SHU CLAN KINGDOM ($HU) What SHU gonna do?



  • CURRENT SCRIM RECORD 18-0
    R.I.P Original $Hu Swag
    CONTACT FOR SCRIMS ADD HERE : http://steamcommunity.com/id/bunggoo
    To Apply for Membership(Looking for archers) : http://steamcommunity.com/id/bunggoo
    STEAM GROUP: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/SHUCLANKINGDOM

    Pwning noobs since 2007 Shu Clan Kingdom has been the forefront of the E-SPORTS movement. Pwning™ in such games as…Super Street Fighter 4(Capcom™) Street Fighter 2 Turbo(Capcom™) Left4Dead(Valve™) Left 4 Dead 2(Valve™) Tetris(Nintendo™) Team Fortress 2(Valve™) Halo(XBOX™) Halo 2(XBOX™) Chivalry Medieval Warfare(Torn Banner™) AngryBirds(iphone™) Warcraft 3(Blizzard™) Starcraft 2(Blizzard™) Where-ever there is competition Shu clan is there to own noobs with our superior skill and knowledge of game design. (We are all ex-game designers :) )

    Who are we?!

    Shu clan has strict requirements to potential team mates. Hence why we are a elite select few here are just some of the obstacles a noob will have to climb(excuse the pun rofl) to join Shu.

    1.Able to do 100 pushups in 30 seconds.
    2.Certified Katana Master(Sensei-itawari)
    3.Real life Combat Experience(We are all ex soldiers and have killed men)
    4.Over 100 IQ(need to provide proper documentation)
    5.Reaction speed of 10ms(we will test you)
    6.Must be male we dont accept females because they cannot play as well as men.

    That being said…who are these people that fit the bill!?


    **Zhao Yun
    Leader, Ex-Professional Bodybuilder, MMA fighter, Katana Swordsman, Practicing Aikido master. Dabbles in BJJ. Real life experience commanding millitary post. Once wrote a book on strategy

    Ingame Credentials: Master Duelist, Legendary Polearm User, Swords Grandmaster.Master MAA player. Dangerous on archer.

    Dislikes: Shields, Halberds, Warbow users, and people not skilled enough to challenge him.


    Porn Guy formally known as Ass Fucker

    Field General: Ex-Vietnam War vet, has killed over 50 men. Used to be a pornography star. Well Hung, charismatic. Has studied the Arts of War. Real life Dagger and Tomahawk master. Currently training to become proficient in the Katana. Violin player and Chocolate Milk connosieur in real life.

    Ingame Credentials: Master Duelist, Unmatched MAA player, Master Crossbowman, Dangerous on Knight and Vanguard. Strategies never fail.

    Dislikes: White Milk


    **Dragon
    Warrior in a past life, Holds the clan record for most Goats Lifted(220lbs 4 goats). Has a wall where he keeps his weapons. Thinks he is a dragon IRL. Once spent a night in prison for accidentally transforming into a dragon and injuring a person on a train.

    Ingame Credentials: Has never lost with the Grand Mace(Neverguess TM) because he is a master of it. The Clan’s Official Knight. Warrior. New Recruit Trainer.

    Dislikes: Dragon Dildo jokes

    **Lu Bu
    Just got back from Combat in the Middle East where he has saved the lives of many civilians and slain terrorists. MMA Fighter. Black Belt in all forms of Martial Arts. Travels the world looking for skilled opponents. Has never lost a real life fight. He is in peak physical condition and is capable of benchpressing 600lbs.

    Ingame Credentials: Master Duelist, Journeyman MAA. Has only had the game for 2 weeks and is already better than 90% of the player base. Potential monster in the making. Look out!

    Dislikes: This shitty game. Weak people


    **Phr00t

    HE WILL HEADSHOT YOU. REAL LIFE ARMY MARKSMAN********



  • hey guys its me lu bu here. just posting to say whats up guys. me and shu clan teamed up and entered the frey 2day :P we won 2 scrims so far. one against a french clan (forgot name lol….) and then we fought some other clan which i also forgot the name for no problem though we won both of them like 5-0 pretty much wasnt even a challange… cant wait to fight some of the top dogs in the chiv competitve sceen later i think most of the clans here are two scared to fight us… if anyone has the balls too fight us come on and post here and give us a thread post or message to the leader who is zaoh yun u can get him on steam or facebook lol.



  • two*



  • Glad to see the famous warriors of the world come together.



  • I think I had a stroke when I saw this post….



  • hey guys im glad i could be hear tonight



  • @Zha0YuN3kATANa:

    Shu clan has strict requirements to potential team mates. Hence why we are a elite select few here are just some of the obstacles a noob will have to climb(excuse the pun rofl) to join Shu.

    1.Able to do 100 pushups in 30 seconds.
    2.Certified Katana Master(Sensei-itawari)
    3.Real life Combat Experience(We are all ex soldiers and have killed men)
    4.Over 100 IQ(need to provide proper documentation)
    5.Reaction speed of 10ms(we will test you)
    6.Must be male we dont accept females because they cannot play as well as men.

    Oh me oh my… This is one awesome clan. To be able to find those who has such requirements… I’m amazed… It’s a pity I don’t have a penis :<

    Lol xD Great post (and pictures) by the way :P



  • We help train noobies apply now.



  • I met some of these players recently on a pubby server. If your into clans I’d suggest you ask them for a tryout etc. The ones I met were nearly my equal in battle. :), although my elite team of noobs
    on that pubby were not interested in protecting the wooden platform in king of the hill but simply running away or killing each other hehe. stacked pubby games what fun.

    Kimiko wrote:
    "Oh me oh my… This is one awesome clan. To be able to find those who has such requirements… I’m amazed… It’s a pity I don’t have a penis :< "

    Moosed interesting =p



  • Oh god… not the moose again!! >.>



  • I did a press up in just 4 mins today ! ,my best time so far plus I have real life combat experience
    running away very fast in the other direction :)

    Kimiko wrote:
    “oh god… not the moose again!! >.>”

    I bet thats not the first time you’ve said that =p



  • @loin:

    Kimiko wrote:
    “oh god… not the moose again!! >.>”

    I bet thats not the first time you’ve said that =p

    I don’t usually use this smiley face, but … O_o



  • @ReMixx:

    @loin:

    Kimiko wrote:
    “oh god… not the moose again!! >.>”

    I bet thats not the first time you’ve said that =p

    I don’t usually use this smiley face, but … O_o

    I am in agreement here with ReMixx… For once… o.O



  • good job SHU clans lets kepe bringing the SHU!



  • Sorry about last night everyone, it will not happen again.



  • you guys still recruiting? I’m interested to join.



  • ye but ur goign 2 have 2 go thru the trial of the ninth draggon if u still wanna join……



  • @LuBu:

    ye but ur goign 2 have 2 go thru the trial of the ninth draggon if u still wanna join……

    uhm ok what’s the trial?



  • u already failed



  • hey just got home from a yu gi oh tournament lol…. apparntly my little bro played 4 me in our scrim agaenst vq lol… wtf…


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