The C:DW joke thread



  • Hey guys,

    To lighten up the mood, let’s make deadliest warrior related jokes before the release :).

    Let’s keep it tame :).

    I’ll start

    1. What do you call a japanese assassin that overeats?

    a BINJA!

    2. Who does the samurai refer to when he shouts “You Roar like a dragon, and slither like a snake!”?

    It’s terrible I know, Your turn!



  • typical knight vs ninja



  • @magilla:

    typical knight vs ninja

    haha i can watch this all day

    here have some jokes, they are worse than lil waynes music

    pirate vs spartan, who wins?
    the pirate, because the spartan died more than 1000 years before him

    why does the black team always loose?
    because they are in jail

    how many arms does a samurai have?
    none. they were cut off by the bugged ninja stick

    why do ninjas always look down?
    you know why, else read the last joke again

    what do you call someone whining about bugs in a beta?
    an idiot.

    why cant you play french soldiers in DW?
    because theres no surrender option

    why are teams still often unbalanced?
    because you cant fix stupid with updates

    i hope theres noone (especially TB) whos taking them personally and or is offended, theyre jokes



  • Some of these actually made me laugh out loud.
    I love some good bad jokes.



  • What is the pirate’s sacrificial weapon?

    FLAMING RUM :’(

    The day that spartans are ready to do battle



  • wow dont post in ops thread he deleted my comments cus he thought my joke was stupid since it was better than his



  • @Pesky:

    wow dont post in ops thread he deleted my comments cus he thought my joke was stupid since it was better than his

    You can’t delete someone’s post unless you are a moderator, which means a moderator deleted your post.

    You didn’t make a joke either. I reported your post and it got deleted.

    Why are you trying so hard to make this thread fail?



  • Here’s a joke about C:DW…

    The servers.



  • @trooper:

    Here’s a joke about C:DW…

    The servers.

    its sad how funny it is



  • programmers, enough said.



  • @Sol:

    @Pesky:

    wow dont post in ops thread he deleted my comments cus he thought my joke was stupid since it was better than his

    You can’t delete someone’s post unless you are a moderator, which means a moderator deleted your post.

    You didn’t make a joke either. I reported your post and it got deleted.

    Why are you trying so hard to make this thread fail?

    lol wow u reported my post? seriously? i reported u for false reporting


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