Violets Are Blue, But Here's a Haiku



  • Continuing the poetic spirit of Mr. Loin, I opted for a slightly more difficult type of poem; the Haiku. If you don’t know what a Haiku is, it is a 3 line piece which does not need to rhyme. The 3 lines are comprised of a certain number of syllables, the order being 5, 7, 5. For example:

    Ken-tuck-y chi-cken
    It’s fin-ger li-ckin good bro
    Why not go get some?

    Here are some Haiku’s I made;

    _Duel-ing maul cave-man
    Cave-man tries to hit trade me
    Fly-ing Van-tard wins

    Sling-ing peas-ants fun
    Burn the vill-age for ma-son
    Pebb-ling plebs all day

    Farm-ing F-F-A
    Soon to reach the jour-ney’s end
    Quest for gol-den helm_



  • loaded chivalry
    hoping for some great gameplay
    server browser crashed



  • @Oy:

    Continuing the poetic spirit of Mr. Loin, I opted for a slightly more difficult type of poem; the Haiku. If you don’t know what a Haiku is, it is a 3 line piece which does not need to rhyme. The 3 lines are comprised of a certain number of syllables, the order being 5, 7, 5. For example:

    Ken-tuck-y chi-cken
    It’s fin-ger li-ckin good bro
    Why not go get some?

    Here are some Haiku’s I made;

    _Duel-ing maul cave-man
    Cave-man tries to hit trade me
    Fly-ing Van-tard wins

    Sling-ing peas-ants fun
    Burn the vill-age for ma-son
    Pebb-ling plebs all day

    Farm-ing F-F-A
    Soon to reach the jour-ney’s end
    Quest for gol-den helm_

    This does look interesting your sure to find some good ones.
    This is my weak area so I won’t be participating but watching for the talented chaps to shine here.



  • Tried to reinstall
    Steam died on me as always
    Fuck Steam, no really



  • Hehe the server browser one is a winner. Here, have +1 internets.

    Went to play DW
    Join Vikings with evil plan
    Spear combos all day



  • Happy van-guard run-ning
    Cut-ting peo-ples up all day
    Ar-cher pops his head

    A sad haiku based on a true story.



  • Another sad haiku based on a true story:

    Had ta-co for lunch
    Drive home go-ing ve-ry fast
    Fart be-comes wet mess

    Also come on Loin, give it a shot. Your poems are inspiring tbh



  • Apparently I
    Joined in Nov last year, that means
    anniversary!


    I bought Chivalry last January… that feels like a long time. Should I be further than rank 33?



  • Bruce Lee give powers
    I in park fight twenty kids
    Look for cans of beer



  • Will someone make a thread for any kind of poetry?



  • @Rob_Owner:

    Will someone make a thread for any kind of poetry?

    Can’t do a beat poem with text so no. We have limitations!

    Play last team stan-ding
    Ca-rry shi-tty team all game
    Lose to friend-ly’s bow

    Four twen-ty blaze it
    swagg-ing up my yo-lo count
    get laid and get paid



  • Duel-ing man at arms
    He pan-ic par-ries my feint
    Dod-ges out of range

    Ass-hole dod-ges back
    I’m still in re-cov-er-y
    Ass-hole cracks my skull



  • ^ true story I saw it heppen guise. Dodge dodge stab dodge stab dodge dodge stab.



  • @Oy:

    Play last team stan-ding
    Ca-rry shi-tty team all game
    Lose to friend-ly’s bow

    literally happened to me like 3 times only yesterday
    living the dream

    also in TO later in the day
    was trying to protect the king but got teamkilled 3 times in a row
    decided it’s not worth it and let the king rot

    De-fend-ing the king
    Team-mates kill-ing me all day
    Time to run a-way

    hey it even rhymes



  • stam out opponent
    go for killing blow while stunned
    arrow in my back

    stunned knight recovers
    my hp is almost gone
    death by boot in chest

    pre archer flinch patch



  • This one is about being a high rank and the expectations people have.

    I’m rus-ty and high
    Laugh-ing and play-ing all night
    Get called out for rank

    Die once to de-sync
    Rank 4 be-comes ex-ci-ted
    Ran-dom Joe talks shit

    Votekick suc-cess-ful
    Map chan-ging to ta-vern now
    Lub-ri-cate the fist





  • @ChuckingIt:

    Here is a Haiku
    Written for a good purpose
    Past Haiku thread link

    http://forums.tornbanner.com/showthread.php/14163-Chivalry-Poetry-Jam-Come-one-come-all!?highlight=Haiku

    Lots of really good ones, but I say Rampage wins.





  • @Kreittis:

    You could say that with any colonial flag.

    Fits the French more really though.


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