A TALE OF FEUDAL TIMES



  • Warning: Braincell -1

    AT THE END OF THE WORLD WE CALL COMPETITIVE CHIVALRY, A GREAT BATTLE WORTHY OF SONG OCCURED…

    A SERPENT ROSE FROM THE DEEP GRASS, AND DEVOURED EVERYBODY IN THE RUINED KINGDOM OF GIT GUD…

    THE DISCIPLE WASN’T HAVING THAT SHIT AND SAID:
    “YOU IS WEAK DOG, I PRITHEE RETURN TO THINE GRASS!”

    THE DISCIPLE AND THE SERPENT HAD A FINAL BATTLE ON TOP OF C4KES MAUL…

    “HALT!”

    THE HOLY ADMIN CAME DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS, AND SMIGHTETH THE GREAT SERPENT WITH THINE HAMMER OF RIGHTEOUSNESS…

    LOOKING AT THE SERPENT’S DESTROYED CORPSE, THE DISCIPLE LET OUT A GLORIOUS CRY:

    “GET REKT!”

    THE SPIRITS OF HITTRADE, BENNIE, AND OTHERS REPLIED FROM THE HEAVENS"

    “KEKUS MAXIMUS”

    The End.



  • @Hoplite-x-Viz said in A TALE OF FEUDAL TIMES:

    Warning: Braincell -1

    AT THE END OF THE WORLD WE CALL COMPETITIVE CHIVALRY, A GREAT BATTLE WORTHY OF SONG OCCURED…

    A SERPENT ROSE FROM THE DEEP GRASS, AND DEVOURED EVERYBODY IN THE RUINED KINGDOM OF GIT GUD…

    THE DISCIPLE WASN’T HAVING THAT SHIT AND SAID:
    “YOU IS WEAK DOG, I PRITHEE RETURN TO THINE GRASS!”

    THE DISCIPLE AND THE SERPENT HAD A FINAL BATTLE ON TOP OF C4KES MAUL…

    “HALT!”

    THE HOLY ADMIN CAME DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS, AND SMIGHTETH THE GREAT SERPENT WITH THINE HAMMER OF RIGHTEOUSNESS…

    LOOKING AT THE SERPENT’S DESTROYED CORPSE, THE DISCIPLE LET OUT A GLORIOUS CRY:

    “GET REKT!”

    THE SPIRITS OF HITTRADE, BENNIE, AND OTHERS REPLIED FROM THE HEAVENS"

    “KEKUS MAXIMUS”

    The End.

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