The reason why chivalry is so unoptimized



  • i was checking out the code and i found a series of random numbers

    that is until i zoomed out

    why they left this in the code is beyond me lel



  • So that’s what they get paid 8 hours a day for.



  • @lemonater47:

    So that’s what they get paid 8 hours a day for.

    Also bench pressing.

    never4get



  • It’s beautiful.



  • And they fired this guy? Wtf Steve?



  • This fo’ real? It put a smile on my grumpy face, nevertheless.



  • I was looking at the flinch in release hotfix code and found some random numbers, until I zoomed out and found this:

    :P



  • I’m starting to suspect it’s not legit :(



  • Is that a man at arms after throwing a firepot?



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  • What is it? A deformed helmet with a fork and knife by the sides?



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  • its our lord and saviour loin



  • @Monsteri:

    What is it? A deformed helmet with a fork and knife by the sides?

    It’s lointurkey2.php. You know, the most integral part of these forums.

    Actually, you wouldn’t know. You are not a programmer.



  • @Kreittis:

    It’s lointurkey2.php. You know, the most integral part of these forums.

    Actually, you wouldn’t know. You are not a programmer.

    such elitism



  • @Kreittis:

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    You can sense the Earl Grey with Mr Kiplings good cakes tbh.



  • @zombojoe:

    such elitism



  • im saving dat shit


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