Dire Straits - The F10 movement



  • 7:08 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: Do we get the old classic features like…
    7:08 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: ALT-TAB TO CRASH?
    7:08 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: OR F10 FOR [SO AND SO]
    7:08 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: heh, alt-tab does not crash
    7:08 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: i alt-tab all the time
    7:08 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: You should leave it in.
    7:08 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: That way.
    7:08 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: No one can leave.
    7:09 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: haha
    7:09 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: Torn Banner Studios Hallmark: YOU CAN’T LEAVE OUR GAMES EVEN IF YOU WANTED TO.
    7:09 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: f10 has been moved to left click as a punishment
    7:09 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: lol nah there is no button to exit as far as im aware, just the usual alt+f4
    7:10 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: Add it in you whore!
    7:10 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: For nostalgic purposes.
    7:10 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: IF we did, I’d have to make sure a confirmation screen is in :P
    7:10 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: What the fuck.
    7:10 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: No.
    7:11 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: One does not simply warn about F10.
    7:11 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: To stop you abusers tricking everyone!
    7:11 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: And this time
    7:11 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: if people fall for the f10 for crosshairs
    7:11 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: they are clearly blind
    7:12 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: What the fuck.
    7:12 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: No.
    7:12 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: You gotta keep in F10.
    7:12 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: or F8.
    7:12 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: We will keep the F8
    7:12 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: 5 minutes of silence for F10.
    7:13 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: Until that person who pressed it comes back.
    7:15 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: So, uhh.
    7:16 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: How many people do I have to get to sign a petition for you guys to keep F10 in?
    7:16 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: Hmm
    7:17 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: How many friends do you have?
    7:17 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: OVER 9000!
    7:17 PM - RK | Blaine [Chiv-Dev]: Over 10,000 then
    7:17 PM - Vq.| Satoshi: WHAT THE FUCK.

    tl;dr: They’re taking F10 out. We want them to know we want to keep it! We need to band together!



  • must retain troll D: also need explode not just suicide!



  • BRING BACK F10! Dare I say I’ll threaten not to buy the game if there’s no F10=Quit? I think YES!





  • I am apposed to this because I want to anger satoshi



  • Just you guys wait, those 1000+ victims of F10 will soon fix this poll!



  • Removing f10!? How dare you! How else am I supposed to get crosshairs?

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  • Note: If this fails I’m handing out pitchforks and torches. While supplies last.



  • vote yes for pics :D

    rofl.



  • We must not stop until we are able to trick every Chivalry n00b with the F10 For crosshairs!



  • Vote Yes. The Great Tailon has spoken !



  • Voting No because I got tricked into doing it once :(
    …Although the funny thing is F10 will never make it back into the game if I don’t code it back in.
    muahahaha I feel powerful. :king:



  • @b3h47pte:

    Voting No because I got tricked into doing it once :(
    …Although the funny thing is F10 will never make it back into the game if I don’t code it back in.
    muahahaha I feel powerful. :king:

    This is probably propaganda! Blaine talked you into this! :(



  • I can’t not support f10 trolling. It is a great welcome to new players! :D



  • @b3h47pte:

    Voting No because I got tricked into doing it once :(
    …Although the funny thing is F10 will never make it back into the game if I don’t code it back in.
    muahahaha I feel powerful. :king:

    Part 2 of the plan! Operation: GUILT TRIP.



  • @Satoshi:

    Part 2 of the plan! Operation: GUILT TRIP.

    Roger that, commencing GUILT run…



  • @Albastard:

    This man warned! So should F10!





  • Burn.


  • Developer

    Function keys are lame. The “quit dying” cheat code we put in is awesome though. It’s how you turn on god mode.


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