Chivalry vocabulary of yurop



  • what the hell



  • I’d totally forgotten about Kingdoms Rise.



  • You forgot ballerina.



  • updated some words based on community feedback



  • a wannabe edmund - guy who try to get gud at maa (source: Edmund)

    I don’t think anyone wants to be Edmund except Edmund.



  • I don’t think anyone wants to be Edmund except Edmund.

    Crushed try very hard, thats why he start to main maa in the first place, thats a good start.

    +good thread of course.



  • @Edmund:

    Crushed try very hard, thats why he start to main maa in the first place, thats a good start.

    +good thread of course.

    “HEY SHARD USE MAUL HE HATES THAT” what a pathetic attempt.

    b0ckswings = random ass back swing



  • get a life - I’m jelous of not being above rank 50 myself, why are you so much better than me?
    exploiter - Either dragging or feinting, usually above rank 50.
    tryhard - Someone that kills you over and over again easily, again usually above rank 50.
    Archerscrub - Noob that should go play some FPS game.
    Fucking archers - Hit by a projectile that cancels your block.



  • “HEY SHARD USE MAUL HE HATES THAT” what a pathetic attempt.

    Why posting this ? what does it have to do with my comment lol ? and yes thats true you don’t like it and it was the only way to win, unreadable feint, combo feint vs broken stamina drain weapon and possible one shot, good match up bro.



  • @CRUSHED:

    a chivalry vocabulary

    if i miss anything, please add it to bottom

    a random joe - random pubber who thinks hes good
    ground sniffer - 3rd person and looking on ground all day
    caveman duels - grandmace/poleaxe duels
    caveman playstyle - grandmace ground sniffing & hit trade all day
    caveman logic - obvious feint "you feint me i feint you"
    caveman meta - heavy blunt handlehit fest after bubble reduction
    caveName (Cavephax for example) - someone who uses the caveman playstyle
    noxa 2.0 - fast kick spammer
    feint reading - predicting feints with anticipation
    feint reacting - not parrying feints with muscle memory
    pseudo reading - when someone thinks hes good at feint reading cus he plays the same people over and over and learns their patterns

    lotto - when u guess and just attack all the time hoping for a feint
    lotto knight - knight who plays lotto
    lotto pub knight - pub rank 40 random joes who just spam LMB after getting hit with messer
    guesser - same as lotto
    monster - top player
    spammer - someone who constantly tries to lotto his way during combos with 0.8 flinch
    NA scrub - someone from NA
    aus meta - no feint scrublords
    kingdoms rise 2.0 - dead game
    small son - a little scrub who has a lot to learn
    x clan needs to get got - clan that needs to get rekt
    acting big - when someone acts tough after a lucky win
    bo shit feints - ridicoulusly timed stab feints
    solo kendo - when u win kendo on ur own
    random ass drags - longsword overhead drags
    backpedal master - when u backpedal all the time and play defensive
    spammer joe - when an maa just sidedodges and attacks never parries
    ezmode - when u play worse players/clans
    machinegun - JP crossbow
    manmode - when you play with bad weapons or go dubaxe
    casino slot machine - guesser
    mongoloid - your typical retard
    forum pro - someone who theorycrafts on forum all day but trash ingame
    trashcan - a bad player
    hot shit - someone who thinks hes hot shit cus he got a lucky win
    torn banner quality - some bug in the game or bullshit moment
    bullshit moment - when hit goes trough parry
    thylacine’d - when server gets ddosed
    rekt - wrecked
    mayne - mate
    bot farmer - someone who farmed high rank by killing bots
    unpredictable joe - some rank 20 pubber who plays retardedly bad but is unpredictable as fuck
    skyfall 2.0 - 3rd person gr8sword vanguard groundsniffer
    ballerina - mostly messer knights and vanguards who dance all fucking day and bend more then pornstars
    guessing game - when both players are monsters and make bo shit feints 24/7
    a wannabe edmund - guy who try to get gud at maa (source: Edmund)
    bnb skills - when someone just spin all the day like a nobrain
    b0ckswings - random ass back swing
    get a life - I’m jelous of not being above rank 50 myself, why are you so much better than me?
    exploiter - Either dragging or feinting, usually above rank 50.
    tryhard - Someone that kills you over and over again easily, again usually above rank 50.
    Archerscrub - Noob that should go play some FPS game.
    Fucking archers - Hit by a projectile that cancels your block.

    now your good to go to join the european competitive scene!

    Great job crushed, you are a pioneer in the field of chivalry language…



  • “unpredictable joe - some rank 20 pubber who plays retardedly bad but is unpredictable as fuck”

    Lol, I love to fight these guys




  • “tryhard - Someone that kills you over and over again easily, again usually above rank 50.”



  • @J-P:


    “tryhard - Someone that kills you over and over again easily, again usually above rank 50.”

    Playing archer in duel mode, JP is the devil.



  • This list is very thorough. I’m impressed.



  • @Valinde:

    This list is very thorough. I’m impressed.

    As am I…


  • Global Moderator

    Lol aus meta. So true.

    Though this vocab looks no different than a white 12 year old wannabe gangster.



  • hmmmmmmmmmmm


  • Global Moderator

    @CRUSHED:

    You seem upset.

    Because Europeans speak like 12 year olds? Why would I be upset?



  • @lemonater47:

    @CRUSHED:

    You seem upset.

    Because Europeans speak like 12 year olds? Why would I be upset?

    #Shotsfired

    #CrushedIsDown



  • only white americans are allowed to pretend they are black