Chivalry Cook Book



  • Disclaimer : this is not to start salt it is all in good fun, feel free to add to the topic.


    Roffle Keabab

    Step 1: Have Viz’s spear ready
    Step 2: Apply spear to Roffle + clan for variety.
    Step 3: Apply firepot
    Step 5: Let stand for the rest of the round
    Step 6: Liberally say “get rekt” in party chat to add salt

    Enjoy!


    Casual Potatoes

    Step 1: Pull out SP4CE C4KE’s Maul
    Step 2: Go into FFA to find casuals
    Step 3: Beat randoms to mash
    OPTIONAL: send a message saying “get rekt” to add salt

    Enjoy!


    Addybear Iced Tea

    Step 1: Drag stab opponent to death
    Step 2: Teabag

    Enjoy!


    Charon Soup

    Step 1: kick opponent into ravine
    Step 2: add a splash of mead

    Enjoy!




  • The Roffle Keabab sounds really tasty.



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  • Krispy Kyle Donuts

    Step 1: Grab a giant pot and put the finest ingredients to serve as your starting flavors
    Step 2: Challenge other chefs and go undefeated in cook offs with 26 wins.
    Step 3: Look like the blonde Roblox default character.
    Step 4: MORE ASIAGO.
    Step 5: savagely disband your recipe and quit cooking because you’re a savage and know you’re the best cook.
    Step 6 (optional): Never return to the cooking world but continue to go on chef forums and savagely call out other chefs for getting Rekt and making recipes with 75 ingrediants that are all bad.

    Enjoy!



  • @KIYIS kinda sounds like the plotline to mr krabs and planktons’ feud



  • So is Roffle the one trying to steal Kyles formula?



  • @KIYIS the secret formuler!



  • @KIYIS said in Chivalry Cook Book:

    Step 6 (optional): Never return to the cooking world but continue to go on chef forums and savagely call out other chefs for getting Rekt and making recipes with 75 ingrediants that are all bad.

    LOL



  • How to make a tossed salad

    Scrim roffle’s clan

    3-0 them

    Take screen shots and send them to him every time he is online


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    @Xylo said in Chivalry Cook Book:

    How to make a tossed salad

    Scrim roffle’s clan

    3-0 them

    Take screen shots and send them to him every time he is online

    That’s pretty savage. Almost as savage as dueling roffle, going up 5 to 0, then mid-duel, start shit talking him so hard he RQs,
    then posting about on the forums.



  • @ATOM–KYLE dang son though I believe that the term your looking for is what I like to call “self cosbying”



  • @KIYIS said in Chivalry Cook Book:

    So is Roffle the one trying to steal Kyles formula?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptv8hwX-5Os This is what I think of roffles roster.



  • @Xylo lol tbh ive already been doing that xD since the end of that war to this day



  • @Vizzle HAHAHAHAHAHAHA lmfao. Oh my god I wasn’t expecting that xD bunch of inbred retarded spiffs. Jesus that just made my day



  • @Xylo said in Chivalry Cook Book:

    @ATOM–KYLE dang son though I believe that the term your looking for is what I like to call “self cosbying”

    Everytime I see the term “Cosbying,” I think more of a “Cosby Sweater” or Cosby Pants."



  • @Vizzle said in Chivalry Cook Book:

    Disclaimer : this is not to start salt it is all in good fun, feel free to add to the topic.


    Roffle Keabab

    Step 1: Have Viz’s spear ready
    Step 2: Apply spear to Roffle + clan for variety.
    Step 3: Apply firepot
    Step 5: Let stand for the rest of the round
    Step 6: Liberally say “get rekt” in party chat to add salt

    Enjoy!


    Casual Potatoes

    Step 1: Pull out SP4CE C4KE’s Maul
    Step 2: Go into FFA to find casuals
    Step 3: Beat randoms to mash
    OPTIONAL: send a message saying “get rekt” to add salt

    Enjoy!


    Addybear Iced Tea

    Step 1: Drag stab opponent to death
    Step 2: Teabag

    Enjoy!


    Charon Soup

    Step 1: kick opponent into ravine
    Step 2: add a splash of mead

    Enjoy!


    The best mead is Boudicah’s Uprising for soup. Adds a good flavor.



  • @Vizzle Finally, someone who recognises my Maul skill… even though I rarely use it XD



  • @C4KE-from-SP4C3 your signature sounds like a mortal kombat prologue or some mad max thunder dome stuff



  • A surprise C4ke u know, act like a noob but be a little good just to kill that guy, TBAG THE HELL OUT OF HIM.



  • @Somervillage Now that I look at it… it does sound like something from Mortal Kombat… damn it!


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