Worthy Of Song.



  • Greetings friends, enemies and fellow salty knights of the Chivalry Community.

    I decided it is high time that a decent thread was actually put up in praise of the amazingly terrible game that we play. It has been nearly 2 years since we started decapitating heads and performing ‘wainbows’ and alliances have been forged, then broken, then forged again in many tales of salt and pepper.

    I’ve met some of coolest guys who I still regularly play with and chat with pretty much everyday, met people who probably wish I’d get cancer and die, and carved my name into the annals of EU Server history. I think a great idea to commemorate this occasion is for everyone to make a six line tale of themselves. It has to rhyme and basically explains who you are in a nutshell. and it must always start with so here is the tale of ‘insert gamertag here’ For example;

    So here is the tale of the b00ger Knight.
    Dominating the EU left and right.
    Full of salt and easily mad.
    But he’s far from being bad.
    Holding his halberd in his two hands.
    He’ strikes (t)error in TGL lands.

    I expect some good ones lads. ;)



  • A tale of General Firefly

    In the beginning he cut down the Lord, With his banners of Chaos he marched with his Horde
    Kingdom by kingdom he formed an Alliance, His enemy Harold fought back in defiance
    Piled scorched bodies and fields stained red, The General watched as his players lay dead
    One by one his kingdoms fell, his mangled armies burn in hell
    The General’s greed, pride and lust, cast him down into the dust
    In the end our hero was smart, He stuck a blade through that Nazi’s heart



  • @General-Firefly I’m honestly not 100% sure but that’s over 6 lines, not sure but I think so



  • @Somervillage said in Worthy Of Song.:

    @General-Firefly I’m honestly not 100% sure but that’s over 6 lines, not sure but I think so

    Commas help.



  • Gnarly dude
    speaks rather crude
    I spent some time in jail.
    Mean old man
    don’t give a damn
    I’ll bash you with my Flail.



  • So here is the tale of SP4C3 C4KE:

    Wielding a Hammer, straight and true.
    Unfolds the fate that awaits you.
    Try and resist, you shall fall.
    To my mighty Hammer against a wall.
    Come my friend, step into the ring.
    And fight SP4C3 C4KE “The Maul King”.



  • Xylo aka Dj Khaled, Dj keemstar, MC salad toss, Bill cosby, Dr Neil degrasse tyson

    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.



  • LiGiTPANDa7
    Ping higher than his credit score
    Plays as archer just to mess w/ tryhards
    Complains about ppl RTing
    Pretends to like CODE DEATH
    And breaks ankles all day err day



  • @Zemen said in Worthy Of Song.:

    LiGiTPANDa7
    Ping higher than his credit score
    Plays as archer just to mess w/ tryhards
    Complains about ppl RTing
    Pretends to like CODE DEATH
    And breaks ankles all day err day

    Free verse?



  • It starts with a tale of a player named Viz
    He was the saltiest knight in the biz
    He used his spears to dish many fears
    It made a tryhard shed tears
    he have been mean–he might have been old
    but this was the tale of Vizual the Bold.

    Next person, GO!



  • @General-Firefly said in Worthy Of Song.:

    A tale of General Firefly

    In the beginning he cut down the Lord, With his banners of Chaos he marched with his Horde
    Kingdom by kingdom he formed an Alliance, His enemy Harold fought back in defiance
    Piled scorched bodies and fields stained red, The General watched as his players lay dead
    One by one his kingdoms fell, his mangled armies burn in hell
    The General’s greed, pride and lust, cast him down into the dust
    In the end our hero was smart, He stuck a blade through that Nazi’s heart

    Colorful, and based on a true story.



  • @AK Yep, I aint got no time to rime when I ain’t in my prime



  • @Zemen fire



  • @AK but you spelled “rhyme” wrong so get rekt



  • @AK In South Africa they d0ntt teech uo howe 2 enwgish



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  • I had one but it wasn’t good enough, it shall be released soon enough


  • Banned

    In a galaxy far far away.
    Darth Vader killing noobs, he lived to slay.
    Killing pub stars who think they are good.
    Feeding him kills they’re just his food.
    Sadly after a while, he became bored.
    Forever known as the Atom Dark Lord.

    🔥🔥🔥



  • @Vade said in Worthy Of Song.:

    In a galaxy far far away.
    Darth Vader killing noobs, he lived to slay.
    Killing pub stars who think they are good.
    Feeding him kills they’re just his food.
    Sadly after a while, he became bored.
    Forever known as the Atom Dark Lord.

    🔥🔥🔥

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  • Good and food don’t rhyme