Perhaps I’m not the only one for whom Chivalry inspires? Feel free to share, I’ll get us started.
“Let the rivers run red with our blood. Litter the ground with an ill-gotten carpet of flesh. Unmerciful barbarity matched by ruthless disparity, God’s mercy shown only to the dead. Harrowing, the lady of mortal terror, we court her with angry eyes, fists clenching steel, and mouths full of shout. Come now old hag, to the battlefield! We seek glory this day, and for our enemies, an early grave!”