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    Chorpyc

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    • RE: Racial slurs: Why you should speak up.

      Vote kick. :?

      (true) Racists are boners. Here are some tutorials on language(below). If someone is really a racist, just kinda shut them down and feel bad for them. Cause they legitimately think they’re better than someone just because of their ancestry, we’re not playing Age of Empires IRL. Otherwise everyone would pick Spanish.

      NSFW

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdtHZ_6oz9Q

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NAUgCm-3Tc

      (untrue) racism is when you have a mexican friend, and you’re horsing around and you’re like “AW YOU DIRTY FUCKING MEXICAN!” but that’s only if they’re ok with it, gotta get to know a black person pretty well to be able to call them an n word jim. Dig, turkeys? Even then it shouldn’t be a regular occurrence or maybe you are racist; perhaps in need of a vocabulary upgrade even. :o

      And in my personal experience I’ve only had two black friends outside the internet (suburban white 'MURICAAA) with that I felt comfortable being full blown racist with, and that’s only because they drew first blood. There’s hardly a situation where racism is appropriate. (Even though I personally see it as a way to comically hold onto our heritage, and subtlety remind ourselves of past flaws.)

      In conclusion, if your racism isn’t fun for the receiving party then it is actually racism. And you’re a cunt. (Keep your racism positive and playful, sires.) /2cents ;)

      BTW KILL WHITEY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKN6JJYIWWY

      posted in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare (PC/Mac/Linux)
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    • Minnesota Rennaissance Festival

      Anyone else going this year? I know I can’t wait to get my turkey leg on.

      Also my “wenches want me” shirt will actually be appropriate!

      PS if torn banner wants me to whore out their game for them I don’t mind a free t shirt.

      posted in Off Topic
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    • RE: No more balance changes or listening to clannies

      One trick pony checking in. Maul, broadsword, fisticuffs, 3rd person, and shout diplomacy.

      My steam friends list is also mainly chivalry players… Who hardly play any more.

      I use alt swings in conjunction with regular swings, and will continue to do so because it SHOULD stimulate change if it`s a problem.

      Honestly, I can’t provide constructive feedback any more cause I just get sick of playing this game after a round or two. ( Never really gave feedback, really. I suck. )

      You know when you’re standing outside and it feels like its gonna rain to relieve some of the heat, but instead it just gets muggy and more miserable? Well I may be a bit of a drama queen but I hope it rains real soon, or Im turning on the AC and never going outside again. (Kidding, its impossible to give up on this game for me. Butt I know that those less patient would have no problem shelving this game and advising against it to their bro guys.)

      Love this game, hope it works out, and I`m gonna keep randomly playing it once or twice a week to try and rekindle the sexy times flame. It used to be a fire fit for burning 8 hour chivalry binges, now it just feels like my dothog has gone limp. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

      Believe in TBS, cause who’s gonna wanna make a polished game for a bunch of ungrateful quitters.

      I’d pray to a god, but the TBS desk jockeys will have to do. BTW if you need human sacrifice I got a guy, holla. Souls nonrefundable, all sales final at time of purchase, and the voices DO NOT go away.

      This post isn’t worth reading if you scrolled down already. Wise choice, compadre. Who needs a drink?

      posted in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare (PC/Mac/Linux)
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    • RE: Who remembers CAL O, I, and P

      Good thing there’s no breathalyzer for the forum.

      Mason knight taunt
      Mason knight taunt
      Mason knight sorry
      Mason knight laugh
      Mason knight kill the archers, kill the archers, kill the archers.

      Agatha knight laugh
      Overhand maul head smooshed
      Kill those archers lol

      Make haiku’s responsibly.

      posted in Competitive Talk
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    • Who remembers CAL O, I, and P

      Sooooo I don’t compete or really know double u tee EF goes on in your “league”. Other than lack of perspective switching. So why isn’t other cal style ladders like

      Chiv O = Both 3rd and 1st person, doesn’t matter if you’re good or not just play. (Like matchmaking for people that aren’t flexing nuts in their 1st person world all day.)

      Chiv 1 = Everything going on now.

      Chiv 2 = If you set this up for a tourney at a LAN center or for cash. 3rd and 1st so everyone can participate, obviously there are strengths and weaknesses to both and they’d show. Good 1st person beat 3rd most the time

      I just feel like I don’t wanna be part of the organized play scene because it seems like quite an exclusive club. Im sure if more casual players read the forums they'd agree to a certain extent. But yknow I’m just a 3rd person maul fag that uses broadsword 1st person and fisticuffs when it comes to it. So dub ya tee eff do I know about playing with the “elite” of this community.

      Gotta be more likehttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hHx7gdN68 dancing if you want to.

      Wanna type more but I’m on a tablet. edit for safety dancing.

      posted in Competitive Talk
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    • RE: There is no Chivalry Among Clans…

      This thread is like sands through the hour glass, and so is the days of our lives.

      Who’s waking up from the coma this week?

      posted in Competitive Talk
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    • I had a dream

      Actually more of a realization, I don’t want to get into explicit details of what I was ACTUALLY dreaming about… it wasn’t video games.

      The Specialist style game play

      -Bullet Time (how the fuck did TS get this down so well?)
      -Bitch, do you even KNOW kung fu?
      -The classic wall jumps and evasive maneuvers that made the game so hilariously fun (action button)
      -THE POWER UPS (infinite ammo/clip, time slow, double time slow, triple time slow)
      -Level’s that aren’t too spread out.

      Chivalry Melee Mechanics

      -Brokenly playable at the moment, but honestly is there any other melee game you’d rather play?
      -3rd and 1st person. (League fags, you’re gonna need this for maneuverability and positioning to set up the 1st person combos, shots, and fun times. No, stfu, just because you don’t like it in Chivalry currently doesn’t mean nobody can use it because you think you’re better than everyone else. Fuck you, stop thinking about no 3rd person. It’s essential. Stop it, I know you just want you and your clan to only do 1st person but c’mon, shut your dirty food intake apparatus. C’mon, just stop it already. Ok, are we good? Let us continue.)
      -Rich developement of attack and defense strategies. (lots of different “x vs. y” scenarios due to the cumbersome handling of old projectile weapons, and the viability of melee weapons.)
      *this isn’t to say that a wrist crossbow or two shot pistol + dagger / short sword is out of the question, the crossbow would be more for interruption to create opportunity instead of a straight kill. +HEADSHOTS HEADSHOT HEADSHOT HEADSHOT)

      Early Gunpowder (19th century flintlock, Single Shot rifles + shotguns, crossbows, bows)

      Slew of Medieval Weapons, not just European. (Katana duh, various pokey things, some blunt objects, SHIELDS maybe with special properties, like bullet reflection and a system to angle the projectile off the surface.)

      -League of Extraordinary Gentlemen with Sean Connery is the only kind of setting that comes to mind. Van Helsing with Hugh Jackman’s trench coat. Sunglasses, because fuck you they’re cruise control for cool. Do you want to wear a breast plate because early guns reflected off that shit? Then do it but you’ll be slower and can’t do cartwheels or jump as high.

      Steam punk-ish but not so overboard that you’re making those guys who build xboxes with working coo coo clocks a raging boner. (waste time on prettiness after the mechanics are solid and and a general level of play-ability is achieved, let the community decide what they wanna look like eventually with concept art and submissions of their facebook accounts showing off their katana collections and boots that have 32 buckles and windshield wipers. You know the folks, they’re… creative.)

      MORE PARENTHESIS ()()()()()()()()()()()()()

      Basic run down: Specialist + Chiv + A setting toned to http://world4.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/German-mercenaries.jpg crossbred with http://world4.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/German-Lansquenet-costumes-2.jpg after being vomited up by http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18600000/the-matrix-the-matrix-18670107-1600-900.jpg

      If you’re not wearing your confused face right now, we might be onto something. :? :P 8-)

      Just throwing it out there.

      posted in General Ideas & SDK chat
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    • RE: What weapons are shunned in the competitive scene?

      3rd person weapon is banned. Makes me a saaaaad panda. :(

      posted in Competitive Talk
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    • RE: [WEP] The Maul And How To Use It.

      Nobody seemed to cover utilizing voice commands for intimidation and general jack assery. Maul is most effective for working off your team mates, sometimes just getting one hit each in on a group of five people and sacrificing yourself so someone can just come in and tappy tap tap it in for the win. Can we all dig it, brethren?

      If you wanna know how I feel truly feel about the maul watch this video;

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW8j818w-qE

      And consider that I’m Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore is Chivalry, and the clay is my maul.

      posted in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare (PC/Mac/Linux)
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    • RE: What was the reasoning behind the dodge nerf?

      I noticed that last patch if you were swinging an MAA could dodge through the swing, like a ghost. I haven’t been able to play so much this patch, is this still true or am I just a nutter?

      for example: Swing from the right, they dodge to their left and just go through it like they’re Houdini.

      posted in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare (PC/Mac/Linux)
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