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  • You guys should design and sell a workout tool that monitors a user’s physical information and interfaces with your game. =)

    You could measure electrical signals during workouts in muscle groups to get an accurate representation of a person’s strength. This, along with entered height, body weight, body fat percentage, resting heart rate, etc. would make the “battlefield” much more interesting! Ima crush you, boy!!

    This would also make people workout even harder if they knew it would decrease their two-handed swing time.

    Just something to think about! :D :D

    Happy Friday



  • Yes, because after a long hard day of work I like to wind down with a top of the line work out so I can play Chivalry at normal level.



  • I love it. Even better, you could also bundle the physical copies of the game with little steroid starter sets and start a little subscription revenue! Oh, the profits! :o



  • I wanna be able to play the game with my testicles and my femur.



  • Obligatory.

    Dost thou even hoist, brother?



  • @ReMixx:

    Obligatory.

    Dost thou even hoist, brother?

    The fact that it took the entirety of this board more than 24hours to bring that up fills me with shame. :D



  • @carrion:

    @ReMixx:

    Obligatory.

    Dost thou even hoist, brother?

    The fact that it took the entirety of this board more than 24hours to bring that up fills me with shame. :D

    My bad. Didn’t get to the post sooner.



  • You’d have a bunch of people not even able to lift their weapons let alone swing them with any kind of force…

    I’d still use the maul.



  • Chivalry: Kinect/Move Edition anyone? :P



  • As ridiculous as this is, it would be a huge innovation in gameplay, also it provides a good kick to the throats of the people who claim video games are bad for your health (which they most certainly can be is not done in moderation). Not even kidding.



  • Indeed! I, of course, think it would be great! Besides, you don’t need to lift a huge warhammer to be an effective killer! Fret not, non-hoisters!
    :D

    I gotta do some more pushups - that freakin warhammer is tiring!

    Since I’m an aspiring personal trainer I think it would be funny AND awesome to have something like “Specialist in Gaming Fitness” on my business cards. XD
    Want to use that maul more effectively? Hit that tire with this here sledge hammer!

    It will happen. One day. One day.


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