I really, really enjoyed this map. Mark my words, it’s bound to become an official competitive LTS map.
I got some footage of playing a few rounds in it, as well as the rubber banding bug, which didn’t bother me too much because it’s got its moments of hilarity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNdIYigj0Hk
Footage from before this lava well was added.

Thou seemeth vexed. 8-)

I’m sure if you fought a real ninja, 1 shuriken would kill you.

Wrong. Shuriken are distraction weapons, just barely able to incapacitate a limb. They are meant to buy seconds of free movement, whether closing in or getting into a better position.
@wikipedia:

Shuriken were primarily used to cause either nuisance or distraction. Targets were primarily the eyes, face, hands, or feet—the areas most exposed under armor.

I’m sure if you fought a real knight, parrying his poleaxe might break your arm.

Wrong again. There’s a difference between parrying (the redirection of a swing) and a full on block (the attempt to stop it with one’s own weapon).

I’m sure if you fought a real spartan, you’d die when he stabbed your mouth.

Congratulations, you can identify a real-life death scenario, but still completely miss the gist of my point. When I tell you that a real ninja will be just as annoying to fight as the DW one, I’m saying that DW took and applied the characteristics of the class from reality well. The ninja approach to combat is always an indirect one involving tricks, like stars, poison darts, and caltrops.

I’m sure if you fought a real viking, he wouldn’t toss a shield like Captain America.

He could if he wanted to.

When will people learn that Chivalry does not equal realism for gameplay reasons?

People have learned, you just need to be able to understand what they’re saying.

Know your enemy.

@magilla:

@WarCrab:

@Flippy:

What the fuck are you on about? What am I arguing?

Oh, my bad. If you aren’t arguing anything then we’re all find and dandy. On with your day boy.

i’ll argue that the ninja is a total diddler and should be edited not because of its strength as a class, but because of its annoyance when you are combating it

I’m sure if you ever fought a real ninja, his diddliness would not be much different.

@WarCrab:

@buddhatron:

@WarCrab:

Don’t act coy with me.

Come back when Ninjas start consistently filling the top slots on the scoreboard, and aren’t 3rd place in total world kills on the leaderboards.

Basically, come back when you have an actual argument and not a picture of you pubstomping.

Unnecessary aggressive tone is unnecessary.

Sorry, but that’s me being cool and collected.

! You suck at it.

@WarCrab:

Don’t act coy with me.

Come back when Ninjas start consistently filling the top slots on the scoreboard, and aren’t 3rd place in total world kills on the leaderboards.

Basically, come back when you have an actual argument and not a picture of you pubstomping.

Unnecessary aggressive tone is unnecessary.

Let’s… not pay any more attention to that asinine attempt at sounding edgy and keep on topic.

I’m glad dragging isn’t a thing anymore. Are there plans to implement this in vanilla Chiv (unless it’s already been done and I’m out of the loop)? That ridiculous 180-behind-the-back-looking-up swing is getting tiresome to watch.

Hahah nah, don’t get that show out here in the Bahamas. 8-)

New vidya.

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@Ready:

I’m not to keen on the idea because this is a skill based game and the only way to dispatch hordes of weak NPC’s swarming you is mindless LMB spam. No requirement for timing, footwork, reflexes or any other pvp skills, just grab your zwei and spam that lmb

Why are you even worried about this? A zombie game mode won’t replace vanilla multiplayer. Timing, footwork, reflexes, and pvp skills aren’t going anywhere. This is an idea to be played on the side, not overtop of everything.

@Kimiko:

Haha that was funny… But that font… Ow, hurts my eyes - so hard to read!

Hahah, 'preciated Kim. And I totally agree X[, but it couldn’t be helped. People actually suffered that unintelligible but totally regal typeface back in way back when.

@Footbeard:

The height of 2 men! The weight of 4! The strength of sixteen!!
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Bhahahah, you didn’t make that intro, did you? Mad props if you did! Regular props only just for including it.