Chivalry Community Brabble #8


  • Developer

    Let’s do this: it’s time for Torn Banner’s regular update of new content from the global Chivalry community. In this Brabble: a grand tournament, finger smelling, and corporate mascots.

    Introducing… the 3rd Year Anniversary Grand Tournament!

    Polish your swords, because the biggest Chivalry tournament ever is just around the corner.

    Organized by the ChivNA team and friends from the Chivalry subreddit, the tournament features a $2000 USD prize pool with competitive battles in Last Team Standing and Team Objective.

    The final day for registration to the Chivalry 3rd Year Anniversary Grand Tournament is 9/29. Note: this is currently only a North American tournament.

    Here’s the announcement trailer, featuring an introduction by tournament streamer Teripper.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy1dAPsECsM

    Take me to the ‘Shop

    Yea or Nay? Vote up new Chivalry items in the Workshop, like this Double Axe by Rock It.

    Over the hill, in Brazil

    Over on Chivalry’s Brazilian servers, a group of players celebrate their friend reaching Rank 50 with some glorious posing. via SrPiromaniaco

    http://i.imgur.com/fr83jzq.jpg

    Hey Gorgeous!

    Fan art by HoshiSama on the Steam Community: “The Battle’s This Way Gorgeous!!”

    National Chivographic

    'Tis a thing of beauty, isn’t she? A splendid screenshot of Chivalry map Shore via Determined.

    Take a whiff, wilt thou?

    “Smell my fingers, 'twere in my bottom.” “Mmm, gladly, milord. Smell mine too.”

    Tom Banner, Corporate Mascot

    Thanks to our crossover with Killing Floor 2, you can now play as the Chivalry Knight / Tom Banner in Tripwire’s co-op horror shooter. Here’s a montage of voiceover quotes from the new character, compiled by DJOptikBoss.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NfzkZaWjpU

    The horror… the horror

    A highlight from our Killing Floor 2 inspired screenshot/GIF contest, this one will give you some lovely nightmares: Horrors of War by Dr. Hat.

    I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy

    Dining Maul - a map remix from the Chivalry Workshop, feat. a dining hall + mauls by Eggplant.

    http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=488288757

    "Don’t look at me like that… it’s creepy!"

    Read this Steam Guide listing every taunt + insult in Chivalry, created by Steam user Ex-President of the Usa.

    http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=504838182

    Chiv us a song, piano man

    Youtuber letszapago plays “Duty and Honor” from Chivalry on Piano

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq4yblUzbhw&feature=youtu.be

    For the Glory of Karma

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  • The Horror is very cool :D



  • The depths of crassness your stooping to amaze me tbh hayter.
    ie “Smell my fingers, 'twere in my bottom.” “Mmm, gladly, milord. Smell mine too.”

    To think that rubbish is now plastered on here and steam is truly reflective of
    the kind of minds this game has shaping its media campaign we are left with nowdays.



  • @loin:

    The depths of crassness your stooping to amaze me tbh hayter.
    ie “Smell my fingers, 'twere in my bottom.” “Mmm, gladly, milord. Smell mine too.”

    To think that rubbish is now plastered on here and steam is truly reflective of
    the kind of minds this game has shaping its media campaign we are left with nowdays.

    Voice of reason from Loin? wut? But yeah I totally agree with him. I am guessing hayter is 14 years old.



  • In that picture they could be saying for example, “That’s a fine goaty beard sir” or “call that a goaty beard my wife’s is bigger”
    lets have a caption competition



  • Lmao, $2000 for gambling in a tournament. Nice.

    @Posters above me: Reminds me of this one.



  • @playerhayter:

    Polish your swords, because the biggest Chivalry tournament ever is just around the corner.

    Isn’t it a Chivalry: Mercs Mod tournament?



  • Haha nice stuff guys.



  • They have gone really quiet now, I note 5 days no twitch posts.? My crossover suggestion is a Western ie Call of Jarez.
    Cowboy hats with Mohii Indians and tomahawks,bows. Do you feel lucky, make that 4 coffins



  • http://i.imgur.com/sH5G7FCl.jpg
    “Smell my fingers, 'twere in my bottom.” “Mmm, gladly, milord. Smell mine too.”

    This crass picture is still here and on steam tibby.
    I actually thought you had more class then this tbh, then to allow such a stupid caption.



  • I note your back on twitter now with the usual bs, ie fan art of vans by the last few
    https://twitter.com/TornBanner, you playerhayter really have no clue about this games
    community. This community is littered with videos and art of quality you simply ignore
    as do you the bug reports on forums both here and in steam.

    Why one could even assume this picture is of you and tibby smelling each others fingers
    after sticking them up your asses.
    “Smell my fingers, 'twere in my bottom.” “Mmm, gladly, milord. Smell mine too.”
    http://i.imgur.com/sH5G7FCl.jpg

    If your view of the community is shown by such crass pictures with those captions then
    by all means assume the majority of community members view you with the same light.
    However at least they did not come cup in hand begging for your cash on kickstarter.
    I’d suggest you get a new add campaign manager as this one is a right plonker rodney.
    hayter is destroying your games reputation tibby tbh.


  • Developer

    @loin:

    this one is a right plonker rodney.

    Only Fools and Horses reference made me lol. Nice one Loin ;)

    Sorry you didn’t enjoy the smelly fingers joke, but seemed to make a lot of others laugh! Will keep it a little more mature in the future for ya.



  • The kind of humour shown in these brabbles in still far above the level shown in game. Look at the chat box in game once in a while loin. The stuff people find funny… Any more mature and people wouldn’t get the jokes.

    Also the very first written down joke was a fart joke. A fart joke made by the most intelligent people in the world at the time 5000 years ago in ancient Sumerian. By the people who invented writing. So even the most intelligent people can find things like that amusing.



  • Perhaps your right, note I also complain on servers at such things. You know today I came across this stuff?
    Mommie
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsEjIc9PqkHEH8nWBDqrZ7Q

    Siv HD Video
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX7AcEagMrpIq9oCBciLffA

    KP
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq2MR_xEM4QOjZl3X4QE9zw

    I couldn’t believe so many play such a stupid game, as it running about with tiny figures clicking a mouse is skilled in 3p?
    After downloading this rubbish it did not even have options to bind for left handed players? These wierdo’s on those utube
    channels have 1000’s of followers ? loin concludes he is out of touch with things nowdays tbh.



  • @loin:

    Perhaps your right, note I also complain on servers at such things. You know today I came across this stuff?
    Mommie
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsEjIc9PqkHEH8nWBDqrZ7Q

    Siv HD Video
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX7AcEagMrpIq9oCBciLffA

    KP
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq2MR_xEM4QOjZl3X4QE9zw

    I couldn’t believe so many play such a stupid game, as it running about with tiny figures clicking a mouse is skilled in 3p?
    After downloading this rubbish it did not even have options to bind for left handed players? These wierdo’s on those utube
    channels have 1000’s of followers ? loin concludes he is out of touch with things nowdays tbh.

    I fail to understand this as well tbh, why these games are so goddamn successful nowadays?



  • The MOBA crowd (for the most part) plays MOBA’s only. A large part of those people came from MMORPGS. They’re the kind of players that stick with a single game, the same way a lot of people only play Counter Strike, Call of Duty, Hearthstone or Minecraft. Why are they so successful? I have no idea, I think like MMO’s there is a social aspect to MOBA’s that keep people coming back. Lots of people play with the same people every time, like a team of sorts. And there’s of course an unending assortment of….stuff…you can buy for your…uhhh…guy…(I don’t play MOBA’s so I don’t know what I’m saying). There might also be people that only play Chivalry, that’s their game, it’s a bit odd. I will say if there ever is/was a game like that for me it would also be Chivalry. It’s something you keep coming back to.

    Also Playerhayter, put my Chivalry Shorts in a Rabble already! ;P



  • @Pilgore:

    There might also be people that only play Chivalry, that’s their game, it’s a bit odd.

    I played MMORPG for a while maybe 4-10 years ago but nowadays CMW is the only game I play, no time for other games and really CMW just meets all my requirements for fun - every game is unique, it is skill based, it is PvP with swords and I get better and better and fortunately the best players get fewer and fewer - though there are still a solid one or two dozen 50+ on the us east/central servers that play regularly.



  • @gregcau:

    I played MMORPG for a while maybe 4-10 years ago but nowadays CMW is the only game I play, no time for other games and really CMW just meets all my requirements for fun - every game is unique, it is skill based, it is PvP with swords and I get better and better and fortunately the best players get fewer and fewer - though there are still a solid one or two dozen 50+ on the us east/central servers that play regularly.

    Well there you go, the people that play MOBA’s and such also have all their requirements met with those games. They just play HoN or DOTA and nothing else. It’s pretty interesting to read about.


  • Developer

    @Pilgore:

    Also Playerhayter, put my Chivalry Shorts in a Rabble already! ;P

    You read my mind ;)



  • @Pilgore:

    Well there you go, the people that play MOBA’s and such also have all their requirements met with those games. They just play HoN or DOTA and nothing else. It’s pretty interesting to read about.

    Indeed very interesting tbh. Myself for example, I for a really long time have played basically only Chivalry. ONLY chivalry.

    Due the fact my region doesn’t adopt mercs mod and TB left the game in such state, I’ve been switching to other games like Insurgency. Really fun game very tense tbh, the sound effects are glorious, TB levels of good sound design work imo.

    But thing is, if TB make another balance patch and add certain things to this game, I’m back full time tbh lol. I just don’t like that at the moment when I play this game I get mad at certain bullshit, and fuck, why will I play a game if it makes me mad lmao

    Our clan here is beginning sort of a sub clan made of people that want to learn the game or improve their skills, then when they think they are gud enough we give them autonomy and all that. I am kinda demotivated tbh, I believe other members are as well due how slow things are going, its all so sad man. TB PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER BALANCE PATCH HAPPEN, I’m sure it will be a fresh air to the whole competitive community of this game, as people seems to be tired of bullshit, especially hit trading spam and archers imo.

    Its funny because some players I know, after playing on mercs mod they don’t even want to go back to vanilla chiv, and since our region is small as fuck, dividing it (2 pub servers not mercs, while 4/5 clans that barely scrim with each other use mercs (use it in duel yards sporadically to practice on) ), will not be healthy for our community as a whole. So we have a risk that a lot of high level players quit and don’t come back, in our community they are kinda very important because they are the ones who teach novice players and help A LOT with player retention. We lose them, we lost this game. Some clans are starting to die already, we risk losing some excellent players.

    We are in a bad place here because the owner of the 2 pub servers does not want to add a mod to his server, so we are left with the competitive scene which is barely really competitive due lack of scrims and tournaments… So how could we have mercs mod? Our only hope is TB push these changes to live chivalry so the game gets more balanced and people go back playing the game tbh.

    TLDR; I loved this game, I don’t love it no more but I want to love it again and help keeping it alive as long as I can tbh. HELP ME WITH THIS TORN BANNER PLS


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