It’s too fast. Feels like I’m playing a Benny Hill cartoon set in the Middle Ages.

Betcha a tenner when Deadliest Warrior comes out and TB go back to troubleshooting and bugfixing C:MW a bunch of people will come back all happy and joyous. Finickity jerks. Personally I enjoy the state of the game at the moment - minus the nutcases sprinting around in third person doing a forward-facing limbo - and I run into so few bugs that I just don’t have my entertainment impacted. With over 300 hours played you’re damn right I think I’ve already got my money’s worth, so I don’t see any cause to complain…yet.

If the game became literally unplayable then I’d jump ship too. As it stands now, though? No reason to stomp off in a huff.

Because I’m a gigantic fucking weeaboo I always picture the ideal way of using the Q-Tip as weaving your way around a guy or two (never more than that) and utilising the odd nature of its combo animations to keep them on edge and flinching. Martial Arts master that shit.

Its best combo is definitely alt-swing to stab, though. Poppin’ heads like wader melun.

EDIT: As a side note, lol. Power kick isn’t a free hit, guys. It only stuns for longer than a brief moment if they’re guarding or winding up. Anything else and it just knocks back and flinches.

Aim at them, hold down F, push W, jump. Then just overhead/swing combo and you’re golden about 70-80% of the time. For the last 20%, that’s what your other fighting skills are for.

Oh and if they see the kick coming and drop their guard, just take advantage of the very brief stun to sprint around one of their sides and use a nice big 2h weapon swing to get around the shield. Alternatively, just wail on them until they run out of stamina, if they like to hide behind their little planks.

Just want to point out that the Morning Star is just the baby’s version of the Broadsword, for those MAAs who just want to twoshot everything on the damn field like they’re VGs.

Warhammer 40K Chivalry expansion. Yep.

What about adding one of these, TB? I’d like to know how close I am to levelling up, be it by a xp current/xp required format or just a good old “X Kills to Rank Y”. Currently I have to go through a whole lot of mathematically headachery to figure it out, though that’s been alleviated somewhat by the Reddit Chivalry XP graph they have going on.

Also notice that the Bearded Axe swings faster than a 2H sword, and stabs at about the same speed too.

@dreamlord:

what about fixing the VOIP?!

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I usually play Chiv at 10PM anyway, because stomping you Yanks is a great way to spend a night. 8-)