Serious Business



  • Have to admit I lolled at the zweiberd and mail flail.

    How about a piggyback archer, who shoots at anyone near? (friend or foe)

    Also a Vangberd? This is a halberd with a Vanguard on the end, holding a halberd…



  • @BobT36:

    How about a piggyback archer, who shoots at anyone near? (friend or foe)

    Also a Vangberd? This is a halberd with a Vanguard on the end, holding a halberd…

    These are both fantastic suggestions. I’m glad to see someone with brains and good ideas is moderating these forums. I’m also glad to see you’re taking these concepts seriously. TB should add Javistocks. These are Brandistocks but thrown like javelins. Archer can put them in his mouth, building pressure, and launching them at his enemies at velocities exceeding 150 kph. I think the piggyback archer should have 6 arms, each with a sling. And what if the Vanberd is dual wielding halberds and has a maul for a body?



  • @Metrocop:

    You lost me at 5

    I’m surprised you made it past 3.



  • To fix that annoying missing siege Ongar on LTS nonsense; replace the ammo box with a toolbox and fix it so players can cut down trees and build their own.



  • While we’re discussing incredibly crucial additions to Chivalry…

    Along with the Zweiberd, we also need

    THE DREIHANDER

    !

    I honestly don’t know what the devs were thinking adding silly things like FLAILS and POLEHAMMERS when they were missing such a crux of medieval weaponry from day one.



  • A failed attempt at being funny. Jokes would be good if they didn’t involve the imagination of a 5 year-old.



  • I’m still laughing imagining a fish on fire running around with a zweiberd on his back screaming FALCON PUNCH. And then explodes after hitting an anti-move barrier.



  • @lemonater47:

    I’m still laughing imagining a fish on fire running around with a zweiberd on his back screaming FALCON PUNCH. And then explodes after hitting an anti-move barrier.

    Second time around and I’m laughing again; seems that my five year old self is still alive and kicking, praise God.



  • @havz0r:

    A failed attempt at being funny. Jokes would be good if they didn’t involve the imagination of a 5 year-old.

    If you don’t like it, gtfo, we’re all enjoying ourselves and loling. Didn’t your mother ever tell you if you’ve got nothing nice to say, then get back in the basement?

    @lemonater47:

    I’m still laughing imagining a fish on fire running around with a zweiberd on his back screaming FALCON PUNCH. And then explodes after hitting an anti-move barrier.

    Or an MMA barrel-rolling away from a tactical trebuchet barrage, then getting fucked up by a triple-headed maul flail.



  • M’Kay.

    XD



  • Maulfail and no Slaughtervomit? :?



  • @ReMixx:

    Maulfail and no Slaughtervomit? :?

    I just woke up… I’m here… I fully support the idea for a triple headed maul flail (of course)…

    I also think polehammers should be like really long mauls so I can sprint attack and 1 shot most classes as they explode into a red cloud of guts and blood.



  • A polehammer with a grenade as a head. When you hit someone it explodes and paints the whole area red



  • I’m wanting a triple headed Slaughtervomit Maul Flail



  • Aha, so the thread lives. My ideas must be getting through to some people. Anyone think they should add Javistocks, Maul bows or Velociraptors? I have made an art of my Archer buff concept:

    ! [attachment=0:2tlgyzg3]untitled.JPG[/attachment:2tlgyzg3]



  • Brilliant concept art, and I fully support Javistocks.

    Hire this guy!



  • @BobT36:

    Brilliant concept art, and I fully support Javistocks.

    Hire this guy!

    I appreciate the feedback. I may need someone to playtest drivable catapults that shoot dead peasants.



  • Hahaha, they should implement these things in a mod for the game xD Epic-mode bitches



  • @Oy:

    @BobT36:

    Brilliant concept art, and I fully support Javistocks.

    Hire this guy!

    I appreciate the feedback. I may need someone to playtest drivable catapults that shoot dead peasants.

    Or (zombie) peasants throwing catapults with cows equipped with a milkmachine, extracting the petrochemicals (of course they don’t produce milk, what did you think…) at high pressure and igniting it with their spark-creating firestone* teeth!

    *dunno the english word, this is literally translated from dutch :?



  • Help I’m on a come-down viewtopic.php?f=84&t=8454&start=20#p81999 more funnies PLEASE!


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