2 sentence stories.



  • In the spirit of the old forums, I think we ought to have one of these threads lying around. As in the past, the rules are simple: throughout the thread a story is told, one person at a time. Each person can add 2 sentences to the story in order to advance it, and it should have an overall story arc. I’ll start.

    Bob snapped awake as the cart stopped suddenly and he was jolted face-first onto the floor. The door was ripped open, and an armored hand reached in and yanked him into the harsh daylight.



  • Bob fell out of the cart onto the ground. Dirt spewed forth from his lips as he tried to curse his captor, subsequently being kicked in his ribs and falling over.



  • A boot pressed down on the back of his neck, pushing his face into the dirt. “Now now, there’s no need for such petulance, Bob,” the guard murmured softly.



  • Bob struggled to get up, but the iron shackles on his wrists and ankles tore at his skin with every movement he made causing excruciating pain. The guard pulled him up off the ground and spoke into Bob’s ear in a low, quiet voice, “You will burn tonight.”



  • “Attempted assassination of a royal family member is no light offense” said the guard. The man had a stern, hard face and a lot of beard, and big solid fists that looked as deadly as any warhammer.



  • As the guards manhood slowly came out he reached into
    a jug of axel grease smirking at bob as he covered his big solid



  • @loin:

    As the guards manhood slowly came out he reached into
    a jug of axel grease smirking at bob as he covered his big solid

    Um, are we counting this?



  • @Flippy:

    Um, are we counting this?

    Hell no. Let Loin create his own gay porn topic.



  • @Oy:

    “Attempted assassination of a royal family member is no light offense” said the guard. The man had a stern, hard face and a lot of beard, and big solid fists that looked as deadly as any warhammer.

    “What about the others?” Bob croaked, his lips cracked and caked in dried blood. Staring off into the distance he could see the city laid out before him, it’s people scurrying about like rats, seemingly oblivious to the tyranny that ruled their lands.



  • @LTTLWLF:

    “What about the others?” Bob croaked, his lips cracked and caked in dried blood. Staring off into the distance he could see the city laid out before him, it’s people scurrying about like rats, seemingly oblivious to the tyranny that ruled their lands.

    “The others?” The guard scoffed. “The others are rolling coins between their fingers, drunk with fine wine and feeling the warmth of your people’s captured women.” The guard laughed and yanked Bob up off the ground by his hair. “They were so generous as to offer me your beautiful Julia.” Bob spat in the guard’s eye.



  • @Flippy:

    “The others?” The guard scoffed. “The others are rolling coins between their fingers, drunk with fine wine and feeling the warmth of your people’s captured women.” The guard laughed and yanked Bob up off the ground by his hair. “They were so generous as to offer me your beautiful Julia.” Bob spat in the guard’s eye.

    One of the other guards threw a hard fist, connecting with Bob’s left temple and sending him into temporary blackness. He was hauled back to his feet and carried off in the direction of the castle, the dungeons being his destination he guessed, and the Guard Captain called after him, “There’s no use being stubborn, once you’ve been marked and punished, you’ll be hanged just like the rest of the Traitors you keep company with.”



  • So I can write an entire page if I use commas?




  • And then Mary Sue fell from the sky, beheading them all with a single swing.



  • Well fuck it.