Nicknames for Weapons
I noticed I was starting to give nicknames to many of the weapons in this game, in my head as well as in conversations with my buddies. So, I’d like to share them with you and I’m also curious if and which names you have for your tools of death.
From the top of my head:
Zweihänder: The Great Equalizer / Hedge Trimmer
Double Axe: Fly Swatter
Grand Mace: Baseball Bat
Poleaxe: Swiss Army Knife
Cudgel: Walking Stick
Messer: The Guillotine
Any Dagger: Kitchen Knife
Morning Star: Lollipop
Maul: The Mjölnir / The Doomhammer / The Slow-Mo
Warhammer: The One Hand Mjölnir / The Knightslayer / Can Opener
Dane Axe: One Hand Halberd
Flanged Mace: Skullcrusher / Facehugger / Helmet-Hunter
Sword Of War: How does this need a nickname? Its a Sword. Of >>War<<.
Spear: Threading Needle
Halberd: Death on a Stick / Sweep ‘n’ Stab
Hatchet: The Woodchuck
Tower Shield: Walking Door
Flame Pots: Frags / Fireballs / Candlelights / Knight’s Aftershave
Smoke Pots: The Dramatic Entrance / The Darkwing-Ducks / Archer-X
Longsword: The Classic
Broad Dagger: Shovel
Falchion: Butcher’s Knive
Norse Sword: The Where Did It Go?
Hunting Knive: The Cruel Joke
The Holy Water Sprinkler: The Pine Cone / The Slapping Cactus
The Fork: Poking Stick
Torch: Cigarette Lighter
Fists: The Bitchslap / Trolling Mode / The Rocky Balboa / The Dual Mace / The Helping Hand / Man’s Best Friend / The Peasantstomper / The Ducking Trainer / The Paintrain / Tons of other lame pun names
Fists with Vanguard Charge:
I have dubbed my faithful Pole Axe, Azzagoth!
Dost thou writhe in jealousy?
I always thought of my halberd as the Broom of Doom, back when I had a strict axethetics-policy.
Due to how slow the stab looks in first person, it looked like my character was pushing with very little force…. Or sweeping.
My brief run of beta berding renamed it the Golfer Glory.
My Hatchet has been the Wand of Destruction (Due to explosive hatchet headstabs.)
My Fists have been Meatsticks.
My War axe, in my flying foot era was named “Womanizinazer” for my hobby of crouching lookdown overheads with it after a jumpkick. Referential to the removal of anything they had down there, and the replacement of it with an axe shaped hole.
My Dane axe has always been my Psycho-Stick… (Due to its alt Overhead… Looking Psychotic due to its speed and rhythm.)
My foot is used with Flying Foot Walrus Style, in true Walrus Style.
At least you didn’t make fun of my beloved Broad Sword!
Shortbow = Doom of Mosquitos
Longbow = Paper arrow thrower
Warbow = Wooden torpedo launcher
I call my maul Huvud Kross :)
I’ve taking a liking to calling my falchion “Chop chop”, my dane axe “Headsplitter”, my maul “Painbringer” and my spear I’ve named “>Implying”
Grand mace = Love truncheon
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I call my maul “The Bulldog”.
Because I yell at my friends in mumble “You just got mauled by THE BULLDOG!”.