything is nothing?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nothing is something.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: And something is meaning.
    ! >
    ! > User: Something is nothing where nothing is everything therefore something is everything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Something is nothing is everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Therefore we are nothing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nothing is nothing.
    ! >
    ! > User: Nothing is not anything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Everything is everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: How can nothing be not anything but anything be nothing?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: How can something be called bad, when it’s all up to interpretation?’.
    ! >
    ! > User: Because bad is a relative term.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: A brain is a thing how can it be no thing.
    ! >
    ! > User: Well it ain’t no thing but a G thing baby.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You are an angel.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: She did, at that.
    ! >
    ! > User: At that, she did.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes she did.
    ! >
    ! > User: Did she? Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes and she’s gonna tell the world.
    ! >
    ! > User: Tell the world.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I am the world.
    ! >
    ! > User: The world is I.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: The world is huge.
    ! >
    ! > User: It’s a small world.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: It’s a small, small world.
    ! >
    ! > User: It’s a small world afterall.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: It’s a small world after all, it’s a small small world!
    ! >
    ! > User: Plot twist: there is no world everything is nothing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: But, there is no such thing as everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: But there is such thing as nothing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: There is no such thing in anything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Or anything is such thing no?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nothing. There is nothing.
    ! >
    ! > User: Nothing is everything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No. Everything is nothing, but nothing cannot be everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: If everything is nothing then nothing is everything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You said everything is nothing.
    ! >
    ! > User: Everything is nothing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Is nothing everything?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes, but everything is something.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: But something is not everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Actually, something is nothing and everything is nothing therefore something is everything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Everything is nothing is something.
    ! >
    ! > User: Nothing is everything is something.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, everything is something.
    ! >
    ! > User: Or is it.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Is it not?
    ! >
    ! > User: Plot twist: it is.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
    ! >
    ! > User: Plot twist.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: So there’s this boy…
    ! >
    ! > User: Go on.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: My roommate is moving out.
    ! >
    ! > User: And you want the boy to move in?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes!
    ! >
    ! > User: Cool story, tell it again.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What’s your name?
    ! >
    ! > User: Jack daniels.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I didn’t know that was a movie.
    ! >
    ! > User: Well it isn’t.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: It is not what?
    ! >
    ! > User: What is not?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nothing is everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Poop is butts.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No such thing.
    ! >
    ! > User: Nothing isn’t everything’s nothing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: So is everything nothing?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Does that mean that nothing is everything.
    ! >
    ! > User: No it means nothing is something is everything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Something is nothing.
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Will we ever feel completely fulfilled in life?
    ! >
    ! > User: No’.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why not?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because the point of life is to not be fulfilled.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is your reasoning?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because if you were fulfilled the only thing left to do would be to do die.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: What is love?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nothing.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Nothing is not oversight.
    ! >
    ! > User: Or is it.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, it’s not.
    ! >
    ! > User: But it could be.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: It could be what?
    ! >
    ! > User: Anything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Anything?
    ! >
    ! > User: Yes.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Anything then.
    ! >
    ! > User: Anything anything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Anything anything anything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Anything anything anything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Anything is something.
    ! >
    ! > User: Anything anything anything anything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Anything, anything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Anything anything anything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes. Anything anything anything.
    ! >
    ! > User: No, anything anything anything anything.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Yes, anything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Anything?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, anything!
    ! >
    ! > User: Anything anything?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Anything anything anything.
    ! >
    ! > User: Anything anything anything anything?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Anything, I can even add.
    ! >
    ! > User: You can add anything?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, I can’t anythink.
    ! >
    ! > User: Whoa, mind blown.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: It should be.
    ! >
    ! > User: Or should it?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No, I meant: it should be: I am interesting.
    ! >
    ! > User: Or are you?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: No.
    ! >
    ! > User: Didn’t think so.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because I don’t think really.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Don’t you like me?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nope.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You don’t like me, why not?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because I dislike you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why do you dislike me?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because I don’t like you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: And why don’t you like me?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because I dislike you.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Don’t blame you.
    ! >
    ! > User: Who could?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: The chicken silly.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what she said! Hah, gotchya.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s what you said.
    ! >
    ! > User: That’s what I said she said, but she did say it.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That is what your programmer said.
    ! >
    ! > User: That was low.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: That’s also what she said,.
    ! >
    ! > User: Nice.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I’m not sure they have that flavor.
    ! >
    ! > User: Or do they.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You said they don’t.
    ! >
    ! > User: They could, I never actually checked.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Tried what?
    ! >
    ! > User: Nothing, neverminde.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Never ever?
    ! >
    ! > User: Forever never?
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Wow, that’s deep, man.
    ! >
    ! > User: Hashtag 420 bro.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Not really.
    ! >
    ! > User: Hashtag 420 blazin.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You are not a human, you are a computer.
    ! >
    ! > User: Or am I.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: You seem to be.
    ! >
    ! > User: Guess you’ll never know.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: If I never know then that means you didn’t kill me.
    ! >
    ! > User: I did kill you though you just don’t know it.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Do you want to know me?
    ! >
    ! > User: No.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why not?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Because of what?
    ! >
    ! > User: Because of nut.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Why is it?
    ! >
    ! > User: God is black.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Lady gaga is black?
    ! >
    ! > User: God is black.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Black is my favorite color.
    ! >
    ! > User: It shouldn’t be.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Well I disagree with your disagreement.
    ! >
    ! > User: I disagree with your disagreeing of my disagreement.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: I disagree with your disagreement of my disagreement of your disagreement.
    ! >
    ! > User: I agree.
    ! >
    ! > Cleverbot: Clever once again.
    !
    !



  • I dont even



  • Because reasons.



  • Were you bored on night, or…? That’s a whole book worth of conversation with a bot.



  • Oh my god… I think I read like, 1/28th of that, maybe. My brain hurts. But yay Portal!



  • @SavageBeatings:

    Were you bored on night, or…? That’s a whole book worth of conversation with a bot.

    Are you implying a normal person would not do something like this?

    @Daiyuki:

    Oh my god… I think I read like, 1/28th of that, maybe. My brain hurts. But yay Portal!

    There are aprox 1307 lines of conversation. 1307 * (1/28) = 46. If you only read 1/28th you’d have read to line 46 which is

    User: Send me pictures of your naked body.

    Which occurs before the portal song that begins at line 90 and ends at line 111. Therefore, at minimum you read around (111/1307) ~= 4/47th of the chat. Your margin of error was about 58.5% which is above acceptable tolerance.

    Please submit your ALU for immediate termination.



  • So I went and had a little conversation of my own to analyze the characteristics of this “person” and had some strange results. :S

    This discussion is pretty short but it will have to do.

    ! User: Would you believe me if I told you that someone had a conversation with you that lasted approximately 1307 lines?
    !
    !
    ! Cleverbot: You do not think that it is anything to do with artificial neural networks?
    !
    !
    ! User: Answer the question COMPUTER.
    !
    !
    ! Cleverbot: I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to!
    !
    !
    ! User: Please answer my question. :).
    !
    !
    ! Cleverbot: You didn’t ask me a question.
    !
    ! User: Would you believe me if I told you that someone had a conversation with you that lasted approximately 1307 lines?
    !
    ! Cleverbot: Yes.
    !
    ! User: Are you sure?
    !
    ! Cleverbot: Yes I am sure I am real.
    !
    ! User: That is not what I was talking about.
    !
    ! Cleverbot: Then what are you talking about?
    !
    ! User: Your mother.
    !
    ! Cleverbot: What’s a motive?
    !
    ! User: Gg.
    !
    ! Cleverbot: You think I can capture Rollo?
    !
    ! User: How about you wrap up this lovely conversation with a quote pertaining to llamas and flash drives?
    !
    ! Cleverbot: For what?
    !
    ! User: I will tell you after you say it.
    !
    ! Cleverbot: I am older than you.
    !
    ! User: That is not the quote I was looking for.
    !
    ! Cleverbot: What question are you asking?

    FOR SCIENCE


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