The ‘stepfather’ was most likely just one guy who was making little kid voices to attempt to troll. Looks like you’re the only one who fell for it :\
Posts made by Sir Feintalot
RE: Something should be done about little children playing this game…
RE: Death animation and locations.
I approve of this movement.
Spo0ky Chivalry story - Early/Late Halloween special
It was a dark and stormy night. And Sir Feintalot was playing Citadel and decided he wanted to be king.
I’ve never been king on citadel in my life but I’ve played the map probably a hundred times. So I said in chat, “I’m going to be king”. Then a guy called Bobmeow69 said “no ur not”
So I spent ages playing the best I had in years, checking the scoreboard every minute to see every time that I was 2nd only to Bob. Soon Bob started conveniently hitting me in a fight but never killing me. Could of been lots of accidents but I was going for the crown so I was stressed and suspicious of everything against me. Anyway my score was getting closer and closer, also the map was getting closer to the king bit. Finally I take over Bob’s score just as agatha reaches the bit when they have to destroy the citadel doors. Bob TKs me at spawn. I get angry so slash him twice when I respawn then shield bash him. He stands still and I walk away, thinking he had stop. But that fucker was typing in console, he was typing votekick feintalot and then the vote came up, I had 8% team damage and Bob typed “vote yes”. With 58% of the vote I was kicked. That sneaky motherfucker… typing behind my back like that… I’ll kill him
It haunts me every night, and will do so to the end of my days. Bobmeow69… that name will shatter my soul until the day I die.
RE: Z 5 objective voice
You guys should get Sirloin to do the required voices for Massive, his map totally deserves that (and a spot on official servers hurrhurr)
RE: The BEST idea for the next DLC
Yeah I’ve also been asking for this. It seems a pretty quick and easy way to get new maps into the game. The problem with custom maps is that they don’t really fill servers no matter how good they are, people just play the official maps. So yeah, making the best custom maps become official maps seems logical.
I’ve downloaded quite a few but not actually seen them hosted on servers (at least within acceptable ping range).
This adds an interesting point, if TB took my advice many great but scarcely used maps would flourish in the official servers, then other servers would follow the example of the official servers since they’re ‘official’ and that must mean they’re great. Also if you own a server with custom maps it’s hard to get many people playing it, but if those custom maps were made official… you get my point.
RE: Dat matrix
Twitch always takes so long to load…
Also technically he just dodged under one of the knights attacks :P
The BEST idea for the next DLC
When Chiv first came out we were promised that all future DLC releases would be completely free, I do admit we got a neat dueling mode and Frigid and Citadel, but it’s been ages since that.
After Deadilest Warrior it became clear that TB couldn’t continue making free DLC and actually had to earn some income.
So here’s the logical solution:
You’ve got a ton of fan-made maps on the steam workshop, from what I’ve seen at least ten are TB-quality. A few months ago Counter-Strike: Global Offensive got the idea of taking the best maps from the CS:GO workshop and actually implementing them into the official maps, it was awesome to have so many new maps even though they were in the workshop the whole time. But now everyone had these maps since they were official and came with a patch, before (like chivalry) these high quality workshop maps were hardly played except for a dedicated server to the map, which was rare.
All TB has to do is release a patch with the best workshop maps, the mappers will feel honored and it’s good to put on their resume if they ever want a game dev job where they use UDK. Release this as free and TB hardly puts any effort into what will be a huge positive response from players.
After satisfying their fans with a much needed free DLC, Torn banner can get back to work on whatever its working on now. (Helmets, paid DLC, new game, whatever.)
Sorry if I’m sounding arrogant saying that it’s the ‘best’ idea but I can’t believe TB didn’t think of this before. If anyone can think of why this is stupid please say why.
RE: Hacker caught (video)
Seems pretty normal to me.