I’d rather choose to read the first 10 pages of a Twilight novel than to watch 10 consecutive seconds of that review again. It would probably have less angst and whine.
What a whinefest. You do realize fine whine is a commodity in this era, peasant? You do realize the amount of effort that goes into creating fine whine? And then you come along, OP. You come along peddling your terrible whine for all to endure, ruining everything. You make a complete mockery of fine whine. And you don’t even offer cheesy quips! Just whine!
Begone with you, foul knave. And good riddance! Take your whine with you!
Someone give this man a new in-game head! :D hopefully a whine merchant