Taunt suggestions



  • not sure if this has it’s own topic yet and if it does feel free to destroy this page but does anyone have any good ideas on new taunts?
    I want a very long nooooooooo for when enemies capture objectives



  • I had thought it would be cool to borrow a line from dawn of war, for when the masons lose an objective: “I will have someone´s head for this!”



  • 1: All the taunts from AoC.
    2: Apologise to person you just killed
    3: "I’d teabag you if the other slashing crusaders weren’t waiting in line to have a go at me!"
    4: “Mine!mine!mine!mine!” (Finding Nemo scene sound) (when capturing objectives such as bridge board)
    5: "Don’t be a wuss - Go for that objective!"
    6: "Oh, an entire team vs. me. How unfair. I guess I’ll have to fight left-handed!"
    7: Dancing with the medieval stars
    8: "Im right behind you, hehehehe"
    9: "IIIIIIIIIIIIINCOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIING (catapult fire)
    10: More random stuff
    11: Keep the voices as badass as they are in AoC



  • @dragonfury:

    1: All the taunts from AoC.
    2: Apologise to person you just killed
    3: "I’d teabag you if the other slashing crusaders weren’t waiting in line to have a go at me!"
    4: “Mine!mine!mine!mine!” (Finding Nemo scene sound) (when capturing objectives such as bridge board)
    5: "Don’t be a wuss - Go for that objective!"
    6: "Oh, an entire team vs. me. How unfair. I guess I’ll have to fight left-handed!"
    7: Dancing with the medieval stars
    8: "Im right behind you, hehehehe"
    9: "IIIIIIIIIIIIINCOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIING (catapult fire)
    10: More random stuff
    11: Keep the voices as badass as they are in AoC

    I love 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. and 6! oh and 11!



  • ZMkrk2MJYrg



  • 1. Good Day Sir, May I Introdude you to my Little Friend?

    2. You Call That Smashing A Skull?

    3. Swish and Thud, Music to My Ears

    4. When The Going Gets Tough, its Because I Arrived

    5. Your Mother Was A Hampster and You Father Smelt Like Elderberrys!

    6. I Am Iron Man!

    7. See Here, Peasant, I’ll Have None Of That!

    8. Hey Look Over There… Thats your Body

    9. Can You See up Your Own Crotch From Down There?

    10. For The Glory of My Axe In Your Face!



  • “You should stop gutting it out before i get upset and your guts come to paint the ground”.
    or
    "You have lot of guts to defy me, but I doubt that it lasts long after i made your body spit out all of them".



  • "you got brain matter on my cuirass…"
    black ops zombies german guy- “the blood, the GLORIOUS BLOOD!”
    “I like the way the red mist feels against my skin”

    sees catapult stone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91rPIq2mN4



  • "Ripe mouthed cur!"
    Also, any of the other insults from 1066 the Game.



  • @SlyGoat:

    ZMkrk2MJYrg

    Definitely a must



  • @Holy_Teal:

    “You should stop gutting it out before i get upset and your guts come to paint the ground”.
    or
    "You have lot of guts to defy me, but I doubt that it lasts long after i made your body spit out all of them".

    “You got guts kid, I hope I don’t trip in them”



  • 1. My Most Sincere Apologies! I Appear to Have Trodden Upon Your Spine.

    2. Ahh, Another Notch To My Blade

    3. When In Doubt, Hit It With My Hammer!

    4. Can You Make Less Mess Please? I Have to Polish This Armour You Know.

    5. You Got Blood On My Suit… Of Armour.

    6. No, Your Meant to Block With Your Shield, Not Your Face!

    7. You Keep Running Around Like That and Your Going to Stab Yourself In The Foot.

    8. Sorry! My hand Slipped, into Your Face, 7 Times.

    9. When In Doubt, Aim For The Crotch

    10. I’ll Rip Off Your Arm and Beat You to Death With the Bloody End!



  • Come on you an do better than that alex those taunts are weak.

    Ironclaw is taking a step in the right direction.

    Pluck Yew! Would be great for archers and funny for anyone aware of the myth.

    To borrow from Shakespeare.

    “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.”

    ‘Thy Father is a Gorbellied Codpiece!’

    “You speak an infinite deal of nothing”
    –----------------------------
    The great font of medieval fictional quotes. Monty

    YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!




  • can we have a celebrate button with an animation of some sort?
    also could there be a taunt which plays music bite like heart of courage chorus or requirem for a dream clinnt mansell (i’ll try find it on you-tube)

    EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYKUeZQbMF0&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE0UA8RREX4



  • THOU ART MAD ?



  • meh either that or heavy metal :D



  • 1. It’s only a flesh wound! (When seriously injured)

    2. THIS! IS! AGATHA! (Agatha knights kick)

    3. Dance with the Devil in hell for me! (When killing someone who put up a good fight)

    4. Your armor’s on backwards. How will you survive when you flee?

    5. For Honor and Glory! (Agatha charge)

    6. You know what they say about men with big swords? (When facing down a claymore)

    7. That head will look good in my house! (Mason decapitates opponent)

    8. Tremble for thy widows!

    9. Kneel before my wrath!

    10. Good morning! (Agatha decapitation)

    11. Sorry, I missed my apple. (Long-distance headshot with a bow)

    12. Squish! Hahahahaha! (Mason bashing Agatha head in with mace or warhammer)



  • Falcooooooooonnn…. Player is autosweaponwitched to fist
    When player kills target with fists PUUUUUUNCH!

    Only accessible when player is outnumbered Your numbers don’t matter to ME! SPARTAAAAAA!

    You’re going to need more people to bring me down!

    Slash more, your wife is my whore, doing her is a chore, I’ll bash your head with a door, do a mighty roar, killing those slashers by the hordes, after all, THIS IS WAR!

    Ninja’d! After stabbing somebody while in mid-air

    I’m right behind you… hehehehe (From Starlancer)

    Be afraid!

    Are you as thick as that armor you’re wearing?

    In this resort, you don’t get cucumber slices over your eyes. You get KNEECAPS!

    Can I borrow your head for a moment?

    After decapping an opponent Don’t worry, you lost nothing of value.

    I’d rip your spine out if you had one!

    WEAAAAAAAAK!

    If my teammates are too afraid of negative k/d’s, I’ll just SOLO that objective!

    My grandma could put up more of a fight then you!

    How’s it feel to be on bottom now Evil laugh



  • IT BURNS! (of course)

    I also liked the old NOOOOOOOOOOOO! that was in the previous version of aoc. it just sounded good when an objective was lost, or when a buddy dies and someone screams NOOOOOOOO!



  • 1. You Know Nothing of War!

    2. I Was Born To This, You Were Born To Scrub Floors!

    3. Have At Thee Foul Knave!

    4. None May Stand In My Way!

    5. Onwards! For Honor And Glory!

    6. War? You Call This War? This Is Nothing But A Fortaste Of What I Shall Give You!

    7. Down You Filthy Cur!

    8. Tonight I Dine Victorious In Your Great Hall!

    9. Be With Me This Day Mighty Axe, That I May Cleave Them In Twain!

    10. Death Before Dishonor? I Shall Dishonor You In Death!