DISCIPLE ROAST METHOD (Tutorial)



  • My last cancerous gift for the console community ;>


    STEP ONE: Read the subject’s paragraph–fully. You don’t wanna make a comeback post without knowing what you are talking about.

    STEP TWO: Make a one to two sentance initiative

    Examples of step two: “BOI, You about to get roasted, Talking shit are we?, Time to get cut”.

    This step sets the tone. Funny and crude memes and youtube videos also qualify to serve as this step.

    STEP THREE: Seperate the quoted paragraph into chunks that you wanna roast, these splits are completely dependant on how you want to respond to each point.

    STEP FOUR: Respond to the quoted chunks that you organized.

    Roast each one briefly but clearly, lengthy responses will more than likely be skimmed instead of read fully by the subject.

    YOU MUST RESPOND TO EVERYTHING in the subject’s post. Don’t cherry pick, otherwise it appears as though you only read what worked for you–don’t do that.

    If you come across something that you agree with, briefly agree and then immediately after, play devil’s advocate to get back on track.

    Also, DO YOUR RESEARCH!

    STEP FIVE: KO punch. Close the roast with something inflammatory. Provide some shock factor; hit them where it hurts (This is the only time you should sound disingenuous, this is supposed to be an intellectual roasting)

    This step is basically the part where you get to type the very mean insult that you wanted to from the beginning. Now that you’ve tore their arguement in two, you can say whatever you want to say now.


    FORMAT

    Initiative
    (Meme)
    (Youtube link)
    (Screenshot)

    quote

    response

    quote

    response

    quote

    response

    KO PUNCH



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  • I do all my roasts and beefs in party chat. The silence which follows is oddly satisfying ^_^



  • @Blazed That’s the way it should be done but the issue with this is that most people don’t have the balls to trash talk you in party chat unless you are a random.

    Unfortunately there are some people that are snakes in the grass; they’ll have no problem shittalking on the forums, but will hush up in party chat.



  • @Hoplite-x-Viz

    Unfortunately there are some people that are snakes in the grass; they’ll have no problem shittalking on the forums, but will hush up in party chat.

    90% of console chivalry