Are you a glass cannon? Do you like saying you’re bad at chivalry and then invis swinging and lagging your way to countless 7-0s because you’re “good at chivalry”? Do you like to be a sniper by having phantom range so long that an erect ghost is jealous? Do you have a pile of controllers with broken RB buttons all around you? Are you suffering from crippling depression and want to die every day so you use cheap weapons so you can feel good about yourself?
Get the fuckin quarterstaff!
TERRIBLE in Team Objective!
CANCER in everything else!
Don’t forget to be Agatha so you can laugh your enemies to death by annoying them with your laugh just as much as your quarterstaff!
CANCER on a STICK!