Total XP - 25809000
1h swords - 30962
1h maces - 1207
1h axes - 16978
Daggers - 372
Short - 12705
Bows - 7835
Crossbows - 116
Javelins - 143
Heavy blunt - 337
2h swords - 2531
2h axes - 614
Spears - 704
Polearms - 1088
Bastard swords - 2624
VY CANIS MAJORIS
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Posts made by VY CANIS MAJORIS
RE: Kills per weapon
Total XP - 25809000
RE: Vertical stab drags
I like to call them ‘screw your parry’ stabs
what the fuck is happening
RE: Chivalry: Medieval Warfare Patch 34 (Polycount user created items added!)
The new brandi looks silly. The tracers were kinda confusing for me when I first saw it.
RE: Awesome game
I’m 1,3k hours into this broken, buggy game and I’m still coming back to it every day. Despite its shortcomings, it is still most fun to play.
Chivalry was never marketed as a competitive game.
It was labeled as ‘competitive’ in an earlier steam summer voting.
RE: Enforce the rules!
Off-Topic is fine in terms of post length and topic on discussion. Blatantly insulting one another and verbally abusing the Mods is still a disciplinary offense.
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl’s bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up at Hickory Dickory Dock Game with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You’re in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little “smartypants” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You’re frickin grounded, buttmunch.
Does overclocking your GPU make you faster?
Once upon a time… someone told me that if I overclock my GPU I’m going to get a speed boost. The less i OC, the less noticeable the boost is (just to be clear - I have never done such a thing and I do not plan to do so. I’m fine with my current speed).
I’m sure you’ve experienced this - a dude with <100ping whose swings connect a tad earlier than the actual animation does. Each time I notice this, I ask the culprit the same question: ‘Do you have your GPU overclocked?’ and the answer is always YES.
The thing is, I was told the other day that there is no such thing as speed boost due to GPU overclocking. That I am a filthy liar and an ugly broad and I do not deserve to play the game and it would be best if I got teleported to a 100meter-deep hole full of penis-eating snakes.
Well then, does doing lewd things to your GPU make you a cheater or not?
RE: I have come to a realization concerning all classes and players.
27 and liceum, noice
aside from that, the hussar wings are badass, i’m impressed