Sorry but I am an old man, by your standards. Far from small minded and it is very hard to get me offended on anything because in the big scheme of things it has no bearing on my life, specially on the internet. Anyone to takes shit seriously on the internet needs to put down the mouse and go outside and get a hobby.
If people would simply quit being offended for no real reason and to let the stupid shit roll off your back like water on a ducks back we could all joke about anything.
I support this. Most people, including you chivalry nerds, are giant vaginas. It is incredibly easy to make you leak.