Malric Buffs



  • I have a few ideas (and would like to hear yours) about what Malric should get as a buff when you fight him.

    Dual Wield Zwiehanders

    Flying

    Summon Skeletons

    Fire Breath

    The ability to freeze opponents in place

    Teleportation



  • He can shoot fear from his elbows.

    He has Mauls for legs.

    He can control minds, causing enemies to fall on their swords.

    Shoots arrows out of eyes.

    He has 17 Arms, All of them holding either a Zweihander or a flail.

    His Zweihanders are attached to poles.

    He can open the earth, causing his foes to fall to their doom.

    He rides a flaming demonic unicorn, by the name of Harold.

    He can walk on water (and fire)

    If you add all these buffs to him he might be able to fight a halberd. Thanks for your time.



  • @Prof.Wubba:

    He has Mauls for legs.

    This this this!!!



  • his arms are Zweihanders and they are holding Zweihanders!



  • No matter how much you buff Malric, he’s just simply not good enough to take on the might of the Agathians.



  • @Martin:

    No matter how much you buff Malric, he’s just simply not good enough to take on the might of the Agathians.

    The Agathians simply cause their enemies to fall to dust by looking in their general direction.



  • Funny, I see you made a joke. That Agathian king is quite the pansy. Have you seen Citadel? Our castle > Your castle. Plus our voice acting is more intimidating.



  • @Slaughtervomit:

    @Prof.Wubba:

    He has Mauls for legs.

    This this this!!!

    I laughed when I saw that too.



  • Meowric has retractile claws. And 9 lifes (7 if its played by a german, greek, italian or spanish player. Only 6 if the player is turkish.).



  • On a more serious note malric is actually easy to kill. Its dark and its a hard place to defend unlike stoneshill.

    So he needs mauls for legs and zweihanders for arms holding halberds.

    Or a bit more health and a bit more light in that area.



  • @lemonater47:

    On a more serious note malric is actually easy to kill. Its dark and its a hard place to defend unlike stoneshill.

    So he needs mauls for legs and zweihanders for arms holding halberds.

    Or a bit more health and a bit more light in that area.

    I agree with the second proposal… The first one just feels like insta-death :D



  • @Prof.Wubba:

    …That Agathian king is quite the pansy… Plus our voice acting is more intimidating…

    True; Agathian voice acting is bordering on effeminate!



  • @Reginhard:

    @Prof.Wubba:

    …That Agathian king is quite the pansy… Plus our voice acting is more intimidating…

    True; Agathian voice acting is bordering on effeminate!

    Well, they’re nobles, right? As in, all medieval knights and warriors were nobles’ sons, or semi-nobles (rich peasants). They’re supposed to sound stuck up and snobby :P



  • Give him a jetpack

    After losing half his health summons a dragon made from the broken and crushed dreams of peasants

    Make him 10 feet tall

    Give him Halberd Flails, these would be flails with halberds attached to the chains.

    If he dies, his vengeful soul possesses the one who killed him, he becomes the new Malric.

    Any attempt to block his attacks with a shield will result in the shield-wielder exploding.



  • List of Malric Buffs:

    • can raise demon kittens from enemy corpses
    • has 4 heads and 14 legs
    • each head is a zwiehander
    • has a banhammer
    • has 24 arms and 12 slings
    • can seduce enemy plays and sexify them
    • lifts
    • can fly a plane


  • Malric simply walks into mordor.

    Malric has YOLO engraved on his sword and Swag hammer.



  • @MrRedshark:

    a dragon made from the broken and crushed dreams of peasants.

    THIS


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