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    TheMelonBomber

    @TheMelonBomber

    I will Spinny your willy
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    • Whos still alive

      Show yourselves

      posted in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare (Console Versions)
      TheMelonBomber
      TheMelonBomber
    • RE: Still here

      @xylo ok dad

      posted in Competitive Play
      TheMelonBomber
      TheMelonBomber
    • Tales told by the one and only

      Hello person viewing this post
      It is I, the once youngest Comp Player of Chiv:

      TheMelonBomber
      MelonBoimer
      The Melon 27
      MelonPants

      And in this post, you are going to read the greatest and most memorable stories I can remember

      SEPTEMBER 2016
      After coming from 360 Chiv, I find myself out of a clan and starting fresh on One Chiv.
      Being a huge SDS Fanboy, I hit up newage to see if I could possibly try out. After being Declined (or whatever I forgot), I found Hit-trade.
      They seemed pretty interested in my skills and told me that I could join if I paid (Idk I forgot) $20 a month through Paypal.

      Me, realizing that this was a joke, took my leave and then ended up stumbling into BigOlBoozehound and the rest of Syndicate.
      Having Merc’d 2 scrims for them I decided to join Syndicate.

      ————————————————————————

      TRAINING WITH SYNDICATE
      This was perfect. Everybody was evenly matched and had their own unique fighting-style, Boozehound’s being the most unique. (I mean seriously, who can counter a shield user who KNOWS when you’re gonna do a H-Kick)
      Only problem training with SYN was the constant arguments with RefugeeRefa—Call. RefugeeRecall.

      Best Training session was with Jef (RIP Jef) and Kauser.

      ————————————————————————

      SCRIMS AND WARS
      SDS vs Syndicate (scrim)
      This was, by far, the best i’ve seen from SYN.

      • Kauser drops all of SDS seen here
      • Phenomenal Team work
      • Semi-great Kendo duels

      All in all best scrim.

      SDS vs Syndicate (War)
      We got mopped

      Syndicate vs Genesis (War)
      By far the most BS i’ve seen from a clan full of the scenes most skillful players.

      • KYLE magically comes out of retirement
      • Mercs Kyle
      • Mercs Gallius (Pomlie)
      • Claims both are in clan roster

      They mopped the floor with us.

      Kyle goes into retirement again after war

      ————————————————————————

      SYNDICATE IN 2017
      We pretty much all retired and moved to different games while staying in touch

      That is all, Maybe I’ll be returning if chiv still exists maybe idk I saw Knight of knight still playing.

      But for now,
      REST IN PEACE
      SYN
      Genesis
      Plebs
      AST
      GoA
      ATOM
      GoW
      FADE
      TGL
      Sandwich
      TDE
      SDS
      The Stygies
      The Butterfly Society
      The Dark Alliance
      Knights of the Free Order
      Comrades of Flower Hill (SYN 2017)

      posted in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare (Console Versions)
      TheMelonBomber
      TheMelonBomber
    • RE: Syndicate [SYN] Official Thread

      @naleaus Nice try Bucko

      It lasted 2 years you beautiful nutsack

      posted in Console Clan Hub
      TheMelonBomber
      TheMelonBomber
    • Nevermind we aint droppin anywhere bois

      Well big rip to Chivalry I just saw that it got removed from PS4 and Xbox One libraries so Ima make a list of people I truly miss

      • | Kauser | aka Kooser
      • Winged Hauser aka Wing-ed Hooser
      • BigOlBoozeHound now known as “I call the herd”
      • RefugeeRecall aka by my different names
      • ShiWongDi
      • ATOM Kyle (Atiem Kylie)
      • ATOM Homura (Atiem Haeomurea)
      • GoW Whatever the fuck kids name was aka the “King of Chivalry”
      • Everybody in fake ATOM
      • GeneralGatelo aka Gelato
      • SP4CE C4K3
      • Sandwich Clan
      • Xylophone555
      • The EU Syndicate Team
      • Moleyrobinson aka Moldynipples

      If I missed your name then my bad its been a good 1-2 years since I hopped on

      posted in Console Clan Hub
      TheMelonBomber
      TheMelonBomber
    • RE: bruh sound effect #3

      Also I dont speak like i have a stick up my ass anymore so no more of this “indubitably” and perfect punctuation shit

      posted in Console Clan Hub
      TheMelonBomber
      TheMelonBomber
    • bruh sound effect #3

      who still uses this its been 2 god damn years jesus
      Thinking about making a revival for Competitve chivary 2019 because I miss being salty and having absolute shit ping that not even people from singapore could hit me

      posted in Console Clan Hub
      TheMelonBomber
      TheMelonBomber
    • where we droppin bois

      where my bois at
      gang gang squad squad
      GodOfWar is the best
      Adam Kylie is the best

      Am keng uf chivelri

      posted in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare (Console Versions)
      TheMelonBomber
      TheMelonBomber
    • RE: WAR this we?

      @Ryvo-Sovan ALT + F4 for pink helmet of $hwEg

      posted in Console Clan Hub
      TheMelonBomber
      TheMelonBomber
    • RE: S4ndwich is here

      Oh thank god we got that spelling error corrected.

      posted in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare (Console Versions)
      TheMelonBomber
      TheMelonBomber