Squishy Organism [AU Guild]
Hello there, young Organism. Before continuing on your journey, you must ask something of yourself; “Do I have what it takes to be the ultimate in most everything you set out for and strive to do (play Chivalry)? Do I have the INNER FLUIDS to decimate my foes on the field of battle and paint the castle walls red with their blood and fragments of cranial matter? Can I truly call myself The squishiest Organism in this time of war and despotism?”
No, but for serious. If you think you have what it takes, then this guild is for you. Not so fast, though! First, you must acquaint yourself with the rules. I know this may sound tedious and boring, but I’ll try to explain them as best I can without causing you to neck yourself.
1. You do not talk about Squishy Organism
2. No dumbsluttery (don’t do or say anything of or pertaining to the act of being a dumbslut)
3. No douchebaggery (don’t act like a massive berk towards members of the guild)
4. Be chivalrous [(see what I did there?) no but for serious, don’t publicly dishonour the guild with acts of a vile or obscene nature]
5. Don’t teamkill or do other retarded shit with the intention of pissing people off
6. Have supermegashittonnes of fun (unless this includes teamkilling and doing retarded shit)
HOW TO JOIN
In order to join, it is recommended that you are both a) living in the Oceanic region, and b) not a preb.
If you are interested in joining the guild or making an enquiry about it, please message either Matti or Moshi on steam. the group page is: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/squishyorganism
THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT US
- The current leaders and founders are Matti (http://steamcommunity.com/id/mrowl12) and Moshi (http://steamcommunity.com/id/MoshiMarlo)
- We are based in Australia (so we tend to populate Oceanic servers)
- We are willing to accept as many new members as possible to further grow our community
- We enjoy dismemberment and decapitation
In brightest day, in blackest night, no prebs shall escape my sight! Let those who worship teamkillers’ might, beware my power, Squishy’s light!
Okay guise, good job. At present we have 7 members and we are still growing, so invite your friends and hopefully we can be added to the active clan list someday!
Still waiting on that active clan listing, Torn Banner. Pls.
EDIT: Thanks :)