I am making this thread in a last ditch effort to get an update. My hope is that if enough people upvote this post, TB will see that there is still a large player base and that we all want an update for our laggy little game. If you want to see this game updated, hit the upvote button.
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Petition For an Update
Bring downvotes back
Give us back our downvotes! Without the ability to downvote things we don’t like or think are stupid, people are now more likely than ever to respond to stupid people and start a salt war. Being able to downvote allowed us to express that we did not approve of a person’s behavior or what they said without starting a war that every now and then results in a ban, and more often than not, a thread lock. Please return our ability to downvote @Global-Moderators
If you agree with me comment or hit that upvote button, if you don’t… well sucks to be you cuz now you can’t downvote this.
A new Idea
So I had this Idea last night, what if we had the ability to make groups on the forum, like the mod’s and dev’s have, for our clans. Then we could add and remove people as needed, but when we made posts, our clan names would show up next to our names. I talked to @NewAgeKnight86 about it last night as well and he thought is was a cool idea too. I already asked Killer Crabs about it and he said he would see what he could do, but I wanted to ask the rest of you what you thought?
RE: Sell your favorite weapon.
Are you tired of knights and vanguards ruining your arching fun? Well do I have a dwal for you!!
For 6 easy payments of 10 hate messages a week you can own your verry own sling!!! With your sling you can troll every player in the game!! Knight Rt spamming you with a messer? Hit him with a pebble! Vanguard about to charge? Hit him in his stupid taint with a pebble!!! Friends not helping you? Hit their dumb asses with a pebble too!!! All this great value and entertainment for only 6 easy payments of 10 hate messages a month!!!
But wait, theres more!!! With your purchas of a sling you will reciece unlimited pebbles!!! Thats right, you will recieve a never ending supply of rocks to throw at your opponents!!!
This deal is only availabe for a limited time at Epic Emporiums. Epic is not responsible for your inability to hit the broad side of a barn. Side effects of using the sling may include hate mail, being ganked by everyone in the lobby, friends rage quitting, and going 1-20 in lobbies. Please use the sling at your own risk.
RE: Gods Of War [GoW] Official Clan Page
So lemme sum up this conversation
@skyz “you have a tiny dick”
@Patriotize “Actually, I have ano average sized dick”
@skyz “no you don’t it’s tiny”
@Patriotize “no its average and yours is tiny”
@skyz “no I have the biggest dick ever, yours is tiny”
@Patriotize “no my dick is average and yours is tiny”
That sound about right?
Guess who's back
In my time away I realized something, the only people on this forum who post consistently that actually matter are homura and gatelo. The rest of you are either irrelevant or don’t post enough for me to mention you.
Anyone who wants to war my clan you are more than welcome to, hmu on kik, xbox, or insta
@Naleaus I still don’t like you but you started to grow on me there at the end.
Here is all I have left to say:
You are actually the single dumbest person I have ever talked to in my entire life. Anyone who does 10 grams of shrooms deserves to be smacked. Common sense literally looked at you and went “welp, this kid is a tard so might as well leave him alone.”
How about you get some real roasts? Tryin to roast me for wearing boots you can’t afford is like trying to roast someone for buying a Versace backpack… Maybe you should trying doing some work in those cheap ass timbs of yours… after all, that’s what work boots are for. You say you have a job and a college education but what was your major? African American History?
You wanna talk to me about my parents grounding me, how bout first we talk about yours. My first question is did they teach you the word discipline? How about the word respect? Maybe if they actually loved you they would have taught you to pick your fights wisely because if not you get curb stomped. So high-tail it back to your little safe space where Xylo and Somer can rub your belly like the dog you are.
Last thing I have to say to you is you are a pussy. Plain and simple. You talked mad shit until I challenged you to a war then you disappeared. Either war me or keep my name out of your mouth.
Not much I need to say to you other than git gud scrub. You lost your chill and are now just a little twat.
Do me a favor and learn how to do your job. I was banned for finishing an argument that was started by Visual Disciple and Somer Village. You do a shit job at reading into situations and determining what the cause of the problem is. Had you banned Viz months ago for continuously calling me a snake and insulting me none of this would have been an issue. Had you banned him and somer when they started talking about my personal life I never would have had to bring up theirs. Get your shit together and learn how to moderate. P.S. Gatelo is right, TB is racist and you banned me for calling Viz a poor black kid to try and earn some brownie points. #calledOUT
I saved the best for last. You are literally the whiniest, wimpiest person I have ever met. What kind of coward watches their friends get 4, 5, and 6 v 1d and says they don’t want to help because then they will get jumped too? You are a two faced prick and care about nothing except your reputation. On so many occasions you have ridden highly-skilled players simply because you didn’t want them to rek you. You were once a valuable member of this community but you got cocky. Not only did you get cocky, but you abandoned your friends. Iza now gets jumped in EU free for all on a day to day basis (I might have helped some people troll him as archers) because he has no backup and that is 100% on you.
RE: Embarrassing/Regretful moments?
I retract my previous statement… I regret joining this forum. XP
@AK maybe a set number of wars they must do in the quarter. For example every clan must do 10 wars in the 3 month period. Then, based on that number you can pull all of your other stats. You could also base part of your top 4 on how many individual round wins they have. Say SDS and TGL both have 7 wins, but SDS won with a larger net score, meaning taking each war and subtracting the number of rounds they lost from the number of rounds they won and using that number, SDS would be ranked higher. Make sense?
RE: RIPhood Official Thread
Just throwing this out there but AST gave me a home and a place to work on my melee skills as an archer and especially isla and Hitokiri helped me get better as a player. Then, to top it all off, when I decided to leave there was no salt. That’s what AST does. They take people in, train them, and let them choose their own path. @Addyboo419 anyone who says AST are jerks is either a pleb or has never talked to any AST members.
RE: NHG n the building got a great new roster.
@ATOM–KYLE Lol as funny as that was you could have been maybe a tad nicer since you don’t happen to be doing anything for the community either, aside from starting arguments and complaining about a game you retired from that is.
RE: Master of Weaponry.
I have beaten Cake for the title of Maul King lol
RE: 1v1 Tournament bracket information By support of some people fixed the brackets Ty to them....
Time to pull a Vizzle
@LordRoffleSalad said in 1v1 Tournament bracket information:
@DEADLySiNz you don’t see Karate Sensai’s or Monks joining the UFC .
First of all, They only knkw one style of fighting. Thats like saying why don’t messer RT spammers duel Vizzle with a spear or C4KE with a maul.
Being the best isn’t always about showing off or making money or being praised. Dedication, Effort, and Training. If I know I am the best, That is all that matters. Error and Homura can duel each other all they want it’s not going to magically make them better :) I train and play just as much as any of the other top 10 players. If we made an actual top ranked 10 players I would defiantly be in it.
Secondly, if you can’t or won’t prove you’re the best, you’re not the best. Simple as that.
Ask yourself deadly, do you think you would be in top 10? I sure don’t. You’d be like MAYBE top 25 there is just sooooooooooooo many players I can think of that are better . Treflip and hide yo o kids Are even better than you.
Not even going to disect how ignorant this is.
Everyone puts little small responses and has mostly dropped the big hatred on me…
Stop playing the victom, you’re not cute enough to get away with it. If you were some sexy college girl with a nice ass and perky tits you could pull this woe is me shit.
Then there’s deadly sins the biggest troll EVER, who can’t just shutup and admit I’m better.
Finger thy self ye hoebag. Sinz is NOT the biggest troll out there, Axhby is and we love him for it.
Bro you sound more pathetic than me, Mad cuz bad. Go lose in the first or second round. Do some alternate swings and different combos, you 1 trick pony. Just because RT and RS and a feint works on idiots don’t mean it’s going to help you against players who can read feints .
Also pure ignorance that hurts my head.
Also? I am not mad? I’m just upset how you try to get people to hate me EVEN more. Your last 10 comments towards me have been filled with jealously , Hate, Sarcasim. You’re just not even funny man. Somer village and para elite and xylo and Mook are ALL more funny than you are. All you do is have your stupid laugh and giggle over and over. Make your own jokes ( steals Mook joke from Axhby ) and learn some new attacks and weapons ( only uses Longsword and same RT, RS)
If I didn’t feel the need to adress how stupid this post is, I would chop my own dick off for actually reading this shit.
Roffle over and out.
You say this like every other post, plz stop.
Now stop demanding me for a clan war,
Clan war me, my roblox clan will fuck you up m8. 6v6 Paintball Frenzy match muhfuka
stop demanding I Join the tournement stop demanding I duel to back up my claim as number 1. Just STOP, I havnt stopped with the forum salt because every time I do another ignorant piece of garbage steps up and says another rude comment , Personal message , or in game threat . If I was a betting man, I’d say Homura and Error are more scared of me than I am of them. I love taking flawless streaks with a heavy cross bow, I love smoke pots in piles of team healers in free for alls? And lastly?
K wat the fuk ever
I love Chivalry ;)
Double fist thy self or this asinine comment. This game is not lovable, I fuking hate it but for some reason can’t stop playing it, I do not understand the magic that it posses
HalfdanTheBl4ck, King of the Bare Knuckle