Chivalry song parodies - Requests here. :D



  • Before we start, I would like to say I have nothing against the people I inserted into these parodies, nor do I have anything against clans. So without further ado, here you go. Enjoy! :rugby:

    HARK! THE HERALDS ANGELS SING

    Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
    Look at those LMB swings!
    Rage in scrims and pubbies going wild
    Feinters and Draggers reconciled"
    Joyful, all ye Mason rise
    Join the triumph of the french fries
    With Torn Banner Studios proclaim:
    "We’ll no longer fix our game!"
    Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

    Look at those LMB swings!

    EVERYBODY WAS COMBO FEINTING

    Everybody was Combo Feinting
    Pressin’ Q as fast as lightning.
    In fact, it was a little bit frightening
    But they feinted with expert timing

    There was funky clanfag men from funky ClanfagTown
    They were feinting them up
    They were feinting them down
    It’s an ancient Tryhard art
    And everybody knew their part
    From a feinting, to a drag
    And a Glock from the hip

    Everybody was Combo Feinting
    Those clanfags were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit fright’ning
    But they feinted with expert timing

    There was funky CRUSHED with his double chin and little Rumpelstiltskin
    He said, here comes the ground sniffing random joe, let’s get it on
    We took the bow and made a stand
    Started swaying with the HWS
    A sudden feint made me block
    Now my entrails are splattered on a rock (damn HWS qq)

    Everybody was combo feinting
    Pressin’ as Q fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit fright’ning
    But they feinted with expert timing

    Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
    Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
    Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-ha
    Keep on, keep on, keep on
    Sure enough

    Everybody was Combo Feinting
    Those NA scrubs crying were saddening
    In fact it was a little bit tiring
    Dr.Nickmake sure you have expert timing
    Combo Feinting, had to be fast as lightning…

    If anyone has any requests, feel free to leave them here. :topsy_turvy:



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  • Well, they’re supposed to be chivalry parodies of songs. #1 being Hark! The Heralds Angels Sing. #2 being a parody of Everbody was Kung Fu Fighting.