Write a new line for the Mason Man-at-Arms (to be featured in a future Mirage Community Diary)
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In the next Mirage: Arcane Warfare Community Diary video, we’ll hear from Audio Director Ryan Buckley - AKA the Mason Man-at-Arms from Chivalry!
For a laugh, we’re going to get Buckley to record some new MAA lines - written by YOU.
Submit your entries as a comment below and the best will make it into the end of the next Mirage Community Diary. No criteria; keep it short, simple and make us laugh.
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the only magic at work here is how you managed to fit into that armor
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I will give you the honour of a slow and sloppy death
Is that weapon compensating for somthing?
Yelp Not the face
Did your mother make that armour?
You’d be as good as me if you weren’t so ugly
Are you here to serve my mead or die?
I’ve seen more fight from my chamber maid
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(Archers) Archers! Kill those vermin. >:(
(Taunt) You oaf, you can’t catch me!
(Taunt) Stay small!
(Taunt) COME HITHER!!
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“Hello, this is giru giru.”
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A friend greeting or Enemy teasing in combat or even as you defeat them ( can be used in either case )
" Speak of the devil!, it’s better the devil you know " (chuckle or laugh at end)
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(Taunt) “Kill thy self”
(Taunt) “NA na na boo boo your armour smells of doo doo”
(Taunt) “If your armour isn’t red, then your better off dead”
(Taunt) " Dont you have sheep to sard? When your dead the maggots will sard you! Haha
(Thank You) “I could’ve done it myself I swear!”
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“You impudent fool, how could I not know what mysterious techniques are?! They are techniques, and they are indeed… mysterious!”
“You call that ‘jinn’ powerful? It’s not nearly as strong as my mother’s mead!” or my preferred alternative:
“You call that ‘jinn’ powerful? It’s not nearly as strong as an archer’s mead!”And if you want to get kinky:
“You call that ‘jinn’ powerful? It’s not nearly as strong as your mother’s milk!”Maybe even
"You call that ‘jinn’ powerful? You should taste it together with tonic!"You can drop the powerful if it doesn’t sound fitting, or replace it with another word. It sounds just as good without it at all:
“You call that ‘jinn’? You should taste it together with tonic!”All I’m saying is that this joke has potential, use it. No pressure.
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Thou art as stubborn as a pack of starving orphans fighting over a piece of bread
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(no) “At once! No, wait, I changed my mind. Let’s not.”
(taunt) “That’s a nice sword, your mother must’ve worked overtime!”
(kill archers) “What’re you waiting for, Mordhau? Kill those archers already!”
(hold ground) "Stay here! I’ll show you how it’s done!
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Now you see me, now you don’t
Is that Vypress skirt you are wearing?
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“Throwing knife! Throwing knife! Throwing Knife!”
“Piiiiiilgoooooooorreeeee Prooooooooooooooductionsssssssss!!!” (okay thats never gonna happen, but stil!)
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“Hello everyone, this, is Teripper”
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These are looking great. I think we can get even sillier.
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Remember; what happens in Dark Forest stays in Dark Forest.
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@Xenokkah
I don’t even want to know…
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Retreat (In Monty Python fashion) “RUN AWAAAAAAY”
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@AK
your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberrys!
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@General-Firefly said in Write a new line for the Mason Man-at-Arms (to be featured in a future Mirage Community Diary):
@AK
your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberrys!Indeed
