Tales of Chivalry



  • Alright Lads, get your story helmets on.

    After writing such epic ballads I decided to go one step further and add an actual story to the mix. It can be any length (within reason of course!) but you must address these points

    • Your first experience on chivalry, from 360 or xbone onwards

    • People you met, who through contact you learned to respect/fear/hate

    • How you got better/ weapon you formed a bond with.

    • Clans you joined/left and did wars with etc.

    • Your current status; Retired or still fighting the good fight.

    I shall post my story on a separate post but after seeing everything you guys put before, I am certain there will be some amazing tales to be shared. :)



  • Greetings circle i am somervillage (the most mispronounced name) fun fact ive had this gt for 6 years and not a single person has pronounced it correctly #truestory, one day i was browsing the web looking for a game to kill 15$ on, me and a buddy (flamehedz/WEINER DEMEANOR) had grown very tired of cod/destiny and wanted something new and cheap (was unable to work at the time so i had few games, i pre order almost everything now :|), anywho i came across chiv and decided hell why not so we played and i found it awful, an absolute waste of money there were no players and all the ones left were elitist scum that never gave the lil guys a chance.
    Then after a round of nazi zombies (im an avid player hmu for a round) i decided to try it out again and came across “about 24 llamas”, well long story short i tbagged the living ass out of his dead body (was level 10 or so at the time) and from that moment on i fell for the game i learned to feint from reborn cheif and thought i was godlike after wards just spamming simple flash feints with my great new almighty powers amd wondering how tf are people reading these things im just too good (im a slow learner at times) after these events unfolded i had made enemies with llamas and his goons (vegas/booze amd homura at the time) who would constantly seek my head whenever i plopped my godly prescence of rt flash feints into a pub (man did i ever believe i was awesome) then one day i came across reborn and bunny…who also hated me and team killed me continuosly until out of nowhere i was in their clan…THE ORIGINAL HOG…omg im one of the original members retweet that shit, then they got spanked and reborn pulled a roffle and bit off more than his ass could suck in, zian split for ps4 and tried making hog work there while heroxemperor (jesters/link/sire/ssssssssssssss) slowly planted his seed into sds (thats for someone elses backstory im sure). Another fun fact the first weapon i fell for was no the messer in fact it was the greatsword, i used to love it and im still quite good with it i just dont play it as often anymore as i really enjoy the billhook now. BACK TO THE EVER GROWING STORY xbox one version came out and i convinced a friend to buy it so i got it for free amd he played once then retreated to destiny ha scamsss, i joined charon and his lads for about 5 seconds, sorry charon, then decided i had to make my own clan…victrix mortalis…which flopped horribly but i made some wicked cool pals (couch being one) that i still chat with today.then joined sb and made another clan and here i am today hooray this post is too long fms
    Status: still disturbing shit

    ROFFLE SIZE FYS



  • I may add to it as my memory comes back i just got frustrated with how long it was going and im tired fms



  • @Somervillage
    Did wiener_demeanor start playing on PS4 recently? Have seen someone with that name pop up.



  • @Naleaus hes been on ps4 awhile, ill enlighten you with that tale actually ive told many this and im sure youll get a good laugh


  • Banned

    The story of epickillmaster does not begin woth epickillmaster, but with Sniper Kane7. I grinded hard in the battlefield of 360, thinking I was good because I sniped with my shirt bow and topped lobbies as an archer. After many weeks of this I made a friend, Assisted Fiend7. We became an inseperable arching pair. I then added HAPPYWARRIOR999 to my small list of allies. It was because of HAPPYWARRIOR999 that I joined my first clan. I had by this time discovered that I was actually absolute trash at the game. I joined a clan tryout for the original House Of Grimm and battled with RebornCheif and ZianD, and was accepted into the House. Shortly after, xbox one came out. In December of 2015 I aquired and xbone and Chivalry. I started out just as awful as I was on 360. When I was around level 10 a man by the name of Roffledude found me. He recruited me to his clan and I fought with him against TCF. Around this time I met Sludgehammer666, Xylophone, HOMELESSVIKING, xxHydroColtxx and llllDemonllll. Roughly a week later the SuhDudes fell apart and I was once again a clanless scrub. Then one faitfull day I was in a free for all with SDS PARA Sire and noticed he was afk so, instead of being a prick, I decided to protect him until he returned. Just as he was about to pick up his controller someone swung. I parried them and proceded to beat them down. He then messaged me to join SDS PARA, so I did. I became SDS PARA Knight. Then we left and reformed the House of Grimm and I became HOG PARA C0Pt3r. I made many friends at this time, PARA Elite, Piplur, Little Nasty jr, KYR Slayer, and many more enimies. Recently I left HOG to joing The Kingdom of Richousness with my old friend Roffle. He trained me to fight with more than the messer. I made more friends like Bullet Fiber, Treflip, and again more enimies. Because I left HOG I had to change my name. After doing it twice, I had no interest in paying again so I used a second account that I had made in my COD days on 360, epickillmaster. Now I have left KOR to create a new clan, one that would be more abkut fun than serious, but still compete with the older clans, The Pub Stars. That brings us to today where I now have a strange semi-fude with HOG PARA Psyco and Cheif because some of the HOG members came with me, and also because I play as an archer in ffa XP.



  • So he started on ps4 then i convinced him to go to xbox again and promised to get him.a rlly good deal (in canada theres kijiji which is craigslist without porn) cause im a bit of a master at wheeling and dealing so to say idk why its just natural, so i ended up trading his ps4 with controller for am xbox one, pair of beats headphones, two wireless speakers and 200 dollars cash…just for his ps4, anywho he played a bit then wanted a ps4 again but didnt tell me, he sold all his crao he got and blew 90% of it on weed then sold his xbone to gamestop for little store credit and got a ps4 for it and his money left over…hes not exactly the brightest one in the bunch



  • @Naleaus but ya thats him, i may be venturing to his stead on the weekend so ill be playing on his account, keep an eye out



  • @Somervillage
    Message me if you want a duel, PSN is Oruenas.



  • Just a warning now fellas, This is hella long. But worth the read. :)



  • The first age of Chivalry

    It was a dark era, back in the ages of late 2014, when a lone warrior known as b00ger knight entered the battlefield. He was tired of playing Dark Souls and destroying everyone on it and had already heard of the game Chivalry, now it was time to make his own tale.

    It was at this time, that many of the skill and tactics that much of the warriors of today knew where unheard of and the current state of play was to RT till your opponent was dead and the parry button was nowhere to be found*

    *That age old practice still holds true today

    The world was a chaos of swings and lag and third person was on everyone’s screen, except mine of course. As the only player who could effectively play was the host of the server. But in this cruel, terrible world I found that I secretly loved every second, with every decapitation and every parry I grew stronger.

    Reaching high above the norm of players, I grabbed my longsword with both hands and continued to grow, until I faced a certain someone. One who would teach me all that I would know.

    His name was Harold, a king among kings, a god among men. He set me aside and taught me how to gitgud. I learned many from his teachings and I still employ many of the tactics he shown me. I met many other warriors at his side. And thus became a main member of the Fire Guardians.

    SP4C3 C4KE, who would become my most trusted ally and champion of the Maul.

    RetractedBoot, who taught me the ways of the Longsword and the age old saying ‘LT to Parry’

    angelofdeath326, who became my rival in skill and a great friend to this day.

    I fought many wars with these brilliant bastards. Making friend and foe alike, with the terrible playstyle of FreeUser* dominating all the free-for-alls. And clans slowly rising from the ground I met even more players.

    I met Newageknight before sds became the powerhouse it is today, Mad props to him for sticking it out and being a big part of what the community is today, I wonder what would have happened if I had accepted his offer to join back then?

    I met Atom x Kyle when he was still known as I end zombies. And of course we duelled and he kicked my ass* but we had mutual respect and I still respect him to this day.

    I met RebornChief and the original house of grimm, watched kyle wreck them all and laughed. It’s a good thing I never joined HOG. Look at them now ;)

    I met HOG PARA Link, Back when he was known as the accursed Hero x jesters and only spammed the zwei and of course… feints. He still does that now to be honest.

    I met Magik visual and his cronies, no matter what they change their names too. I will always be better.

    I met many others on the battlefield of Chivalry, and the aforementioned are just a few. Anyone I didn’t mention, you have my thanks and respect.

    *He never blocked, ever.

    *But I did give him a good fight.

    Alas, clans were crushed, and people got better. But it was at this point that the gods announced that our amazingly terrible crusade was to continue onto the next gen consoles. And the second age of chivalry was to begin.

    The second age of Chivalry

    In December 2015 a new age had begun.
    I had met many on 360, some I hated, Many I respected. It was time for some of us to part ways. Harold and some of his trusted knights went to PS4. Leaving myself and SP4C3 C4KE out of FG and to wonder aimlessly for a month or two…

    it was at this point where I was pretty much uncontested in the EU realm, I came across a particular scrub named ‘l Agron l’

    He was one of many players who had faced the unstoppable might of the b00ger knight, and like many others decided that I was a complete prick and that I should be vote-kicked from every game. Eventually I was invited to a party with himself and one other in it. Where they proceeded to talk shit to me and expected me to rage and go ape-shit on them. As luck would have it, I turned out to be a nice guy and the one we know as HalfdantheBl4ck today became one of my most trusted battle-brothers and a very good friend to me.

    I butchered agron over the course of many months, molding him, shaping him into the warrior he is today. And now, He is a worthy opponent and I have much respect for him. My only regret is that I made him too strong :(

    ATOM and SDS had both come to xbone and they were strong. I realised that the our world needed more than just two big clans and so it was in January 2016 that a certain jefdel invited me to a party…
    Only a few days prior myself and jefdel had a duel where it was the closest match I’d had in a while. In the end it was 7-6 to jef. Surprisingly we had never encountered each other before and after a few words it was decided that a new clan had to rise. And so The Chosen Few was born.

    We gained many members, from EU and from the US alike and eventually SP4C3 C4KE found his way back to the light side and the old battle-brothers were reunited.

    During this phase, ATOM eventually realised after beating everyone solidly, they no longer had any wish to fight and they officially retired and became the undisputed, undefeated clan of all clans.

    TCF fought many wars. And as it’s second in command I overlooked all the EU members that came in. I will never forget the day I met TGL Error.
    In a sentence, he is the single most challenging player I’ve ever faced. And it’s a shame he has gone into hiding.
    After Error made his own clan, he turned it into one of the top clans today. I would have loved to have seen ATOM of then vs TGL of now.

    HOG eventually rose again, only this time it was HOG PARA Link at the reigns, and all the remaining clans banded together to combat this terrible menace. And with some free-for-all cleansing and a damn load of feint reading. HOG crumbled like a soggy biscuit.
    Eventually though, TCF had fought its last war. The members tired, but its exploits not forgotten. I and C4KE underwent a new type of training, training to become true Vikings and Guardians of Asgard itself.

    Whilst I trained in the snowy wastes, I came across a new weapon. Placing my longsword in its sheath I became a new warrior. I became… The Halberd King.

    I keep my watchful eye over the EU Realm, making sure that no players like HOG arise and terrorise the lands.
    I do not know when my watch will end, but until then I will continue to fight the good fight and keep my position as one of the best players in the EU Realm.

    Forest fortuna adiuvat – ‘Fortune favors the brave’



  • I’m still writing. It’s gonna be crazy long, bear with me.



  • @Naleaus whenever i go to his house that generally when i “leave my mind behind” if thats what the cool kids call it…DRUGS…who said that?



  • But for some reason i play 10x better when im staring at the floor, even more effective when i fall out of my chair while in party chat #truestory



  • @General-Firefly said in Tales of Chivalry:

    I’m still writing. It’s gonna be crazy long, bear with me.

    Truuuu I’m going to have to write mine in chronicles too XD



  • @Naleaus does it purposely sound that your anus or am i pronouncing it wrong?



  • @Somervillage
    Made up name, but I pronounced it O Ruin aus in my head.



  •                                      A Chivalry Story
                                   ~The Origins Of NewAgeKnight~   
                                             Chapter 1
    

    There was once a peasant from the slums of Battlefield(The map) being ruled by the false king known as Lord of Thrones. He told himself that he must leave his village and put together an army and travel to StonesHill to remove the crown from the false king. During his travels through Dark Forrest he met an warrior know as ERECTHOMLESS, and they both became partners with the same goal and decided to build and army under their own banner and call it the -SDSCrew-. As they were training they ran into two warriors known as LeaninPostGhost and VizualDisciple and forged a quick bond as they both decided to join their army. They left Dark Forrest to travel to Moore where they heard of a warrior named Addybear22. They found him in the middle of a battle vs some of Lord of Thrones knights. They planned on helping him seeing it was a 3v1 until they watched him slaughter them them all will with a hint of Earl Grey ;). They approached him and asked him if he wanted to join the cause. He replied “will there be blood?” They answered “Lots of it” Addy then replied “I’m in”. They left Moore to travel to Hillside. As they set up camp, it was NewAgeKnight’s turn to hunt for dinner. On his hunt he ran into 2 warriors known as i end zombies and Hero Jesterz. NewAgeKnight fought them both 1v1 and had his armor dented and cuts bleeding but they grew to respect one another. They heard of the Army that NewAgeKnight and his knights were putting together. But instead of joining they decided to start their own army and call it ATOM. They parted ways as NewAge finished his hunt and brought his kill back to camp. As they ate there food they discussed what their next move will be towards StonesHill. They decided to travel back to Moore were they would begin attack plans on Lord of Thrones. Soon as they made it to Moore i end zombies and Hero Jesterz were waiting there with their Army. Jesterz says “in order to pass you must fight”. The SDSCrew smirked at their Army and accepted their challenge. The battle began as ATOM proceeded to completely destroy SDS. The smoked cleared and ATOM left the SDSCrew bloodied and beaten on the battlefield. The ATOM army left with Jesterz saying “We have other business to attend”. The SDSCrew was beaten but they were not finished. They changed there target from The false king to ATOM.



  • @b00ger-Knight said in Tales of Chivalry:

    The first age of Chivalry

    It was a dark era, back in the ages of late 2014, when a lone warrior known as b00ger knight entered the battlefield. He was tired of playing Dark Souls and destroying everyone on it and had already heard of the game Chivalry, now it was time to make his own tale.

    It was at this time, that many of the skill and tactics that much of the warriors of today knew where unheard of and the current state of play was to RT till your opponent was dead and the parry button was nowhere to be found*

    *That age old practice still holds true today

    The world was a chaos of swings and lag and third person was on everyone’s screen, except mine of course. As the only player who could effectively play was the host of the server. But in this cruel, terrible world I found that I secretly loved every second, with every decapitation and every parry I grew stronger.

    Reaching high above the norm of players, I grabbed my longsword with both hands and continued to grow, until I faced a certain someone. One who would teach me all that I would know.

    His name was Harold, a king among kings, a god among men. He set me aside and taught me how to gitgud. I learned many from his teachings and I still employ many of the tactics he shown me. I met many other warriors at his side. And thus became a main member of the Fire Guardians.

    SP4C3 C4KE, who would become my most trusted ally and champion of the Maul.

    RetractedBoot, who taught me the ways of the Longsword and the age old saying ‘LT to Parry’

    angelofdeath326, who became my rival in skill and a great friend to this day.

    I fought many wars with these brilliant bastards. Making friend and foe alike, with the terrible playstyle of FreeUser* dominating all the free-for-alls. And clans slowly rising from the ground I met even more players.

    I met Newageknight before sds became the powerhouse it is today, Mad props to him for sticking it out and being a big part of what the community is today, I wonder what would have happened if I had accepted his offer to join back then?

    I met Atom x Kyle when he was still known as I end zombies. And of course we duelled and he kicked my ass* but we had mutual respect and I still respect him to this day.

    I met RebornChief and the original house of grimm, watched kyle wreck them all and laughed. It’s a good thing I never joined HOG. Look at them now ;)

    I met HOG PARA Link, Back when he was known as the accursed Hero x jesters and only spammed the zwei and of course… feints. He still does that now to be honest.

    I met Magik visual and his cronies, no matter what they change their names too. I will always be better.

    I met many others on the battlefield of Chivalry, and the aforementioned are just a few. Anyone I didn’t mention, you have my thanks and respect.

    *He never blocked, ever.

    *But I did give him a good fight.

    Alas, clans were crushed, and people got better. But it was at this point that the gods announced that our amazingly terrible crusade was to continue onto the next gen consoles. And the second age of chivalry was to begin.

    The second age of Chivalry

    In December 2015 a new age had begun.
    I had met many on 360, some I hated, Many I respected. It was time for some of us to part ways. Harold and some of his trusted knights went to PS4. Leaving myself and SP4C3 C4KE out of FG and to wonder aimlessly for a month or two…

    it was at this point where I was pretty much uncontested in the EU realm, I came across a particular scrub named ‘l Agron l’

    He was one of many players who had faced the unstoppable might of the b00ger knight, and like many others decided that I was a complete prick and that I should be vote-kicked from every game. Eventually I was invited to a party with himself and one other in it. Where they proceeded to talk shit to me and expected me to rage and go ape-shit on them. As luck would have it, I turned out to be a nice guy and the one we know as HalfdantheBl4ck today became one of my most trusted battle-brothers and a very good friend to me.

    I butchered agron over the course of many months, molding him, shaping him into the warrior he is today. And now, He is a worthy opponent and I have much respect for him. My only regret is that I made him too strong :(

    ATOM and SDS had both come to xbone and they were strong. I realised that the our world needed more than just two big clans and so it was in January 2016 that a certain jefdel invited me to a party…
    Only a few days prior myself and jefdel had a duel where it was the closest match I’d had in a while. In the end it was 7-6 to jef. Surprisingly we had never encountered each other before and after a few words it was decided that a new clan had to rise. And so The Chosen Few was born.

    We gained many members, from EU and from the US alike and eventually SP4C3 C4KE found his way back to the light side and the old battle-brothers were reunited.

    During this phase, ATOM eventually realised after beating everyone solidly, they no longer had any wish to fight and they officially retired and became the undisputed, undefeated clan of all clans.

    TCF fought many wars. And as it’s second in command I overlooked all the EU members that came in. I will never forget the day I met TGL Error.
    In a sentence, he is the single most challenging player I’ve ever faced. And it’s a shame he has gone into hiding.
    After Error made his own clan, he turned it into one of the top clans today. I would have loved to have seen ATOM of then vs TGL of now.

    HOG eventually rose again, only this time it was HOG PARA Link at the reigns, and all the remaining clans banded together to combat this terrible menace. And with some free-for-all cleansing and a damn load of feint reading. HOG crumbled like a soggy biscuit.
    Eventually though, TCF had fought its last war. The members tired, but its exploits not forgotten. I and C4KE underwent a new type of training, training to become true Vikings and Guardians of Asgard itself.

    Whilst I trained in the snowy wastes, I came across a new weapon. Placing my longsword in its sheath I became a new warrior. I became… The Halberd King.

    I keep my watchful eye over the EU Realm, making sure that no players like HOG arise and terrorise the lands.
    I do not know when my watch will end, but until then I will continue to fight the good fight and keep my position as one of the best players in the EU Realm.

    Forest fortuna adiuvat – ‘Fortune favors the brave’

    I read through that whole thing and I was entertained the whole way! Good job man, I didn’t know you had so much backstory xD



  • The Tale of a C4KE and his SP4C3:

    It all started back in 2014 when I used to mainly play Battlefield 3 as a scrub, that soon changed when a friend of mine (Forgot his name XD) told me about a game named “Chivalry: Medieval Warfare” which I didn’t really look into, until one faithful day I was extremely bored and so I decided to watch some gameplay whilst thinking “This game must now become my life” in which it did, I bought it and started playing.

    I quickly rose through the ranks mainly using a Vanguard but did unlock every weapon other than most of the Archer weapons (#Scroobe) when I reached rank 20, I started to watch some PC competitive players on YouTube and one player that caught my eye was Tempest Spook who was a Maul Main on PC. I picked the Maul up randomly and started to use it in Public games.

    Throughout this endeavour up until I reached rank 38 I didn’t meet anyone who I liked or enjoyed playing with until in a random Team Objective I receive a message from “RetractedBoot” who wished to duel me, I replied with “Let me finish this game then sure” . I finished the game then was invited to a LTS moor duel server.

    We fought and fought for what seemed like an hour, it all came down to the last round and the scores were 6-6. Unforunately I whiffed badly and lost the last round making it 7-6 to RetractedBoot whom I respect still. He messaged me and asked if I wanted to join a clan known as “FG” I agreed and met the leader “FG II Harold” which I made friends with immediately since all our conversations were just Chiv talk :P

    All through 360 Chivalry I rarely joined any party, it was rare for me to speak. Only on a momentous day for myself where I was just weirdly happy, I joined a party whom had Harold, RetractedBoot, FG II Cross and b00ger Knight".

    I was invited to a random LTS where now I know we were doing a kendo. The party was split in game into 2 teams. One with myself and FG II Harold then the next with RetractedBoot, b00ger Knight and FG II Cross. Throughout this game I aced the enemy team 4+ times using a Maul + my extremely bad connection ;)

    From that day, I was known as “The Maul King” since after that occasion, I decided to use the Maul as my main weapon.

    After that endeavour, there was really nothing much that happened. I still rarely ever joined the party’s anyone was in. I kept alone and listened to music until rank 46 where I ended my Chivalry career on 360.

    Then I heard a rumour of Xbox One Chivalry being released which then I did get as soon as it came out and started off again as a Maul Main. And to this day, I have never rage quit a game nor got mad to the point where I shout.

    For the rest of the story, read b00ger Knights.

    I am the one and only Maul main on Chivalry: Medieval Warfare - Xbox One version.


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