CMW for kids



  • So my gf daughter is playing the game more often now on my laptop.

    I cringe as her arrows hit my allies.

    I sigh silently as she picks the tower shield because it is the biggest.

    At least she picks the sword of war because it is the pointiest.

    I try her to will her to move as she stands still firing her longbow.

    But its funny to watch as she hits x-7 after killing someone with a wild swing.

    Or kills an enemy with wild LMB spam.

    She even got an almost 1-1 ratio once.

    Her favorite is Stoneshill firing from the parapet, searching for the small arrow slit windows so she can fire with impunity and refill without leaving the castle. I have managed to coach her to wait to tip the oil after the battering ram is banging on the doors.

    So yeah game is fun for everyone.



  • “wild lmb spam”

    wild islam extremists
    wild cancer

    but yeah i’d so mutch like see my grand mother play it ! that wuld be priceless “Take that vilain atheist scum !”



  • Looking forward to Chivalry: Lego Warfare.



  • @gregcau:

    I sigh silently as she picks the tower shield because it is the biggest.

    She knows what’s best for her.



  • Now I know where do all those tkers come from.



  • @Xpacer:

    Now I know where do all those tkers come from.

    You have no heart